Naruto is a property of Masashi Kishimoto and TV Tokyo. Please support the official release. I do. I do however own all original characters (Lakenzu, Sade, etc.) and this idea so if you take it I will sue. and all other anime references that may be mentioned throughout series i also do not own. In addition my computer hard drive nd my thumb drive is basically broken beyond story retrieval. Until it is fixed the five chapters I wrote for y'all cannot be uploaded adn it is difficult to type more since i am without my own laptop. this should hold people over though. Happy reading!

"Why is it our teachers have to take forever getting here?" Naruto complained. He had been unsteadily moving around the classroom for several hours in anticipation of meeting his new teacher. Ken is already pleased however as he had the chance to meet two legendary Jonin in their own right. The legendary Asuma Sarutobi who also has wind based chakra and is the son of the Third Hokage and the mast of genjutsu herself Kurenai. Ken did not care who the other two were the only people he needs checked off of his list are the White Fang and Itachi Uchiha to make this day any better, and since it impossible or would be very bad if either of those two walked through the door he is content. Ironically enough, Ken is doing the same thing, as Itachi's little brother, sleeping on the class desk while a girl stares at him creepily. Sakura is staring at Sasuke and Leina at Ken. What is Zai doing? Well apparently, the two teams have a lot in common, as Zai is doing the same thing as Naruto.

"I don't know, but they need to get here soon or I don't know what I am going to do!" Zai yelled releasing large quantities of heat and fire from his body.

"Be quiet and stop wasting your chakra you idiot! I can't focus on Ken's sleepy, droooly face when you are making all that noise." Leina said

"You too Naruto! It's very hard to keep count of how many times Sasuke big manly chest rises from his deep breaths while he sleeps. Oh just so sexy." Sakura said. Upon hearing, this both boys became very saddened as Naruto liked Sakura and wanted her to be more interested in him than Sasuke. Zai simply wanted to be the sole focus of his sister's attention as she is all he had for family and because of the slight inferiority complex, he developed due to his constant defeats at the hands Ken.

"You don't have to be so mean about it." The two saddened boys said simultaneously as they curled up in a corner of the room.

"Hey Naruto we should totally make our teachers pay for making us wait this long. Got any ideas?" Zai asked

"Well I did have this one idea of placing the chalkboard eraser in the sliding door. However, that would only hit one of them." Naruto said

"Come on Naruto. We have done some pretty good pranks in the past when we hung out and I have seen some of you and Ken's work."

"Achoo!" Ken sounded releasing a loud sneeze.

"Now let's think like Ninjas. I have the ability to use fire at an exceptional level while you can create shadow clones. How can we make that work for us?" Zai asked putting on his best thinking cap. Naruto joined him in his silent thought while everyone else in the room enjoyed the finally achieved quiet. Then Naruto got an idea.

"I got it! Hey Sakura, Do you mind doing a genjutsu for us?" Naruto asked.

"No Naruto! I have no desire to be part of your stupid pranks." She answered.

"How about you sis?" Zai questioned. Leina did not even answer. After pointing her gun at Zai, the boy had all the answer he needed. "Don't worry Naruto. I figured out a way to get sis to do what I want a long time ago but you have to trust me and follow my lead. It should be easy since it is a variation of your own jutsu." Zai said pointing to a spot across the room for Naruto to stand.

"Sexy jutsu version B!" Zai yelled and standing in the classroom is a 13-year-old naked and even more muscular Ken. Immediately getting where he is coming from Naruto also performed the jutsu and transformed into a 13-year-old naked Sasuke.

"Hey, do you girls mind pulling of some genjutsu for us? If you do, then we might even show this again, but next time without the smoke." The adolescent boys said simultaneously. In an unexpected but much unwarranted reaction, the girls trampled atop the naked transforming boys practically sexually assaulting them having completely forgotten who they really are. It is then the teachers decided to show up.

As the doors to the classroom slide open, Ken's eyes began locking on so he can gaze upon the two Jonin that will walk into the room and become the new teachers for him and Naruto. Standing in the doorway is the Kakashi Hatake and Suigin Kinzoku.

"Please tell me we have the wrong classroom sensei." Said the taller and darker shinobi.

"I told you not to get into this training genin gig. They always seem to give people like us the goofballs. Current company withstanding of course. My first impression is, I don't like these guys." The shorter masked ninja answered. Caught off guard by the Jonin entrance Naruto and Zai reverted to their forms ending their transformation jutsus and the girls both hid from the sensei's view. Ken seems as if he is ready to explode after seeing who the Jonin are and the only person who is unfazed by his teacher's entrance is Sasuke Uchiha.

"OH MY GOD! I can't believe it. It's a dream come true- no! This is ten times better than any dream. It's a fantasy! I'm sorry you don't like me because I love you! You are the legendary Kakashi Hatake, son of Sakumo Hatake, the White Fang of Konoha! You got a transplant of the sharingan from your deceased friend – May he rest in peace- Obito Uchiha and have earned the name of the Copycat ninja, the man who mastered over a thousand jutsu. You graduated from the academy at the age of five and became a Chunin at the age of six! Even more remarkable is that the leader of your squad was the yellow flash himself A.K.A the fastest man alive, A.K.A the fourth Hokage and it is under him that you became a Jonin!" Ken yelled in possibly the squeakiest and girlish voice everyone in that room ever heard him use and is ashamed to hear him do so. Kakashi had an uncomfortable yet flattered look appear across what you could see of his face.

"Looks like you have a fanboy Kakashi. Go ahead and give him your autograph." The younger and taller ninja teased. Little did he know that he is also a ninja who the young boy adored?

"Oh Kami if I do can I get yours too Suigin Kinzoku, originally a member of the Renkinjutsu clan which is a clan of earth users who have the ability to use and refine the earth with their chakra and make legendary weapons and armor like the White Fang's White Light Chakra Sabre. However, you developed the ability to make metal yourself by combining fire, earth, and wind chakra affinities to make metal on your own. With this ability developed by the age of six, you graduated from the academy alongside Itachi Uchiha while he was seven. The three of you immediately formed a unique and experimental squad known as 'Prodigy' under Kakashi's leadership making it the first genin squad he led. He was 16 at the time too making it even cooler. You passed the Chunin exams alongside Itachi Uchiha as well ending up second in the tournament losing to Itachi in the last round in a final attack clash. You stayed a Chunin up until the age of fifteen where you finally made Jonin after deciding not to become ANBU like your teammate Itachi at the age of 13. You are the head and founder of the new Kinzoku clan who is also currently single and many people waiting to find out who you will marry and bear children that will increase the quantity of people in your clan." Ken said. Upon hearing the name of the man who he dedicated his life to kill, Sasuke awoke.

"Looks like I'm not the only one with a fan now huh." Kakashi teased back.

"I fell asleep before because I joked to Naruto saying the only people worth meeting after seeing Asuma and Kurenai are The White Fang and Itachi, but to see people who not just closely involved with them, but who also match them in strength at the least is just better than anything I could ask. So which one of you is my team leader?" Ken asked.

"That is a good question and a better one to ask after it is why did it take you guys so darn long!" Naruto yelled.

"What do you know about my brother?" Sasuke asked. Ken now felt dumb for bringing up the name of the man who massacred the entire Uchiha family when the last member of the Uchiha clan is in the room with him.

"Look I'm sure you all have many questions but be patient. It seems someone already took care of introductions on our end so if Team 7 could follow me I'm sure Suigin will take team 4 to wherever he feels is a comfortable place to talk." He said

"Of course the Uchiha gets the guy with the sharingan as his teacher. How stereotypical and unfair is that!" Ken complained

"Yeah, it really sucks to have a teacher who is a maker of legendary weapons when you just got a new sword you know absolutely nothing about." Naruto said rolling his eyes and following Kakashi out of the classroom. Ken did have to recognize that it did make more sense when Naruto put it that way. He also found it weird that Naruto is putting things in perspective for him and not the other way around.

"Fine whatever. So where are we going Suigin sensei?

"Somebody has already done introductions on my behalf so would you please introduce yourselves to me?" Kakashi asked of his new students. They we out in a village park near some steps. Naruto had no idea why he would choose a place like this for them to have their first meeting when it would have been much more comfortable to have it at a restaurant and eat or stay in the classroom with air conditioning. Heck he could have taken them to his house if it is about getting to know his teacher better, but just meeting up at some random steps is in a park seems pretty pointless.

"What would you like us to say?" Sakura asked.

"How about… Your likes, dislikes… Dreams for the future, hobbies, stuff like that." Kakashi said.

"Well we don't know any of that stuff about you. All we know is your background as a ninja. That doesn't help us get closer to you on a personal level." Sakura said.

"Yeah! How about you answer some of those questions." Naruto agreed.

"Ohh… Me? You already have my name. I have no desire to tell you guys my likes and dislikes. Dreams for the future…? Hmm… Well, I have lots of hobbies…"

"So… All we learned… is his name, which I may add we already knew." Sakura said with an annoyed look on her face.

"Now it's you turn, from the right." Kakashi commanded.

"Me, Me!" Naruto yelled excitedly after finally realizing it meant it is his turn to talk. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, brother to Uzumaki Lakenzu. I like Cup Ramen and Sakura Haruno, but what I like the most is eating ramen at the Ichiraku ramen shop with my brother and Iruka sensei. I dislike waiting for the cup ramen to finish or for my brother to finish making ramen."

"Do you think about anything besides ramen idiot?" Sasuke asked rudely. Ignoring him, Naruto went on to give his final answer.

"My dream is to surpass Hokage! And then have all the people of this village acknowledge my existence!" Kakashi's face lit upon hearing the boy's dream. Naruto had no idea way, but he is happy that he did not chastise for having such a stupid dream like the rest of his classmates.

"Hobbies?" Kakashi asked.

"Oh well pulling pranks with my brother I guess." Naruto answered scratching the back of his head.

"Why not cooking Naruto? I mean your food is delicious so why not have that as a hobby?" Sakura asked blushing. She is twiddling her thumbs and looking down at the ground feeling like the shy Hinata since she is giving Naruto praise. It is a little more polite than what she usually asked which Naruto is not used to. All he can do now is blush and scratch the back of his head.

"Next." Kakashi said

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are tons of things I dislike, but I don't really like anything. In addition, I don't want to use the word "dream" but… I have an ambition. The resurrection of my clan and to kill the earlier mentioned Itachi Uchiha. Obviously the book worm and brother of the ninja fanboy should know why." He said. The taunt directed toward Ken's brother does not bother Naruto as he thinks the same of his brother also. Instead, Naruto began to look down sad being completely aware of the pain the boy must feel at growing up alone for so long. Sure, he had Ken to help ease the pain, but to know that your family is either dead or just does not want you around is still something tough to carry in the heart. Naruto could also see a similar look on Sakura's face; however, she also has a slight blush as well.

"Okay, and lastly the-"

"Wait a minute! How come he does not have to give his hobbies?" Naruto asked angered that Sasuke seemed to be once again getting special treatment.

"I don't have any. Can we move on now." Sasuke said

"Okay Ladies last." Kakashi said attempting to make a joke.

"I'm Haruno Sakura; the thing I like is… Well… The person I like is… Umm… Should I say my dream for the future...? Oh my! The thing I dislike however…is Naruto." Naruto instantly had his heart broken and mouth drop to the floor when he heard that. Lucky for him there is more to come.

"Or at least that is what I would have said until I had some of his cooking today. I like his food I guess so the thing I dislike would have to be Ino now. My hobby is… [Giggles]!" Sakura said mending Naruto's broken heart.

"So I guess that is everything. We will start our duties tomorrow?" Kakashi said

"Yay! What kind of duties?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"First we are going to do something with the four of us. Survival training."

"Why would 'training' be our first duty after becoming ninja? Isn't that what the academy is for?" Sasuke asked feeling offended. Naruto assumed it must be because he the genius deserves a mission rather than a basic training assignment, which only infuriated him. He hates Sasuke's cocky- I am better than everyone- attitude. He cannot wait for the survival exercise so that he could get the chance to outdo Sasuke once again.

"I'm your opponent but this isn't normal training. Hahahahaha. Sorry it is just that when I tell you this you guys are going to flip. Of 27 graduates, typically only nine are chosen as genin. However, your class has an additional three students therefore 12 will be chosen as genin instead. The rest will be sent back to the academy. This training is a super difficult exam with a failure rate of over 66%." Naruto, Sakura, and even Sasuke all made faces of shock and disbelief upon hearing this.

"Haha! I told you you'd flip."

"Then what the hell is the point of having a graduation?" Naruto demanded.

"Oh that? That is just to select those who have the highest chance of becoming genin. Anyway, tomorrow you will be graded on the training field. Bring all your shinobi tools. Oh and skip breakfast. You'll throw up." He said.

"Nice place you have here sensei!" Zai complimented. Team 4 had just entered the large newly built clan building of their sensei Suigin Kinzoku. There was not much to say since he is only allowing them to enter the living room, which is empty, but it is still large.

"Thanks. Now go ahead and take a seat. I'm sure you all already know each other after spending so much time in school with each other, but just in case that is not the case I would like us all to do some introductions. Besides, I have to get to know you all as well. Give me your name, likes, and dislikes, hobbies and dreams please. We will start from the left and then move to the right. I will name my own after you all go and then y'all can feel free to ask as many questions as you like. Go ahead." Their new sensei said.

He is a tall dark skinned shinobi that looked like he should be from the cloud village rather than Konoha. He kept his hair braided and his body was extremely large having muscles bulging from just about anywhere on his body. However, it did not look disgusting or unnatural to Ken. In fact, it seemed to fit his body really well. He did not wear any shoes and the only clothing he had is the typical Jonin clothes that Kakashi sensei himself wore. The only difference is that his shirt is sleeveless and instead of pants, he wore shorts. His headband is located on his right bicep with the village symbol facing outward. Ken also admitted that he is a handsome guy as well.

"My name is Leina Bushima. I like Ken. I dislike stupid and evil people. My hobby is playing shogi with Shikamaru... and losing quite often surprisingly, my dream is to earn a position on the ANBU working on espionage while also being an advisor to the Hokage on relations with countries and war."

"Straight to the point I see. Although I hope, you can find a better teacher for espionage as that is not my talent. It is good to see there is a female ninja who is not only focusing on boys like the other kunoichi I have heard about though. Next."

"My name is Lakenzu Uzumaki. I like to sleep. I dislike waking up early. My hobby is finding about my past, parents, who I am by dreaming."

"Do all of your answers deal with sleep?" Suigin asked.

"That's kind of mean. No. My other hobbies are reading, learning about legendary ninja such as yourself and studying their fighting styles, and… yea sleeping."

"I thought so." Suigin said

"My dream is to eventually become a powerful ninja that is even superior to the Hokage. A ninja whose skills give him the ability to travel the world. I don't' want to be bound by this village. I want to be free and travel the world exploring places that have never been seen and meeting new people and studying new things. I want to be a legend."

"Well that last one was unexpected, but it's good to see you have admirable dreams and goals. Now next and last of my students is-"

"It's me! I'm Zaikon Bushima, but people call me Zai for short. I like to fight and train and go on adventures. I really dislike lazy people who don't do anything and are very unhealthy. My hobby would be pulling pranks with Naruto and Ken."

"So what have you been doing since we stopped hanging out with you?" Ken asked.

"I said it was my hobby! Deal with it! Lastly, my dream is to make my clan achieve glory beyond the world's wildest dreams and I will defeat and eliminate anyone I have to, to make that dream a reality." Zai shouted enthusiastically.

"Well, I expected something as ambitious as that to come out of Leina's mouth, but that is quite a commendable goal. However your methods may need to take a bit more analyzing." Suigin scolded.

"Whatever. It's your turn anyway." Zai said as he pouted after the chastising he got from his teacher. Ken simply started relaxing at this point. He knew everything he need know about the legendary ninja. He is the one who made the weapons Leina and Zai use as he makes special weapons and armor for many uses and attributes.

He likes woman as he has earned the title as the village playboy with his looks and he dislikes having students. Leina used her great espionage skills and wonderful information gathering techniques to discover that that only reason he is their sensei in the first place is to fill up the sensei role as their class has too many ninja graduates in it. She of course whispered this to Ken after he met the famous ninja as Ken had no idea who his sensei was going to be. So of course, Ken is not enthusiastic about having this guy as his sensei. Meeting him is great, but he would rather have someone who is a bit more interesting with his or her mysterious background and actually wants to lead a group of genin. He really wanted Kakashi as his team leader.

"Well My name is Suigin Kinzoku. I like women and dislike kids. Even the idea of leading a squad of you guys annoys me to no end. However it is not like I could turn down the job." Suigin said. Ken also knew that the guy has a penchant for being brutally honest. His hobbies should be making tools, armor, and weapons for both himself and the village in general.

"My hobby is to use my Kinzoku jutsu to make special metal and tools for the village like a blacksmith." He said. Ken figures the next thing to come out of his mouth would be to start a family and finally let his clan grow. It is a simple thing any person should want, but to have it as your dream when you are a prodigy ninja is somewhat lame. Ken just kept lying down with his eyes closed waiting for the talkative ninja to finish so he could ask his next question.

"My dream… well it's more of a drive." Suigin began. Ken just went whatever in his mind and kept waiting for the old souled ninja to hurry up and finish. "I am going to find my old teammate Itachi Uchiha and bring him back to the village where he belongs even if it means I have to die to do it." Suigin said.

"WOAH!" Ken shouted, shocked to hear such an out of character answer. Granted most of the information he knows comes from an interview based data book, which came out 5 years ago. However, he did not expect to hear that still. What is even more shocking to the young ninja is that Kinzoku is still smiling. He is smiling the same way he was smiling when he began.

Ken is officially creeping the heck out.

Unable to ask the question he initially wanted to due to severe shock Zai asked it for him. "So why is it our group is formed this way?" Zai asked.

"I'm going to make this quick because this is a long answer. Teams exist based upon the requirements needed to complete the mission or put together to specialize in a single skill so that they may work together to handle missions specifically needing their skill traits. On the Chunin and Jonin level, it is usually the prior as you sometimes take missions on by yourself or are not in a specifically designed team put together by a special Jonin. Genin, like y'all, are together in the latter way. Since none of you can effectively handle powerful ninja on your own groups need to be specially put together to bring out the best qualities and strengths of each ninja in the group. However, this is not the case for all genin. The Nara, Akimichi, and Yamanaka clans are always grouped together as they have a bond connecting the three that is not only useful because there skills complement each other perfectly, but also the members can sometimes form relationships and produce even more powerful ninja."

"The day Ino marries Shikamaru or Choji is the day I give myself up to Leina as a sex slave." Ken said joking, finally awaking from his trance.

"I'm so counting on you to lower your standards Ino." Leina said.

"Meanwhile, Back at Kinzoku mansion..!" Suigin snapped trying to refocus his student's attention. "On the other hand, groups like team 8 are formed based upon how well the team will form in one specific area. Tracking would be there area. Ms. Hyuga has the all-seeing Byakugan to find people in a short radius, and pinpoint location while this allows the Aburame or Inuzuka boys to track the opponent based on scent by butting a target on them with a bug or having the dog get a whiff of them in close combat. Kurenai Yuhi will use her genjutsu to escape danger they cannot conquer when their position and tracking has been compromised. While Kiba and the Aburame boy may be redundant, The Inuzuka's are much more skilled in close combat than the Aburame's so of course they need him to be the muscle." Suigin said.

"All of that is cool to know sensei, but how does that help us figure out why we were put together?" Zai asked.

"Isn't it obvious little brother?" Leina said taking the opportunity to chastise her little brother for his low intelligence. "We were put together as a weapons and elemental squad. As genin the three of us have an unnatural talent at are chakra release affinities. I am water, you are fire, Ken is wind, and our sensei here is earth. However, our release is easier to use thanks to being part of the Bushima clan and Ken's is because he skips class all the time to work on it." She said.

"How did you know that?" Ken asked. He did not want this stalker to know where he is at all times of the day so he would rather keep information like that a secret. Besides, he is 100% sure, nobody knows about his training spot or the times he does it.

"I didn't." Leina said sticking her tongue out at the dumbfounded ninja.

"I think I can learn to like you at least." Suigin said. "But please continue with your explanation. You are doing a good job."

"We also all use weapons. Ken uses it at close to mid-range, I work at long range, you I assume work at close range and Zai can use his hilts to work at all ranges. It is a skill mentioned, but he has not mastered yet. Speaking of which you also made our weapons so who is better to help us learn how to use their special properties besides you. This is also a good chance for Konoha to learn about Ken's sword. Besides, who better to analyze it in battle and at rest than a ninja blacksmith? So this is also a learning opportunity for you." Leina finished trying to show off her intelligence and downplay the skill of the young Jonin.

"Wow, a feisty one too. Never thought a genin would try to outshine me like that. You are 100% correct though you did not elaborate on chakra nature for your confused brother here. I can use four and am fully equipped to help you all master yours in combat more effectively. Sadly I won't be your sensei anymore after tomorrow?" the Jonin said with the creepy smile still upon his face.

"Why would they give us a new one?" Leina questioned.

"Hahaha. So even the cold emotion deprived super genius can have her dumb moments eh." Suigin said.

"Hey that is my sister!" Zai yelled ready to burn through skin. Leina being overconfident as always Ken though pointed her guns at the Jonin. She was probably hoping to use her brother as a decoy. That is what Ken thought anyways. Leina, the coldhearted bitch who will use anything and anyone to get what she wants.

"Don't you think you should help?" Zekeon asked.

"Yeah and get my ass handed to me by a sensei who already can't stand me. That is a genius plan but I think I will pass." Ken said telepathically to the sword on his hip.

"Now, now, you will get plenty of chances to hurt me tomorrow during your training exercise. Granted you won't but still, plenty of chances." The cocky Jonin said smiling.

"Training exercise?" Ken asked.

"Of 27 graduates typically only 9 are chosen as genin. However, your class has an additional three students therefore 12 will be chosen as genin instead. The rest will be sent back to the academy. This training is a super difficult exam with a failure rate of over 66%. Your opponent for this exercise will be me and I do not see a lick of a reason why any of you could pass this exercise." Suigin said. All the genin were shocked to hear this and stumbled back as the Jonin finally began rising from the floor.

"Now don't eat a breakfast and meet me at the fourth training ground tomorrow morning. Now out of my house!" Suigin yelled and at the same time the earth floor turned into three giant hands reaching up grabbing the shinobi and throwing them out of their sensei's house.

"Y'all are screwed."

Author's notes: next chapter is the test and it will take two chapters to complete. I thought about doing Naruto's first then Ken's second but I will do it both ways half and half. Nothing really to explain here like last time just look forward to Suigin dn Kakashi's backstory and how they relate to Itachi.

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