(A/N: WEREEEEEE back! And Yondaime, no cookies.)
~Tsukuyomi~
I'm hungry
~Yondaime~
8=====D wanna twinkie?
~Tsukuyomi~
No... I wanna eat your girlfreinds pussy
~Yondaime~
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY ERO-HIME!
GO EAT YOUR ERO-HIME'S
~Tsukuyomi~
I did and she needed a few minutes to rest
~Yondaime~
I miss my Ero-Hime... well enough about our personal lives, Back to the OMG YOU'VE GOT A BONER!
~Tsukuyomi~
Maybe...
~Yondaime~
Chapter 4: Attack on the bridge!
Naruto was the first to wake up, but soon afterward the door opened, Naruto was scared for a minute, but he saw it was just Itachi by the sound of face hitting door frame.
"OW! Hinata, you need to get up! It's almost time for yours, Naruto's, Kiba's, Sasuke's, and Kakashi's shift! Ow! Stupid Door Frame
Then Naruto heard Anko's voice, "Hey Itachi, you want some hel- MMMH, DUMPLINGS RULE!"
"Anko. You Don't Love Me."
"Only When I Have Dumplings."
"That's It! Where Are You! I Am Going To Rape You SO HARD!"
"You Can't See ME THOUGH HAHAHA!"
"Whats all the noise about Naru-" Hinata said as she woke up, but before she could say Naruto's name, he covered her mouth with his hand, and whispered in her ear, "It's our shift on the bridge meet me outside Hime. Okay?"
"Sure Naruto-kun." She whispered back.
"Minato stop buying her fucking dumplings!"
"I didn't, but I found your wallet, it's exactly 100 dumplings worth of cash short."
Wait a minu-... NARUTO! I want my money."
"You never gave me my wallet back!" Minato yelled.
"YOU TOOK ONE OF MY DUMPLINGS!"
(30 minutes latter)
"Naruto, how in the hell did you get out of there alive" Hinata asked while they and Kiba, Sasuke, and Kakashi were on their way to the bridge.
"Simple, I took all the money from dad's wallet gave it to Itachi bought another dumpling for Anko first though, then handed back dad's wallet and we left before he could notice it was empty." Naruto responded.
"Oh."
(20 minutes later... Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Sasuke, and Kakashi gather on the bridge)
"OW... Who threw that?!" Naruto yelled as a empty bottle of sake hit him on the head
"Bout time you showed up, shouldn't you be protecting me?" Tazuna asked
"Sir, I believe you are still drunk" Naruto said
"W-well..." Tazuna said passing out.
(Ten minutes later.)
Tazuna awoke with a start, "Holy Fuck, WHERE THE HELL IS MY MAGICAL MONKEY WITH MY SAKEEEE!"
"Sir, Are You EVER Sober?" Naruto asked.
"ARE YOUR MOM'S TITS PERKY!?"
"HELL YAH!" Naruto heard his father say from the distance.
"Oh, I thought answer was going to be no." both luckily and unluckily for Tazuna an extremely thick mist came rolling in.
"Damn it, this again..." Naruto mumbled to himself recognizing the Chakra infused mist surrounding them.
"Naruto! Where are you!? I can't see!" He heard Hinata yell.
Naruto used the teleportation scroll he gave her for a just in case time like this, to find her.
"Naruto, is that you poking me?" Hinata yelled.
" Um, It's a part of me."
"OMG YOU'VE GOT WOOD IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS!?"
What? It happens in any exciting situation. Ask Kiba."
Naruto heard Kiba's voice yell, "its true!" Across the mist. Naruto grabbed Hinata's hand and used that tiny bit of sound to locate Kiba who luckily was near Tazuna. Now though Naruto was hearing the sounds of metal on metal ( A/N:Robot Sex!). He figured it must be Kakashi and Zabuza, Naruto was about to run over and help, when he heard in the opposite direction a scream of pain. The other direction felt colder and he figured it was probably Haku and Sasuke, since Sasuke was the only one in their group he didn't see.
"Hinata, Kiba, I need you two to guard Tazuna, anything happens, send some Chakra into the kunai I gave you, it'll call me." Naruto said and dashed of towards the colder region of the bridge.
Naruto ran in that direction for only 30 seconds before finding a large amount of what looked like floating mirrors, all of which surrounding a rather small area of the bridge. Naruto figure Sasuke was probably in the middle of that, so he summoned a shadow clone and started charging a Rasengan.
"Rasengan!" He yelled slamming the Chakra orb onto one of the mirrors, the mirror cracked, but instead of shattering, the crack healed almost instantly.
"That isn't going to work" Naruto heard a voice behind him say
"You bastard where's Sasuke"
"Why don't you see for yourself" Haku said while dragging Naruto into the dome
"Sasuke...?!"
"Naruto?!, What the hell are you doing!? Get the hell out of here I can handle this bastard easil-" Before Sasuke could finish, five senbon hit him from each side.
"Sasuke, your already seriously injured, just get behind me, let me take this guy-"
"No, get the hell away from me, haven't you seen mine eyes yet." Sasuke said making a cocky grin, since his Sharingan had finally activated, which quickly faded after an application of a senbon in each shoulder. Naruto quickly looked in the direction the senbon came from, only to see a vision of Haku in each of the mirrors in that direction. Naruto then looked at every single one of the mirrors only to see the same vision of Haku in each and every one of them, every time one of those Hakus moved all the others moved in unison.
'I don't think I can fight this Jutsu... unless...'
(Naruto's mindscape)
"Wake up fluffy, Its time."
"TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT YOU LITTLE BRAT!... fine I guess I have no choice"
"Good now lets go."
(Real world)
"AHHHHHHHHHHH, NO ONE TOUCHS MY FRIENDS, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF AN ASS THIS ONE IS, HE'S STILL MY FRIEND!"
'Th-this can't be Naruto, it-it's j-just to p-p-p-powerful. H-h-h-how c-c-c-could I ever think of matching up to t-t-t-this... N-no I can't stand being by this i-intense Chakra.' Sasuke thought raising a kunai to his chest.
"SASUKE! CALM THE HELL DOWN! As of right now I have full control over this Chakra, I won't let any of my comrade's be killed! Trust me."
Naruto sent a blast of chakra a round him making the dome explode and pushing Haku out of the mirrors and knocking Sasuke out.
"There's my chance." Naruto jumped at Haku punching him in the face and cracking his mask.
Naruto ran towards Sasuke and brought him to Hinata and Kiba, both of whom brought Tazuna and ran for him when they felt the Chakra pulse.
"I need you to to protect Sasuke." Naruto said before dashing away.
Before Haku could recover he instantly felt Naruto's weight on top of him, then he got hit in the face, hard. So hard that if not for the now non-existent steal mask over his face, then his head would have been destroyed, but it seem Naruto was not as of yet trying to kill him. After hitting the mask on his face he waited for him to recover.
When he did Naruto yelled, "Why did you give Sasuke such an unfair battle!? I Know You Have More Honor Than What You Showed!"
"To, Protect him, Zabuza is, the only one who ever treated me as someone who is not a freak. I promised him I would be his tool (A/N: For you perverts out there, And I mean you Yondaime, not like that, Haku says that in the show) to use for whatever means he may need me for. He needs me now... I can feel it, please you must let me go..."
"Nope, afraid I can't do that. You'll just end up killing Kakashi-Sensei." Naruto responded and then took one of his hands, formed a Chakra claw around it and ripped downwards. "It's over." Naruto got up and released the Chakra cloak. He then walked over to where Kiba and the others were. Before he got there, Hinata ran at him and hugged him.
"Naruto, are you okay, are you hurt!?" She asked upon reaching him.
"No I'm fine don't worry Hime." He responded and hugged her back.
"I have to go though, Kakashi may need my assistance. Kiba, take Sasuke and Tazuna back, Anko will Kick the Shit out of anyone who came near so you'll be safe there. Hinata I want you to go to."
She held onto him tighter, "Please Naruto, just be okay."
"I will." He said. He then let go and disappeared.
(Kakashi and Zabuza)
"USHI, SARU, U, NE, I, TORI, USHI, UMA, TORI, TORA, INU, TORA, MI, USHI, HITSUJI, MI, I, HITSUJI, USHI, SARU, TORI, TATSU, USHI, UMA, HITSUJI, TORA, MI, NE, USHI, SARU, TORI, NE, I, SARU, TATSU, TORI, USHI, UMA, HITSUJI, TORA, MI, NE, SARU, U, I, TATSU, USHI, NE, USHI, SARU, TORI, NE, I, TORI. WATER STYLE WATER DRAGON JUTSU" The two jonin said going the hand sign as two water dragons sprung out of the water and collided into each other.
"WHY IS HE COPYING ME! HE ISN'T JUST COPYING ME THOUGH, IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S-"
"Reading my mind." Kakashi completed Zabuza's thoughts.
"Well I know one thing you can't copy, hehehe." Zabuza said making the fierce tiger hand sign.
As he did so, much more mist came into play completely obscuring Kakashi's eye sight. Kakashi heard a swooshing sound behind him and held his kunai above his head to block the blade.
"Alright, Zabuza confess, why aren't you actually trying to fight me."
"What are you talking about!?"
"You held down Itachi enough to make him lose his eye sight yet you can't take me down, and that last swing you took at my head had no heart in it. You have no resolve to kill me. Why are you holding back?"
"Arg, What are you talking about, of course I have the resolve to kill you, I'm a mercenary whose job it is to kill everyone in the way of my mission, and your in the way!"
"Then why aren't you trying to kill me. Your only defending yourself. Are you just to concerned about that young boy."
Zabuza was in shock long enough for Kakashi to summon his two biggest dogs who launch themselves at Zabuza and grabbed both his arm leaving huge teeth marks and his arms broken.
"Well. My wonderful Assassin is apparently out of working order so. Why don't we finish what you could not, Starting with the young boy over there?"
Zabuza let the mist dissipate though he recognized that voice. "Gato."
As the mist fell Kakashi saw the scrawny man standing behind hundreds of armed men.
'So, That's Gato is it. Well can't say I expected more from someone who hires tons of men to guard him all day.'
"So shall we finish him off then?"
"How DARE You! Your About To See Why They Call ME THE DEMON OF THE MIST!" Zabuza screamed. He grabbed the kunai from Kakashi's hand in his mouth while Kakashi wasn't looking.
He ran at Gato as fast as possible, yet before he could get there Haku decided he actually was alive and Naruto yelled at her to stay down, but he didn't listen, his last words were, "Zabuza, I will be your tool." before the Katana penetrated his neck and he fell to the ground completely devoid of any possibility of survival. Zabuza completely went into an all out rage there. He screamed at the top of his lungs and anyone looking saw a large demonic form behind him. "PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR DEATH! YOU ALL JUST MADE YOUR FINAL MISTAKE!" Zabuza ran threw the crowd barely noticing all the men trying to attack him, anyone who came near died instantly, but his sights were solely set on Gato, the man that just took his only friend away from him.
Zabuza ran threw the whole crowd till he finally got to the one person he was actually aiming to kill. When his got to him, he ran the kunai up his sides slicing him painfully but not enough to kill him, Zabuza then took the kunai down and cut of his legs. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Z-ZABUZA PLEASE, W-WE CAN W-W-WORK SOMETHING OU-" Gato never finished his sentence, as he was about to he cut of his head.
Zabuza looked behind him to see how many more of the men remained, but was a little surprised to see all of them dead with deep slash marks over each of them. He supposed Naruto must have done it, considering he saw some similar slash marks on Haku, just not as deadly looking.
Zabuza let the kunai drop from his mouth and walked over to Haku's dead body. Naruto was about to stop him, possibly thinking he could still be a threat, when he felt a hand land on his shoulder. He looked up and saw his father looking down at him.
"Dad? When did you get here?" Naruto asked.
"Around the time Zabuza started to rampage." He responded, then they looked back at Zabuza.
Zabuza stared at Haku's lifeless form for a minute, before looking up into the and letting out a blood chilling scream. Kakashi walked over towards Haku and Zabuza stared at him. Kakashi walked next to Haku's body and picked it up, Zabuza was about to stop him, but Kakashi said, "Don't worry Zabuza, I only wish to give him a proper burial."
"... Thanks."
Minato says to Naruto, "Why don't you go get the others, and take Pakun for Itachi."
"What for?"
"Seeing eye dog."
They chuckled a little, and Naruto handed him a kunai with his seal on it, then disappeared using the kunai he gave Hinata.
As soon as Naruto appeared Hinata asked, "Is everyone okay?"
Naruto walked up and hugged her, "Yes, everyone's fine. Haku's dead, but other than that."
"You managed to kill one of them off, what about Zabuza?" Itachi asked.
"He's alive, and he turned for our side after GATO killed Haku. Now Father told me to come get everyone together for Haku's funeral."
"I see. How will we be getting there, I can't exactly hop threw the trees."
"I could help, 'Tachi." Anko offered.
"No need, me and dad have a teleportation kunai system set up, just grab a hold of me."
"Anko, where is he?" Itachi asked. instead of answering she grabbed his hand then put a hand on Naruto's shoulder. Hinata was still hugging him, and Kiba, laid a hand on his other shoulder, then Naruto disappeared.
When they arrived Minato directed Kiba to dig Haku's grave. He nodded, and as when he finished Zabuza walked up to Haku, preparing to say his last words.
"Haku. You died thinking i only ever thought of you as a tool, I'm sorry for that. I thought of you as my closest friend. The only person in my life i ever trusted. I will miss you my friend..." Zabuza turned and walked back to the group with tears in his eyes.
"Itachi, please, will you cremate the body? It's how he told me his burial to go." Zabuza asked.
"Of course, just... where is it?" Anko directed his head in the direction of the body. "Fire." She said.
Itachi ran through the hand signs, and performed a fire ball jutsu.
"Naruto, will you come with me? I have something I want to give you." Zabuza said.
Naruto, while confused, agreed to come with him.
They hopped through the trees for a good ten minutes before finally appearing near a cave.
"Wait here." Zabuza told him, and he walked into the cave. After about two minutes he came back out with a black robe, on the robe was an interesting wind like patten in silverish gray, the pattern was in random places all over the robe. All in all it looked pretty good in Naruto's opinion.
"I want you to have this. I was going to give it to Haku, but seeing the circumstances are as they are, you're the one he seemed to respect the most out of all the people he fought."
"I-I d-don't know what to say... Thank you Zabuza."
"Don't mention it. Just wear it with pride."
"I-I will." Zabuza handed Naruto the robe and he tried it on.
"Perfect fit."
"Good."
"Zabuza, where are you going to go now? I'm sure dad would be happy to let you integrate into Konoha."
"No, I've been a wanderer all my life. I may come to the Leaf at some point, but right now, I really just want the time to think."
"Of course." After saying that Naruto took his leave and Zabuza went the opposite direction.
After arriving back with the group, he explained to them what had happened with him and Zabuza and explained the new cloak. After he finished explaining the Hinata walked up to him and whispered into his ear.
"I think that new cloak is sexy." She winked at him and walked away.
After Hinata walked away, Kakashi just thought of something.
"Wait a minute. Where's Shino?"
"Isn't he in your squad?" Minato asked.
"Yes, but now i think of it I think he wasn't with us even when we left the gates.
(At Konoha's gate)
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE THIS LATE! Whatever. I will wait for them until they finally come here so we can START THIS MISSION!"
Little did Shino know that the mission starts at the west gate, while he was at the east gate.
A/N: So THAT'S where Shino is... hahahaha, oh and for those who don't know, Hime means princess, and if you don't know this other one than your not a true Naruto fan, but Konoha is the leaf village.
Well Yondaime has abandoned me for tonight so i guess I'm just gonna have to finish this here. Next Chapter: Chunin Exams, And SAND BURIALS! The sand burials are for SHINRA TENSEI for telling us how this fic needs more Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaara
For those who believe me to have abandoned the IchiSenna Fanfic, Fear not, I am working on it but as I said, This is my main priority, Thank you For your patience and have a wonderful day
P.S. Review and get a cookie, don't and flaming monkeys will tear off our nads, IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT!
~Tsukuyomi~
Maybe...
~Yondaime~
Screw off.
~Tsukuyomi~
Can I have a cookie.
~Yondaime~
NO, YOUR A FUCKING HOE!
~Tsukuyomi~
Hey at least my hoe had the courtesy to write us a review... THANK YOU SHINRA TENSEI!
~Yondaime~
I know, but she doesn't get a Cookie, she got a Twinkie! MUHAHAHAHA hoe!
~Tsukuyomi~
Sure, I'll give her a twinkie.
~Yondaime~
I wonder what my Ero-Hime would say if I knocked on her door right now, with a case of beer, and a funnel and said, "I wanna see how much I can get down your throat.
~Tsukuyomi~
She'd probably say okay.
~Yondaime~
Then what if i threw the beer and funnel away and unzipped my pants?
~Tsukuyomi~
Can you say foreplay...?
~Yondaime~
HELL YEAH!
~Tsukuyomi~
OMG YOU'VE GOT A BONER!
~Yondaime~
I DO!
~Tsukuyomi~
So you will marry me... Don't tell SHINRA TENSEI
~Yondaime~
Nope.
~Tsukuyomi~