A/N Lets just say I'm slightly obsessed with writing this fic...

"Busted..." Came a voice from the door way. It was M. The new one, of course. He strolled into the room, his eyes glittering.

"M..." Evie started, Q now by her side.

"I believe I just discovered you two sharing something that wasn't information. I daresay I wasn't meant to see that."

"M, please don't tell my dad! He'll kill me, AND Q!"

"Most likely literally, in Q's case." M smirked. "He DOES have a license, and he seems to be rather protective of his darling daughter." He looked at the young couple. "But I won't tell him. Not today."

"Thank you, M-"

"But if I catch you two again, I may have to." He turned and walked to the door and put his hand on it's frame.

Q spoke up, "You won't, I grant you that. It won't happen again."

"Well, it better not." He turned to them, "We've already lost a valuable member of our team, with me now stood in her old place. We can't afford to lose our best Quartermaster yet to one of our own agents." He smiled a little before leaving and closing the door behind him.

Evie breathed out. "Well, that was different." Q pulled her in for a kiss, resting his hand on the back of her head. She smiled into it and giggled.

007

They were kissing. Again! His plan to get M had not worked in the slightest. Now he was SO angry! This HAD to stop, and it had to do so as soon as possible! That little cruiser was in that room, making her guffaw and squeal, putty in his hands. But why would a daughter of his ever fall in love with a man like that? He was a geek, he was a nerd, he was a dweeb, he was a goon, a freak.

But he was also a kind man. He was funny when he didn't have his brain stuck in his work. But he's in there, embracing your little DAUGHTER! 007 looked through the gap in the slightly ajar door. Q was now tenderly nibble-licking her neck. And Evangelina was enjoying it!

Then Q let a small groan slip past his lips, moving his hips away from her. Bond caught sight of his problem.

Oh,Thought Bond bitterly, Someone's getting a little /excited/

Obviously he can control hundreds of electronic items, just not THAT!