Stormy Night

What's up? This chapter loops back to Sam, and it will keep going in circle until the story is finished.

Disclaimer: I….. Do not own… iCarlyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Sam woke up with a start and tried to remember the events of the previous day. Right… she went to the park with Carly and Freddie… They tried to figure out the force, but Carly fell asleep…

She snorted and brought her legs over the side of her bed. "Ugh…" she moaned. Something was lightly pushing her downstairs, but she wanted some more sleep!

She fought the force a plopped down on her bed, but she went tumbled over the side! She rolled and rolled to the door. "Hey, force!" she mumbled, half asleep. "Lemme get some shut-eye, at least!"

It didn't let up, but it weakened just a tiny bit so that Sam could get dressed. Being dragged down the stairs wasn't fun. After every step, Sam groaned. "Ow, ow, ow!" It was as if the Earth's gravity had been tripled or something, and it was sending her in another direction, instead of down!

Melanie gave her a funny look as she passed, but said nothing. Sam snatched a ham-flavored biscuit and went on her way, wherever she was going. She felt as if she was going somewhere where she was meant to be, where she belonged.

Slowly, she trudged up the steps of… wait, what? No way! This couldn't be! That force woke her up early just so she could see Freddork?

The doors of Bushwell Plaza swung open, and Lewbert sneered at her menacingly. "Whaddaya want?" he asked in a nasal voice.

Sam ignored him and stepped into the elevator. No! She screamed inside her head. Stop it! I will never love Fredward Benson ever in my life! The buzzer dinged and the doors slid open. Sam stumbled outside and trotted to Freddie's door. She was on the verge of tears, and kept repeating "No!" sometimes in her head, sometimes even out loud.

Freddie's door swung open and smacked her in the face. "Sorry, Sam!" Freddie apologized, reaching her hand over to her red cheek, the one that he smacked.

Sam found herself liking this, and mentally punished herself. It was as if the force had taken over part of her mind!

Freddie leaned over and whispered, "I'm so, so sorry, Sam… his eyes were shining and a single, wet tear slid from his left eye. "Are you… SAM DON'T LISTEN TO IT IT'S A FORCE! Are you okay?"

"I am now." Sam found herself saying. She leaned in., but tried to pull back. "HELP FREDDIE THERE'S A FORCE TRYING TO… arrrgh bzzt arrrrrrghgh!"

A strange cloaked woman with a shock pen (iStillPsycho FTW! Best episode EVER!) buzzed Sam and Freddie, rendering both of them unconscious.

She dragged them to her apartment and clicked the door shut. Her door had a gazillion locks, and she clapped, clonked, and clicked shut each and every one of them. She let out a hyena laugh and got to work.

Meanwhile, Sam had taken an unexpected vacation to dreamland!

Dream

Sam and Freddie were in a dark hallway, surrounded by gleaming knights' suits and lovely paintings. Cracking torches lit up the stone walls.

"Sam, oh Sam…" Freddie leaned against her, pressing his lips against hers.

Sam took this surprisingly well, weirdly enough.

She kissed back and "mmm"ed.

She was enjoying this! Slowly, she turned around to see Carly coming at them, shouting, "Stop! Sam! This wasn't meant to beeeeeeeee!" She faded away as she passed through them and came out at the other side. Sam and Freddie shuffled away, down the hall.

Later, Sam and Freddie chatted about hat a nuisance Carly was. They shared the same dislikings, her prissy-ness, her perfect-ness, her pretty-ness! She was too much of an angel!

Suddenly, a strong wind appeared with Carly's face on it. It blew Freddie away, then hugged Sam and smiled sweetly. "Now you'll be my friend, forever! And no boy distractions!" She cackled, and soon Sam was screaming her head off at Carly. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

End Dream

Sam awoke with a start, and couldn't even begin to believe what she saw, right in front of her! It was…

Oooooo! Cliffhanger! Aren't I mean? *fake smiles really big* Oh well, now you'll have to wait until like tomorrow or Friday or the weekend! Mwahahahahahahaha! I need at least 2 more reviews, c'mon, I ain't greedy!