I'm going to do something reckless that's right you read it and I wrote it!

I'm going to be reckless so SOMEBODY BETTER GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY.

As in RIGHT NOW! …. Love you mean it.

Bells-

Yep, Disclaimer still stands: I in no way shape or form own any piece of The Twilight Saga, I'm just a poor lowly working bee, who's absolutely positively OBSESSED with the characters. It's true 4 out of 5 doctors would agree. :o) Enjoy!

Its been 3 weeks 4 days 9 hours 37 minutes and 52 seconds now 55 seconds, 57, 58 seconds okay lets round it off it's been 4 days 9 hours and 38 minutes since I last saw you. I'm beginning to think you guys are seriously serious about not coming back. I really do feel like its almost as if you were never here. Just want to let you know you were here and Charlie knows and I know and Jessica knows and Ben knows and Mike knows and the whole Forks knows you were here so good try but you're not fooling anyone. So you can come out, Come out where ever you are!

Oly, Oly Ox and FREEEEE!

Tag your it.

Michael…. Pol-lo!

Oh come on guys!

Like seriously I totally learned my lesson, this really sucks, I'm dying here! I'm a complete freak! Whyyyyyyyyyyy, Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh the humanity! *sobs*

Alice tell Edward I miss him and if he doesn't return my phone call I'm coming to look for him. You can see it Alice, I've made my mind up. If you guys do not return home in one week, seven days flat American time then I'm going to make a cut across my arms and walk through the woods and hopefully find another vampire. You know Forks is crawling with them and I'll find one or a bear, A BEAR THAT WILL FREAKING KILL ME!

EDWARD if you ever loved me you'll come back. I'm tired of standing in the kitchen with the fridge open just to feel like your next to me. And I'm tired of freezing my Jack Rabbit 2010 special edition sparkling dildo just so it would feel like I was with you. I haven't showered since you left I'm wearing the same outfit you dumped me in. I have giant knots in my hair and while I have brushed my teeth that's as far as I will go!

Charlie's starting to leave my food in a tray in front of my door like I'm some type of loon in a mental facility. I mean so what that I haven't showered so what if I stand in open freezers and maybe once or twice he found my frozen dildo. I mean I'm a heart broken vulnerable teenage girl. Isn't that normal behavior? I've only have a few depends left (don't ask) so I hope you guys come back soon.

P.s. ask Carlisle what does it mean when it burns when I pee and I itch a lot. I also have a lot of pain and I'm really red *whispers "down there"*

P.p.s.s. Are you supposed to wash dildo's I mean its not real skin right?

Call me… I'll be waaaaait-ting.

Bella-