Author's note: Bat Spork is on vacation, I'M FREE I'M FREE!! Oh ya, I don't own Invader Zim.
"Hello Miranda, I was wondering if you would like to come over to my bas- I mean house today." Zim said to Miranda the day after Tak's little message. Unfortunately, he
couldn't tell Tak had lied. Miranda knew nothing about his alien-ness. (A/N: I love made
up words) "I'm not an Alien anymore?" She asked, smirking slightly. "Nope." Zim said
trying to sound convincing. "Sure, why not?" She answered.
-At Zim's house-
"Nice house Zim, I love the Monkey picture." Miranda commented. "Enough with the
Charade, Miranda, I know you know." Zim said. "Know what?" She asked. "That I'm an
"ALIEN!!" He yelled taking his disguise off. "That explains a lot, FYI you look better
without the wig." She said, almost completely ignoring him. "Yes I- Huh?" Zim said
dumbfound. "You already knew this!" Zim said. "No I didn't, but it's not that shocking."
Miranda said. "Why not, I'M AN ALIEN!!" He yelled again. "Your disguise sucks, no
offence." She said. "Well now I half to throw you into space because you kno-" He
started. Miranda kicked him in the shin. "OW!" He yelled. "See ya at Skool tomorrow,
Zim." Miranda said, leaving. "Wait!" Zim said. She stopped. He sighed, he couldn't get
rid of her, so he'd be her friend and get her not to tell. "Why don't you stay for a wile?"
He said.
-Half an hour later…-
"So Dib went to Mercury and the rocket part was actually a giant butt!" Zim said.
Miranda fell over laughing. This was the start of a great friendship…