The PIA agents were divided up and loaded up into one of four black North Wind Prison Planes waiting outside. "the entiretly of PIA will be shipped off to North Wind and from there they will be shattered across all the IPSA and North wind Prison around the globe," classified said as the planes took off, "a few will go to North Wind Lunar Prison, several will be shipped off to North Wind Mars Prison. And one will be ship off to Denmark Prison." "Who?" I said. "You," classified replied. "What!' Private said. "we have intel that suggest that the Penguin HQ is a evil organization and that Skipper helped foster their hold on the intelligence organizations…which would expain why they disappeared after the destroy of Penguin Global Command Antartica." "What!" I shouted. "You didn't mention that in your story," Kowalski said. "What I didn't know what Penguin HQ was about…nobody knows!" "Penguin HQ has been reborn…as the rebel penguins," Classified said. "You betrayed penguinkind," Private said. "What! No!" I said, "I thought like everyone else that it was a organization dedicated to protecting penguin kind…I didn't know they were evil…they didn't make us do anything evil…"
"infiltrating a government offical's mansion for open-faced sandwiches and adding an America flag which penguin Hq spits in the face of." "They never even told any us what their reason for existence was!" I said, "they keep us all in the dark about their purpose." "Easier to brainwash it's…" "Declassified," I replied. "Yes," he replied, "and now that I turned your team against you with my lies…" "You lied to us!" Private said. "it says so much about the true level of their loyalty if they would believe and unbelievable lie like…" The Real Classified came out of the bushes and tackled declassified, "You under arrest for impersonating an agent of the North Wind and using that persona to turn a team of penguin agents against each other!" "And for violating the order for the South Wind to cease and desist!" "I get my revenge next time," Classified's brother replied.
Declassified managed to slip out of Classified's grasp and disappear in a blast of smoke. "Blast," Classified shouted. The two IPSA teams were long gone and the North Wind Tactical team was preparing to leave in a tilt-rotor. A North Wind Jet was waiting nearby, Corporal and Eva all ready to go. The tiltrotor took off and flew off into the horizon, "that's probably my cue to…" Lord Shen and his army came charging at us from deep in the forest screaming a battlecry the whole way. which sounded like a weird mix of gorilla roars and chest pounds, wolf howls, and peacock calls.
"Lord Shen," I said, "coming here is a death trap…don't come any closer!" "Any last words Peacock," Classified said. "Yes," Lord Shen said, "I have three…FIRE THE CANNONS!" "Um…we still don't have gunpowder," a wolf said. "Then let me cremate you into gunpowder!" Lord Shen said. "My lord," the alpha said, "we found enough gunpower to fire one cannonball." "One shot will do," Shen said, "Now it's time for a parting gift." The cannon was rolled into position, "any last words before…Part of you ends up here, Part of you ends up in that tree, and part of you ends up as a stain on that wall way over there!" Lord Shen started munch on popcorn, "Now stand by and prepare to be parted. The cannon was lit and the fuse went down into the cannon and the cannon exploded sending a couple of wolves falling all over the forest. "What?" Lord Shen said, "no matter…now I can show you the surprise I have for you." "Surprise?" I said. A metal sided Airship appeared in the sky overhead. "Behold the new pride of my airship fleet," Shen said, "the Iron Peacock!"
"your peacocking," Kowalski said. "I am not Peacocking," Lord Shen said, "one is not peacocking if their already a peacock!" "Where do you think that got that adjective from," Classifed said, "because Peacocks let's to show off!" "I resent that comment," Lord Shen, "and now I destroy you with the pride of the airship fleet. "but you don't have any gunpowder?" Shen was now on the deck of his new airship, "why would I need gunpowder to do this?" Shen said, "Archers!" The airship turned and the side literally slide aside to reveal two levels full of archers who had their bows extended with flaming arrows. "Fire!' Lord Shen replied. A barrage of flaming arrows rained down from above. While the archers sent us on retreat I realized to late that they were getting us into position for the crossbows mounted on the main deck of the ship. One crossbow for each of us. "evasive!" I shouted as we dodged all the giant metal arrows from the mounted crossbows. "Stay still!" Shen shouted, "How can I kill you if you don't stay still!"
"Ha you just had to build more impossible to aim weapons!" I shouted. "You are so annoying," Shen shouted. Classified tried firing lasers at the ship but it bounced off the metal hull. "Ha! Nothing can penetrate the hull! Nothing!" "Rico RPG…" Rico fired a RPG at the hull but to our horror it bounced off and flew straight back toward us. "Get down!" I shouted tackling my men to the ground as the RPG flew overhead and exploded in the distance. "My sauna!" someone shouted. Rico with a determined look on his face hacked up his rocket launcher and fired rocket after rocket at the hull to no success. Kowalski pulled out the stop watch but it got fired out his hand by a arrow. "No! the Stopwatch!" "I'm not going thru that embrassament again!" Shen said, "and keep you disgusting clam juice away from my fine silk robes!" Shen pointed his lance and said, "Fire! Keep firing!" Rico hacked up his lavathrower and started to melt the put of the hull keeping the entire ship together. "No!" Shen shouted but could only watch in horror as the bottom of the metal hull started to melt. Once the metal was soft enough then Rico fired his off another RPG.
This time the RPG did not bounce off and exploded on contact. And then the entire ship collapsed into the ground as a pile of useless metal. "Would you stop destroying my ships!" Shen shouted. As he retreated in another airship, "I will return to my time to build a better iron plated ship and then I will destroy you!" Shen and his airship fleet fled and then returned to their time. "Classified we're see you soon," I said. "don't you want a ride?" Classified said. "We would love to but we have our own ride," I replied, "we should probably get back to it." "Until the next time Skipper," Classified said. "agreed," I replied as we disappeared into the jungle.
Meanwhile
Lord Shen's Time
(Lord Shen's POV)
"Shen darling," my future queen replied, "you get those penguins next time…and those stupid pandas and all of china will bow before us." "Yes," I replied, "and with you by my side…nothing will stand in my way…The Whole world will fear the name Lord Shen…" "Now Shen my love," she replied, "we had a job to do."
The End