This chapter is only an author note, to inform you of a devastating thing that happened.
Authoress: Hi.... uh...
Shade: Just tell them already!
Crazy: Yes, get on with it! It can only hurt you once, if it hurts you at all that is.
Authoress: Alright alright! Well you see... um... my Mom went onto my computer and decided that all my FF stuff was junk and DELETED IT ALL. --.-- That included future stories, chapters I had written and was going to post.... the lot! That includes descriptions of my characters and yours. So... I'm really sorry. :( Really, that puts a major setback on my writing, and I haven't been able to do much of that because of my Mom making me do tons of schoolwork. Which, I can assure you, is not fun, I'd rather be writing the stories you like. She didn't delete anything in my account, she can't get in there thank God. So... I leave this chapter to Crazy the squirrel who has decided that she and Shade can give you a little entertainment to counteract this sad news.
Crazy: Finally she finished, "They might hate me!" "I can't tell them!", huh. Yeah right. She sure TALKED a lot when it came to it. Sheesh.
Shade: If she was at the computer you'd be in deep trouble you know.
Crazy: Yeah, I know. But is she?
Shade: No.
Crazy: And that means we can cause little catastrophes and she won't know!
Shade: I think you made a spelling error.
Crazy: Really? Who cares. Let's continue.
Shade: *looks at sky* God give me patience... please...
Crazy: Hello all you lucky folks! You're two gorgeous hostesses...
Shade: Oh God... someone please say she isn't saying this...
Crazy:... are Crazy the Squirrel and Shade the hedgehog. I mean, Crazy the exalted favorite of the authoress and Shade, Princess of the northern contenentis.
Shade: Continentis? Where the heck did you get that? And you, CrazyNutSquirrel's favorite? Give me a break. I was her first OC.
Crazy: Shhh! They aren't supposed to know that!
Shade: Well they do now. Or if they don't they will in just a second. *climbs up tall tower and grabs megaphone* PEOPLE, CRAZY THE SQUIRREL WAS NOT CRAZYNUTSQUIRREL'S FIRST OC, SHADE THE HEDGEHOG WAS.
Crazy: No no no! All my dreams of stardom ruined.
Authoress: *wide eyed* What the heck did you two do? This room is a mess! Why is a tower growing up through the ceiling?!
Crazy: Uh oh....
Shade: ... Busted.
Authoress: OUT!!!
Crazy and Shade: *run out with arms over heads*
Authoress: *sigh* Oh boy... yeah, so if you guys would please e-mail me your characters descriptions and anything you want to happen in the next chapter, as well as whether or not you want me to skip to Secondary school already. Thanks, sorry for the trouble, and I really should have hidden my FF stuff inside bunches of files instead of leaving it just on the desktop. . .
Charmy: HELLO! I'M CHARMY!
Authoress: THAT'S IT! *grabs flyswatter*
Charmy: WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......?!