A/N: This one uses the song I Will Survive and features the crotchety Jedi Jolee Bindo and his thoughts from Knights of the Old Republic.

Will I Survive?

I admit I was afraid

Shoot I was petrified

I never thought that Nayama would fall to the darkside

I've sat here thinking what else could go wrong

It's been so long

Then she had to come along

Now I'm back

And here to fight

Though I'm just an old man watching two lovebirds ruin my poor sight

I should've stayed home

I should've shooed her away

I should've known she'd nag me to help her save the day

~0~0~

Standing there

Right in my door

Wondering why I never asked about the free food before

The Wookiee smells like dirt

The Twi'lek, a mouthy little thing

And Revan and Carth have their little fling

[Chorus]

And I sigh

Will I survive?

These youngsters will haunt me till the day I die

Dammit I'm an old man

Just here to give advice

I just hope she won't have to pay a price

~0~0~

So we searched

For the Maps

Trying to help my mate Sunry, the poor ole broken chap

She asks me more questions

And soon and very soon

She had to nag about dear ole Exar Kun

And here we are

Upon the Forge

She's gone through the door to face him alone

So we stand here waiting

Ready to get her and flee

Waiting for her to find her destiny

[Chorus]

I Will Survive Lyrics-Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Thinking I couldn't live without you by my side
And I've been spending nights
Thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And now you're back
From outer space
And I find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
Oh made you leave your key
If I've known for a second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

No, not I, I will survive
Long as I know how to love
I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And all my love to give and I'll survive
I, I, I will survive

It took all my strength not to fall apart
Trying' without my mind to mend my broken heart
I spent so many nights
Feeling sorry for myself, how I cried
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that lonely little person who's still in love with you
Now you come dropping in
Expecting me to be free
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me
Go on now, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
You're the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Think I'd might crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?

A/N: This is not the whole song but I hope you get the point. Again beware about eating and drinking near a computer when you read this. Or try singing it.