Sup mina-san! Lots of you were wondering 'WTF is Akatsuki doing their?!' well start reading and you'll find out. And Im sorry I haven't updated my cat was really sick and we had to put him down friday...Im fine though so lets just get on with the story!
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When Itachi opened his eyes it was dark. Not that it seemed to matter at the moment anyway he just hadn't turned on the lamp yet. So he did but it was still dark. 'that weird...mabey the light bulbs out...' he thought "Itachi...turn the lamp off..." mumbled kisame. Itachi froze deeply "K-kisame the lamp i-is off..." he said "No its friggen bright as heck what are blin-...oh no..." kisame started and jumped out of his bed and ran to Itachis side. His usually coal colored eyes were clouded by a white film Kisame took Itachis face in his hands "Itachi tell me what you see right now..." he started carefully "...Darkness Kisa ...just darkness..." he replied while tears that he thought he bit back well enough started pouring down his face "Kisa...whats happened to me I-I shouldn't have gone blind yet!..." "I...I...I dont know Itachi." he said "lay down I going to get you breakfast ok?" "O-ok...you will be right back...right?" Itachi said "Yes right back" kisame said as he left and shut the door
~In The Kitchen~
Every one looked as Kisame entered and walked no to the table but into the kitchen and pull out two bowls and spoons and some cereal "Kisame-nii...where is Itachi-nii?" Shiroku asked from her spot by the table Kisame froze and everyone noticed. "Kisame?" Hidan pushed "He...hes...in our room..." Kisame replied without looking "why is he..." Kiiro asked but trailed off as Kisame turned around tears pouring down and off his face "He woke up and...He...Itachis blind!" he struggled to finish as he almost fell to his knees almost immediately Kuro got up and ran into Itachis and Kisames room noone stopped him "fuck..." Hidan said and leaned on Kakuzu who rapped his arms around the jashinist. Deidara cried as Sasori hugged him close 'I-I hate Itachi but no person deserves this!' Deidara though. Tobi was completely quite Zetsu was watching him 'I think he is crying...I don't know I can't tell...' so they settled for pulling him close. Shiroku silently cried while Kiiro just stared at the last place Kuro was before he ran out of the room. Pein just closed his eyes as he held Konan who was shaking but not crying thought tears were visible in her eyes. Kisame was now on his knees bawling for his legs couldn't support him anymore.
~Back In Itachi And Kisames Room~
Itachi started when his door was suddenly banged against the door and he was caught in a tight hug. And even though he was blind he could already tell who it was "I'm guessing Kisame told everyone then..." he asked the younger "y-yes...I-Is he telling the truth Aniki?" Kuro replied all he got in answer was Itachi tightening his grip on him they stayed like that until Kiiro came and took him away but before he left Itachi swore he heard him say "I will fix this...I promise." The rest of the day eveyone entered and other said more or just patted or hugged him finally Kisame entered and held him close and Itachi drifted off to sleep.
~The Next Day~
Itachi awoke and started but relaxed when he remembered what happened the previous day '...I wonder what Kuro had meant when he mumbled that...did he even say that?...am I imagining things?' he thought he didn't sense his partner so that must have meant that he was out in the kitchen the door then opened interrupting his thoughts he sensed who it was and recognized the chakra though it was a little hard given that it seemed that Kuro had been up all night thinking and using his chakra "I-I figured out how to fix it..." was all he said before Itachi felt fingers pulling his eye lids closed then a surge of chakra in them then the fingers left them "you can open now" Itachi slowly opened his eyes and as he did colors and shaped blurred in his vision then cleared as Itachi looked around his room he then looked at the younger in front of him his once clear bright blue eyes were clouded with white film and tears "K-Kuro...what did you do!" "I fixed it..." Itachi was dumbfounded "But..." Kuro laughed "I'm only temporally blind Aniki!" "ok well lets go tell everyone then" Itachi said "ok!" Kuro replied as he opened a closet door and went in "uhhh Kuro?" "Im in a closet aren't I?" he asked muffled a little "Hn..."
~In the living room~
Deidara was squealing and standing as Sasori was kneeling in front of him "YES!" he screamed "YES DANNA YES YES YES YES YES!HEHEHE!" he then tackled the puppet "congrats blondie puppet" Hidan said as he sat on the couch watching what all the akatsuki but Itachi and Kuro had just witnessed Sasori had just asked Deidara to marry him and of course Dei said yes. The ring was silver with blood red rubys Sasori had an identical but with blue diamonds then Itachi and Kuro walked in "Kuro look! Itachi Sasori proposed to me!" he held out his hand to show them "Its a beautiful ring Deidara and congrats" Itachi said eveyone stared and then Kuro said "I fixed him but I'm temporally blind...I walked into a closet..." everyone either cried laughed or did both " ok ok ok I say we have a...uhhh..." Hidan started "what is it Hidan?" Dei asked "since your both guys...is it two bachelor parties? Or a bachelorette party for blondie?" he asked to noone in particular "Bachelorette!" Konan yelled suddenly "...Ok why not?" Deidara said "Ok I got the perfect thing to do" Hidan said with a small evil laugh at the end which made everyone anime sweat drop "so whos coming with meh?!" "well since it is my party..." said Dei "I'll come along to" said Itachi everyone else stayed but before they left ...
"Hey Itachi?"
"Yeah Kisame?"
"I-I love you..."
"...I love you to"
"OI ITACHI LETS GOO!"
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Shiro: and thats how they ended up at Narus house...and If anyones wondering Ita used his sharingan to make naruto go from happy to all upset to get a cute pic...that and they were compleatly drunk so...yeah anyway everyone got a pitchfork? Well get one case were going on a bieber hunt...He. Hates. Anime...
Gaara: Alright. Change of plans. Were gonna find this bitch.
Shiro: damn straight. 33 favorites. We'll find them all...
Itachi: and mangeko their asses.
Shiro: damn straight. The funny thing is thou...this was supposed to be a entirely different story but some how it became part of this one...well jaa nee~ and remember beiber hunt ;)