Hanging With The Chief

Chapter 4: Disco Inferno

(Morris' P.O.V)

I was at the beach with my man Derek and the birthday commander. Derek was surfing, Khan was getting a tan from the sun's UV rays, and as for me, I was trying to pick up the sexy chick with the crimson colored bikini. Unfortunately, it's not working out, she threw their drink at me. Derek swims back to the beach with his black and yellow star covered swim suit and stands under our umbrella, blocking Khan's sunlight.

"Hey, your blocking my sunlight." Said Khan, wearing nothing but a Speedo.

"Ahh, Commander, why are you wearing that?" yelled Derek.

"It's like watching 300, with grey chest-haired agents." I said.

"For your information, I shaved my chest hairs, and my back hairs, I even shave in other places that I don't want to mention. Morris, get the sunscreen lotion and rub it on my back! "

I wanted to throw up right after Khan had said that. As I was try to rub the sunscreen on the commander's back without blowing chunks, my cell phone started vibrating. I wanted to get it out of my pants pocket and answer who was calling me, (I was the only one wearing my work suit today.) but my hands smell like sunscreen and Bengay, and I didn't want that nasty smell on my I-phone, I just got it in the Apple Store.

"Don't worry, I get your phone." said Derek.

"Okay, just don't break it, I jus-"

"-Got it from the Apple Store, I know that already." Derek interrupted.

(Derek's P.O.V)

While my dancing partner Morris was having the greatest(worst) time of his life rubbing the Commander's back, I answer the phone to find out who was calling him.

"Hello?" I said.

"Hey Derek, it's me." J said.

"Hey J, what's going on?

"I need you and Morris to do me a favor. I need you guys to go to Spin's apartment and get the present that he wanted to give to Khan for his birthday."

"We gotta help that noob again?" I said.

"Come on Derek, just help the kid out." J said.

"HELL NO, J!" I said.

"Hell yeah, Derek. Look, the party doesn't start until Khan arrives at Headquarters, and I know that you guys are already at the beach with him, why don't you just drop off Morris to Spin's apartment, so he can find the gift that he wanted to give to the commander, and after he finds the present, he can use his jet-pack to get back to Headquarters and get his rave on."

"Alright, but you owe me one." I said.

"Yeah, just make it back okay?" J said.

"Okay, bye." I said, as I hang up the phone. I gave the phone back to Morris after he was done doing the greatest(worst) thing ever.

"You didn't put that lotion on my legs." Khan said, looking at his legs. Whoa, Khan skin is SO PAIL. Ten minutes later, Khan finally got ready to go to Headquarter. I told Morris about the plan to get Khan's present from the noob's apartment. In order to make sure that the commander didn't know what we were doing, Morris had to tell him that he need to borrow Kaoru's Conair Hair Curler so he can change his hairstyle. Who the Heck is Kaoru?

(Morris' P.O.V…Again)

I was inside the apartment, the interior looks more nasty and disgusting than the exterior of the apartment. The dark green mold growing from the ceiling turn the colors of the walls from white to dark brown, their was puddles of dark, muddy water everywhere. The foul stench made tears come out of my eyes. As I was walking down the hallway, I see some elevators, and by looking at them, I could tell that they had seen better days. Their was no way that I would be able to get up to Spin's room with these elevators, so I took the stairs. As I got to the rusty, dusty, crust, musty, uneven stairs (and almost busted my ass trying to walk up the damn stairs) I finally got to the fifth floor and found Spin's room.

"Room 215, I guess Spin really like that Hotel Dusk game that I gave him on his birthday." I thought.

When I opened the door, I quickly look around the whole entire place and found out how messy it was. Every room was a complete mess except the bathroom. Finally, I went to his bedroom and found a package covered with CD-Rs, Spin was known for burning different songs that he had downloaded illegally. I was looking at the package, it was covered in a red wrapper, and was tied down with a blue ribbon. "That was Khan's favorite color." I said. As soon as I got out of Spin's bedroom and was walking out of the nasty apartment, I smelled some smoke, and it was coming out of the window in Spin's apartment room. I went back inside the apartment to see the interior of the place on fire. The ceiling was falling down on me, the support beams were falling apart, and the bums that was living their(excluding Spin, he paid the rent.) were running away. I decide to get out of the burning apartment, and called J with my I-phone that I just got from the Apple Store.

(J's P.O.V)

Right after Khan blew the 53 candles on his cake, we finally got our RAVE ON!! Spin was the DJ of the party, playing a master-mix of our all of the songs that the agents and divas use to help someone (La La is my favorite song). All of a sudden, my phone started to ring, so I got our of the lunchroom to answer the phone

"Hello?" I said.

"J, this is Morris, Spin's apartment is on fire!" Morris said.

"Whoa! I need to tell everybody!" I said, I hanged up, and ran back to the lunchroom to tell everyone (and Spin) about the fire. I quickly ran to Spin's turntables, pulled out the microphone, and said…

"Hey, you guys, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!!"

Everyone started to repeat the words that I just said as if it were a song that they had heard before. Everybody started singing along.

THE ROOF, THE ROOF

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE.

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER,

LET THE MOTHERFUC-

"NO REALLY, THE ROOF ON SPIN'S APARTMENT IS ON FIRE!!" I said.

"WHAT!!" said Spin.

Holly Crap! What are we going to do?