Chapter Four
I'm Connor and I Know It/I am Travis
It was a few hours after another battle with Gaea's army. "Ah," Travis sighed. "Another day has passed. More deaths, more giants with bloody noses, Zeus getting his beard burned off…" He looked at his brother. "Did I forget something?" he asked. Connor looked at his brother like he was a stupid dope. "How can you forget the part when Leo spewed hot milk up Mother Earth's face?" he exclaimed. Travis immediately nodded, regretting that he forgot about that. Now, that was a scene.
"Anyway," Connor continued. "Did you see her face? She looked like she was about to give Leo a little spanking! She was something like, 'What the Hades,' while Leo apologized…Wait…Leo actually apologized to the enemy!" Travis rolled his eyes. Leo would never apologize to Mother Earth, especially after the 'Set Fire to His Mom' incident. Leo was definitely going to kill the giants…and the Stoll brothers. He thought to himself that his brother was surely having memory problems.
"Well, Connor. Should we sing another song?" Travis asked. Connor looked like he was about to have a stroke. "We got in enough trouble for singing—wait, what in the underworld am I saying? What song should we sing? Should Percy be involved? After all, he did cause Leo like he was going to cry," Connor said.
Travis once again shook his head. "Percy wasn't involved!"
Connor gave a look. "So your saying that you want another argument about that?"
Travis shook his head. "Right. Percy made Leo almost cry," he said.
Connor looked up at the sky. "I want this song to be about me. We sung enough about other…no, not people…um…beings. So, let's have this song titled, Connor Stoll." Travis shook his head again. "If you're able to have a song about you, I should have a song about me. This time the song should be Travis. Next time, it'll be Connor," he disagreed. This started another argument, which would make this chapter really, really long. So, let's skip to the end of it.
Anyway, they both ended up disagreeing and finally they compromised by letting the song be about both of them. It all seemed like a good idea, except for the fact that they don't know what song to sing. And that lead to a small feud about doing 'Rumor Has It' (Travis's idea) or the LMFAO song, 'I'm and I know it' (Connor's idea). They both disagreed and ended up going their separate ways.
Travis, knowing what he should sing, quickly climbed up the Big House—I'm sorry—the roof of the Big House. He began to shriek from the top of his lungs the chorus of 'I Am Travis.'
"I am Travis! Ooh. I am Travis! Ooh. I am Travis!"
Connor noticed this, along with Annabeth and Percy, Katie Gardner, Piper, Leo, Clarisse, along with some more campers. Chiron clopped outside of the Big House, gave Travis a stern look. He calmly said, "Travis, I suggest you to get down from there. It is very dangerous. We cannot afford to lose more campers while defending the world from Gaea."
Travis sheepishly climbed down from the roof of the Big House, letting the Ares cabin to snicker. Connor gave a smirk at his brother.
Chiron gave a sigh. He was probably thinking that the Hermes kids will never mature.
Even though Travis had only sung the chorus, he certainly got the attention of everyone. Connor needed an idea to get the same amount of attention to sing his song; 'I'm Connor and I Know It.' He stood there for a while. Then, the idea hit him.
He jumped on the back of Chiron, causing everyone to stare at him. Travis had his mouth opened, which gave Connor a proud smile. Then, as loud as he can, he began to sing his own song.
"When I walk on by, people be thinking their stuff had fly-ed.
I can't be seen or heard as I do thievery. This is how I roll, stealth and I'm ready to go.
Off to fight Gaea's army, with a sword and shield, some armory—no harm to me.
Just look at me stealin'
Just look at me theivin'
Just look at me schemin'
I-ma half blood!"
"Connor," Chiron interrupted. "Please get off of me. Everyone here knows that you are a half blood and that you steal and scheme. There's no need to brag about that in a song."
We all know that Chiron must be obeyed. So, Connor sadly got off Chiron's back and slumped to the empty Hermes table, even though it wasn't dinner time. His brother joined him to the table. "Connor, that was clever," Travis said. Connor nodded. "I know. But yours wasn't. I mean all you sang was I am Travis. That was kinda boring," Connor said.
Travis ignored that insult since it was no fun singing alone. Instead, he put out his hand for a high five, which Connor immediately slapped. "So, we cool?" Connor asked.
Travis nodded. "We cool."
And that was the start of a beautiful brotherhood.
THE END.
Just kidding. There will be more chapters. Please stay tuned until the real end, which would be when I can't think of more parodies. Thanks for reading!