Riza walked to the stage with a half-limp and at first everyone thought she
was going to throw up her 34 margaritas onto the crowd. However, she
managed to tell the DJ which song she wanted him to play.
And it was amazing how her voice changed in tone once she began to sing.
And a slightly unknown country song slowly began to play…
He
was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke
We were drinkin'
and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
We all said,
"Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"
He
said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I
don't."
She
began to walk more and sing louder
Cause
the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I'm the world's greatest
lover and a dancin' machine
I get loud, I get proud...and it gets
worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Naw, there ain't
no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.
Giggles
rang out through the crowd here
A
couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot.
Hell, even
buck-tooth and bow-legged guys start lookin' hot
And pretty soon
I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Yeah,
once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
Most
were about to lose their lunch because of the way she
slurred
Yep-yep
Hum,
that's what I'm talking about
Man, if I have one, I'll have
thirteen
And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,
The
more I drink...the more I drink.
Yeah, the more I drink, the more
I drink, the more I drink…
Nobody had any time or reason to cheer. At best she was funny.
And as she walked off stage, she threw up, much to the dismay of
the now wet crowd. She said with a slur, "Your turn Alphooey!!!"
A/N reviewing takes 5 seconds!!!! SO REVIEW!!! I don't
know what to make Al sing so throw me a bone here!!!