Requested for puppiesandsissiesandchastity who wanted Toothless turns out to be Loki and accidentally gets Hiccup pregnant (This was a toughy okay~) ENJOY!

Hiccup resisted the urge to throw up; his head was spinning so much he feared he wouldn't even be able to make it half way. Hiccup pulled his legs to his chest, pressing his forehead against his knees in hopes of stopping the pounding in his head. His bedroom door creaked open as Toothless walked in, his head turned sideways awkwardly as he gripped a mug's handle in his mouth, carefully not to spill any water as he placed the mug onto Hiccup's bedside table before turning his attention onto his rider "Hiccup, are you okay?"

The boy groaned again, his hands in his hair as he shook his head, ignoring his dragon "Toothless, how the hell could this have happened?"

"It's very hard to explain, my love" Toothless sat by Hiccup's bedside, dipping is head low to nuzzle the boy only to get pushed away "Then explain" Hiccup snapped.

Toothless sighed heavily; when had things gotten so complicated? It was never meant to go this far, Toothless had promised himself he wouldn't tell anyone but it was obvious Hiccup wouldn't take anything but the truth, but Toothless still had to try "Please Hiccup, you don't understand"

"Yeah, Toothless, you're right, I don't understand" Hiccup lifted his head, glaring at the dragon angrily "I don't understand how you had gotten me pregnant!"

Toothless winced visibly, ears completely pressed against the back of his neck as he looked away; Hiccup never got mad at the dragon let alone yelling at him but this outburst had taken Toothless back "Hiccup, please, I'm sorry-"

"Toothless, don't say you're sorry and tell me how this could possible happened!" Hiccup snapped, angry that Toothless wouldn't give him an answer.

"Okay, okay" Toothless said softly "I'll tell you why but you have to believe me"

"Toothless" Hiccup warned, if this was just another way to get out of explaining it to him Hiccup was not going to take it, he was already on his last nerve.

Toothless took a deep breath and looked up at Hiccup, his expression changing from uncertain to determined "Hiccup, I'm not who you think I am, I am no dragon, that is why I can talk to you"

Hiccup was taken back at this, blinking in confusion; was this just another trick? Dragons couldn't become human…could they? Hiccup was unsure, he was pregnant for Thor's sake, anything could be possible. What if he was telling to truth, which would explain why Toothless could talk, but how would that explain the situation he was in.

"Go on" Hiccup said, crossing his arms over his chest as Toothless sighed heavily and continued slowly "I am not a dragon, nor a human, I have many names but you Vikings called me 'Loki'"

Hiccup froze, okay Toothless had to be lying now, sure, he could believe Toothless wasn't human, but Loki? A God? That was impossible! "You've got to be joking, right? 'cause this is not funny"

"No, I swear Hiccup! I would never lie to you!"

"Then prove it" Hiccup frowned, swinging his legs around to face Toothless "Prove it"

Toothless sighed but nodded "Alright Hiccup, I'll show you"

Toothless look down at the floor, breathing in deeply as he closed his eyes; nothing happened for a second and Hiccup was sure that it was all a joke, nothing close to the truth until a light explored from Toothless, blinding Hiccup and making him wince, squeezing his eyes shut. The light disappeared as soon as it came and Hiccup opened his eyes, blinking rapidly to get then back to focus and turned to look at Toothless but froze like a stone.

"Hiccup?" The voice was smooth, just like Toothless' but so different came from the man in front of him; his eyes gleaming with fear and worry "Hiccup?" He repeated.

Hiccup sucked in a painful breath, having no idea how to respond, the man lifted a pale hand towards him and he squeezed his eyes shut 'This wasn't happening, this wasn't real'

The hand cupped his cheek, he knew the other man's face was close to his own, but Hiccup was too scared to opened his eyes, his head was spinning worse now and the urge to throw up was so strong "Hiccup" Toothless whispered again.

Hiccup said nothing; time dragged on as the two stayed frozen before Toothless sighed. Hiccup didn't know what happened until he felt the cool hand against his cheek change into a warm, scaled paw. Hiccup slowly opened his eyes to see Toothless, his dragon, staring at him sadly, moving his paw from his cheek as Hiccup took in a shaky breath.

"But you can't be Loki! Y-you just can't!" Hiccup stuttered out, despite what he had just witnessed.

Toothless dropped his head "Please listen to me Hiccup, I came to earth to see your kind, I took form of your legend, the 'Night Fury' to watch your kind until I was shot down by you"

"But why didn't you just go back to Asgard? Why didn't you say anything instead of pretending to be a dragon?" Hiccup asked, still unsure.

"I was too hurt from my fall when you released me but by the time healed I was too interested by you, I decided to stay with you, after a while I decided not to leave you" Toothless offered Hiccup an uncertain smile, lifting one ear hesitantly.

"But you're a god!" Hiccup argued only for Toothless to give him a small smile "And you are my rider, Hiccup, and I love you, I would never leave you"

Hiccup didn't notice the tears threatening to spill from his eyes; he was just so confused "But…"

"I am not a god, Hiccup, not with you, I'm you're dragon, and I like it that way" Toothless' smiled grew and Hiccup gave a short laugh "You're my dragon" she smiled hesitantly.

Toothless purred and pressed his nose against Hiccup's cheek, kissing him over and over again, earning a small laugh from the boy "I love you, my rider"

"But what about the whole baby thing?" Hiccup whispered, his voice shaking as Toothless purred "Everything will be okay Hiccup, I assure you, I'm always here"

Hiccup smiled and pressed himself closer to Toothless, raising a hand slowly to stroke his dragon's head "I love you Toothless"

Wellllll that was a crappy oneshot….i'm not good writing about gods okay so don't judge me cause this was so hard it took me like three hours *cries* its so past my bed time omfg

Anyways, me and my sister where talking about Loki and she says that Loki is probably Bi-curious, if you think about it she's kinda right, I mean he did get knocked up willingly by a house and I think he's going to be a girl in some of the newest young avengers (I think anyways) (he's a hot teenager okayyyyy) but the scary thing is that she is in fact 7….she's 7 guys and she thinks about this stuff *sniffs* im so proud *whips eyes*.

Sorry if it sucks but I don't diddy care~~

Huge thanks to LadyLombax, Movielover48, Koryandrs, Doomsday BeamXD and Toothless is Best!

Sorry for any mistakes~~ and don't be shy to ask for anything~~

~LMDR