A.N: Sooo sorry it took so long for me to update! But it´s longer than usual, so makes it up, right? Good, thank you!
Episode 4
"Clean up the sauna... why do I have to always be the one doing these kind of jobs! That´s why I didn´t want to come here!" Coby cursed as he mopped the floor.
"What are you complaining? It´s not that bad!" Nami, who had come behind Coby, asked.
"Yes it i-" Coby froze when he realized that the voice didn´t come from the speaker. He turned around and saw Nami standing behind him.
"Ho-how long have you been standing there?" Coby asked. Nami shrugged.
"Just a for a moment. We´re keeping a break and I came to get you", she answered.
"Oh, thanks." Coby said, now smiling.
"You´re welcome. Now let´s get going, the break is only ten minutes." Nami said. Coby nodded and left the sauna with Nami.
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"So do you guys think you did well in the first part of the competition?" Zoro asked from Yosaku and Johnny.
"Not so well", Johnny replied.
"Thought so", Zoro replied simply. A vein popped up in Johnny´s and Yosaku´s head. The door flew open and Nami came in, followed by Coby.
"That was fast", Zoro commented.
"She didn´t get lost because she´s not you", Franky said. This time it was Zoro´s turn to get annoyed.
"What did you say?" he asked with a warning tone.
"Oh nothing, nothing at all." Franky said with a smirk.
"Cut it out, both of you." Nami said. Then she turned to Sanji, saying: "Sanji, give us something to drink."
"Right away, Nami-swaan!" Sanji yelled and danced to the kitchen area. Bonney sweat dropped again.
"Does he do that often?" she asked.
"No, he does that always." Nami answered.
"So he´s a womanizer", Bonney thought. Soon Sanji danced back to Nami.
"Here´s your drink of love, my dear Nami-swaan!" he announced and handed one of the drinks to Nami.
"Thank you, Sanji-kun." Nami said with a sweet smile. Sanji´s eyes turned into hearts as he danced to Vivi and Tashigi to give them their drinks.
"Thank you, Sanji-kun." Vivi said as Sanji passed her and Tashigi their drinks.
"Thanks", Tashigi mumbled hesitantly.
"Did I just thank a pirate! How low can I get!" she thought, disgusted with herself.
"And here´s yours, Kaya-chan." Sanji said and passed a drink to Kaya, which made her blush. Usopp frowned.
"And ones for Camie-chan and Robin-swan", he continued, passing the drinks.
"And to Nojiko-san and Hancock-swan"
"My name is Hancock", Hancock corrected angrily, but accepted the drink anyway.
"And to my dear Bonney-chan!" Sanji finished. Bonney snatched the drink from Sanji, but didn´t say anything.
"Hey, Sanji, where are our drinks?" Usopp and Luffy whined.
"You won´t have ones since I don´t have enough time to make them", Sanji told. Luffy and Usopp booed.
"L-luffy?" Hancock said, unsurely.
"Yeah Hancock?"
"Yo-you can have mine, if you want." she said, offering her drink to Luffy without looking him in to the eyes.
"Really! Thanks Hancock!" Luffy yelled happily and took the drink from Hancock.
"Yo-you´re welcome", Hancock muttered. A vein popped in Nami´s head.
"Bitch", she muttered.
"It´s easy to guess who got jealous because of that", Nojiko thought, looking at her sister.
"That looks delicious", Ace said from behind Luffy.
"Forget it, Ace, you won`t have any!" Luffy said and held his drink further away from Ace.
"C´mon, Luffy, don´t be selfish!" Ace yelled to his brother, who just made faces at him. Ace sighed.
"Fine, I give up." he said. Luffy blinked.
"Huh? That was ea-" Luffy´s thoughts were interrupted by Ace who snatched the drink away from his brother. Luffy looked at his empty hand, then at grinning Ace, and then at his hand again.
"GIVE IT BACK!" he yelled suddenly, making everyone look at him.
"Geez, Luffy, it´s just one drink." Zoro said and earned a glare from Hancock. Zoro rolled his eyes.
"C´mon, Ace, give it back!" Luffy yelled and tried to take the drink, but Ace kept it too high for him to get a hold of it.
"If you want it, take it!" Ace yelled back with a huge grin and held it even higher. Sabo sighed; his brothers were always impossible to control.
"Well, in this case..." he thought as he slowly moved closer to his brothers. Nami noticed this.
"He´s up to something", she thought. When Sabo was behind Ace, he snatched the drink away from him.
"Hey!" Ace whined, surprised. Sabo smirked and drank the whole drink with one gulp.
"Empty!" he yelled, grinning. Luffy looked at Ace, who nodded.
"YOU`RE DEAD!" they yelled to Sabo and started to beat him up together.
"Luffy-san, Ace-san, please stop that!" Vivi tried to calm the two brothers down.
"Don´t bother, I´m sure their brother can handle that beating." Marco said.
"Their brother?" Nami asked, eyes wide.
"Yeah, it seems so. They told it to us earlier", Sanji said calmly and started to lit a cigar.
"NO SMOKING INSIDE THE BUILDING!" came a voice from the speaker.
"What!" Sanji barked in disbelief. Zoro burst out laughing.
"Serves you right!" he yelled.
"What did you say?" Sanji asked.
"Now now, boys, no need to fight." Miksu said, making Zoro to glare at the speaker. Sanji didn´t glare, because his pride stopped him from glaring at a woman.
"Oh, and the break is over. Everyone out! And Coby-"
"I know, I know." Coby said and got up. He had to go cleaning again.
"Aren´t you being a little too hard on that kid?" Marco asked after Coby had left.
"Shut up and get out", Miksu simply said. Marco rolled his eyes and went out with the others.
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"Okay, does everyone know the rules?" Miksu asked after everyone were out. Everyone, except Luffy of course, nodded.
"Okay, there´s only two pools, so it´s two pairs at once. The winner team of this part is the team that gets to the goal fastest." Miksu told.
"What was the point of the first race then?" Nami asked.
"Well, both teams, the one that won the first race and the one that wins this, will have a special prize." Miksu told.
"Well NOW this is starting to get interesting!" Zoro said, smirking widely.
"The first ones will be Kidd and Killer and Yosaku and Johnny", Miksu told.
"Well it´s obvious who´s gonna win", Usopp said, nodding his head.
"Shut up!" Yosaku and Johnny yelled.
"But which one of us is going to swim?" Johnny asked.
"Rock paper scissors?" Yosaku said.
"Good idea", Johnny agreed. He won, so he was going to swim.
"Wait a second", Nami said "We don´t have swimsuits! Are we supposed to swim our clothes on!"
"Yep!" Miksu said, smirking.
"Crazy bitch", Killer mumbled and took his jacket off. Johnny did the same and they went in to the water.
"Ok boys, ready to drown?" Miksu asked, getting weird looks from everyone.
"Fine, ready to swim?" Miksu asked. Johnny and Killer nodded.
"Good. Kidd and Yosaku; go on to the roof so that you can see everything better", Miksu ordered. Kidd mumbled something when he climbed on to the roof, Yosaku close behind him.
"You two ready?" they nodded. "Okay! Killer, Johnny, start swimming!" after Miksu had yelled this, Killer started to swim with incredible speed.
"Unbelievable", Johnny thought and tried his best to catch up with Killer.
"Killer, turn left!" Kidd commanded his first mate. Now they all finally understood why there had to be another person giving advices; the pool was like a labyrinth!
"Hold your breath and go through the tunnel!" Kidd yelled again.
"Wait a minute, now we´ll know how to get through this!" Franky yelled.
"Not exactly! The pool can chance it´s shape!" Miksu told.
"WHAT!"
"Johnny, go right!" Yosaku yelled to his friend, who was far behind Killer. The said supernova was just too fast for him.
"Left!" Kidd yelled to his first mate again. This went on about five minutes, and then Killer was already in the goal.
"Aaand as we all knew, Killer won!" Miksu yelled.
"Unbelievable! It took only a little over five minutes for him to get to the goal, there´s no way anyone can win that!" Nojiko thought, amazed. She looked at Killer, who was already coming out of the water.
"And he´s pretty cute, too." she added to her thoughts.
"We´ll start the second round after that idiot Johnny get´s out of the pool", Miksu told. Ten minutes later Johnny came to the goal and climbed out from the pool.
"Well about time!" Nami yelled to him.
"Shut up, aneki!" Johnny yelled back.
"Don´t you yell to my Nami-swan!" Sanji yelled angrily.
"Sit down, idiot!" Bonney yelled and hit Sanji on the stomach.
"The next ones; Luffy and Nami and Sabo and Ace!" Miksu announced.
"Interesting", Law said. Ace and Sabo looked at each other. Then they smirked.
"Sorry, Luffy, but you and your girlfriend are going to lose." Sabo told to his little brother.
"I´m not his girl friend!" Nami yelled, face red.
"Yeah, and we´re not going to lose!" Luffy added, making Ace and Sabo laugh.
"If you guys are done, then would you mind to get yourself ready!" Miksu yelled.
"Yeah yeah", Ace said, waving his hand and laughing. A vein popped on Miksu´s head as she watched Luffy and his laughing brother to climb on to the roof.
Nami took off her shirt and went in to the water.
"Aah, Nami-swaan!" Sanji yelled happily, his eyes turning to hearts. Bonney hit Sanji again and Nami just rolled her eyes at Sanji´s behaviour; she was already used to it.
Sabo took off his hat, cape, shoes and shirt and went in to the water.
"You two ready?" Miksu asked. They nodded.
"Go!" Miksu yelled, making them to swim like two crazies.
"Go left, Sabo!" Ace yelled after a while.
"You go left too, Nami!" Luffy yelled soon after his brother. Nami wasn´t sure that should she trust her captain at something like this, but she really didn´t have a much of a choice. This continued about ten minutes, and then Sabo came to the goal.
"Told you we were gonna win", he said when Nami came to the goal soon after him.
"Shut up", Nami mumbled. Sabo laughed as he got up from the pool and offered his hand to Nami. Nami accepted it, but was a little surprised about it. He was Luffy´s brother after all.
"But then again, Ace got manners too, so maybe I shouldn´t be so surprised", she thought.
Ace watched Luffy´s funny look as their brother helped the navigator up from the water. He smirked and asked: "Something wrong, Luffy?"
Luffy shook his head lightly.
"I´m not actually sure", he replied "I just feel... angry somehow", he continued with a frown. Ace couldn´t believe this; his little brother was jealous without even getting it. Ace tried not to laugh, but the corners of his mouth went up anyway. Luffy noticed this and asked: "What are you laughing at?"
"Oh nothing, nothing at all!" Ace yelled, trying to not lose his control.
"No fair Ace, tell me what´s so funny!" Luffy said, noticing that his brother lied.
"Forget it, Luffy. You need to realize it by yourself!" Ace said, laughing.
"Okay you two, get off of the roof!" Miksu yelled. Luffy and Ace jumped down, and Luffy still tried to get Ace to tell him the truth.
"What are you whining about this time, Luffy?" Sabo asked as he and Nami walked to his brothers. Luffy turned his attention to his other big brother.
"Ace saw something funny but he won´t tell me what it was", Luffy told, hoping that Sabo would help him.
"And that´s why you whine like a baby? Geez, Luffy." Nami said, slapping her forehead. Sabo just laughed.
"Well, Luffy´s Luffy." he said.
"True", Ace agreed and all three brothers laughed. Nami sweat dropped.
"I don´t get this family", she thought.
"Do you guys know when the next round starts?" Ace asked suddenly.
"It already started", Nami said. Sanji and Camie were swimming, while Usopp and Bonney gave advices. Usopp gave the right advices, but it turned out that Camie didn´t know the differences between east and west, and that took a lot of time from them. Even that much that Sanji was in the goal before she was.
"Sorry, Usopp-chi, I blew it up." Camie said when she finally came to the goal. Usopp, who had climbed down from the roof and arrived next to the goal to wait Camie, sighed.
"It´s okay Camie", he said "I should have said `right´ and `left´ instead of `west´ and `east´."
"You sure should have", Miksu agreed.
"You shut up", Usopp mumbled.
"Whatever. Next; Zoro and Hancock vs. Vivi and Tashigi!" Miksu told. Zoro´s head immediately snapped at Tashigi´s direction, and Tashigi´s to Zoro´s. They glared at each other.
"Vivi"
"Yes?"
"I´ll swim", Tashigi told to her partner without removing her gaze from Zoro. Vivi sweat dropped.
"Looks like Tashigi and Mr. Bushido doesn´t get along", she thought, but agreed with Tashigi anyway. She did know how to swim and was pretty good at it, but she hadn´t trained almost at all after Aarabasta had gotten rid of Baroque Works. There was no way she could keep up with Zoro.
"Ready to lose, copycat woman?" Zoro asked as he threw his shirt on the ground and went in to the water.
"In your dreams, Roronoa!" Tashigi snarled as she took of her jacket.
"She will be in my dreams too after this", Yosaku whispered to Johnny, who nodded, smiling. Tashigi went in to water next to Zoro. They glared at each other.
"You two ready?" they nodded.
"Okay, GO!" and they swam off.
"Swim Zoro swim!" Luffy cheered.
"Shut up!" Zoro yelled to him.
"Don´t you dare to yell at him!" Hancock yelled from the roof.
"Just shut up and tell me what direction to go!" Zoro asked while swimming.
"Don´t you order me around! And go left!" Hancock ordered from the roof.
"Fine!" Zoro yelled and swam to the right.
"Wrong direction, idiot!" Nami yelled. Even she could see it. Nojiko stepped on her leg.
"Don´t give him any advices", she whispered to her little sister.
"Tashigi, dive!" Vivi shouted. Tashigi dived like she was told. This was pretty easy, the only problem was time.
Zoro, in the other hand, was completely lost.
"Damn bitch, giving me wrong directions!" he thought and started to take random turns here and there. Before he knew it, he was-
"WTF! Zoro just got in to the goal!" Miksu yelled, getting everyone´s attention.
"There´s no way-" Nami started, but cut of her sentence when she saw Zoro in the goal.
"IT`S TRUE!" everyone yelled in unison.
"Of course it is, idiots!" Zoro yelled, getting out of the water.
"The time of miracles isn´t over", Sanji said and lit a new cigar. Zoro smirked when Tashigi finally made it to the goal.
"Took you long enough", he said. Tashigi glared at him.
"Shut up, Roronoa. You just got lucky", she said.
"Could you two lovebirds just cut it out?" Franky, who had brought Zoro´s shirt, asked.
"We are NOT lovebirds!" Zoro and Tashigi yelled in unison, their faces red.
"Suure", Franky said and tossed Zoro his shirt. Zoro´s eyes, accidentally or not, landed on Tashigi for a moment. He looked at her wet hair, wet shirt that he could see through of, wet face, wet shirt he- wait, he obviously just watched her breasts. Tashigi climbed up. She noticed his stare and asked: "What are you staring at?"
Zoro, deciding to annoy Tashigi a little, said: "Nice view."
Tashigi raised an eyebrow, but then she realized that she was wet all over. Her face went deep red and Zoro smirked even more.
"Yosaku, Johnny, come over here!" he yelled.
"What is it, aniki?" Johnny asked as he and Yosaku appeared. Their jaws dropped when they saw Tashigi. Tashigi blushed and crossed her arms over her chest. She glared at Zoro, who was laughing his ass off.
"It´s not funny!" she said, making Zoro laugh even harder.
"Could the two of you just get out of the way?" Miksu asked, wanting to start the new round already. Zoro just nodded and walked away, followed by angry Tashigi.
"And the next ones: Marco and Nojiko vs. Kaya and Law!" Miksu shouted.
"Oh joy", Nojiko mumbled sarcastically. She took off her shoes and shirt and jumped in to the water. Kaya too took off her jacket and shoes and left them on the ground. She looked at water and carefully went in.
"It´s okay, I can do this." she thought, trying to calm herself.
"Ready?" the women nodded, Kaya a little bit unsurely.
"Go!" the two women started to swim, the younger one a little slower. After a while, Marco shouted: "Left!" Nojiko did as told. She did not want to lose.
Soon Kaya got her first order, too.
"Dive!" Law shouted. Kaya took a deep breath and dived. She hadn´t been swimming for long, but she already started to feel weak.
"Maybe I shouldn´t have done this... I haven´t been swimming in years!" Kaya thought when she resurfaced.
"But I have to, my partner can´t swim! ...right?" now that she thought about it, she didn´t actually know was Law able to swim or not. Maybe he just didn´t want to get wet.
"Now´s not time to suspect anyone", she decided as she got another order from Law.
"To the left!" he shouted.
"Dive to right, Nojika!" Marco shouted.
"It´s Nojiko!" Nojiko shouted back and dived. She was pretty much ahead of Kaya.
"I can do this... I´ll definitely beat her!" she thought and resurfaced.
"To the right!" Law shouted from the roof.
"Keep going Nojiko, to the left! You´re almost done!" Marco yelled and smirked at Law´s direction. Law frowned.
"Aaand Nojiko is the winner!" Miksu yelled, getting the two men´s attention.
"Looks like I won", Marco said with a smirk and jumped off of the roof.
"Nice job", Marco said and offered his hand to Nojiko. She, however, got up from the water without taking it. She didn´t say a word when she walked past the frowning phoenix.
"Still not lucky with women, eh?" asked Ace, putting his hand on Marco´s shoulder. Marco glared at his friend.
"Shut up, you aren´t lucky with them either." he said. Ace just laughed.
"Whatever", he said.
When Kaya got out of the water, Law was already next to the pool and handed Kaya her jacket.
"Here", he said.
"Thanks", Kaya said, taking her jacket.
"The only ones left are Franky and Robin, so they will go next." Miksu told.
"Thanks for telling the obvious", Zoro said.
"Shut up, seaweed." Miksu said.
"WHAT? " Zoro yelled. Miksu rolled her eyes and told Robin to climb on to the roof and Franky to go in to the pool.
"You ready Robin?" she nodded.
"What about you, pervert?" Franky nodded too, ignoring the word `pervert´.
"Okay, GO!" Franky started to swim with incredible speed as soon as he heard this.
"Wow, he´s fast!" Nojiko yelled in amazement.
"He sure is", Tashigi agreed. Luffy watched Franky´s swimming until something caught his eye.
"Hey Zoro, Coby´s here!" he yelled cheerfully when he saw Coby coming back from the sauna.
"Did you finish cleaning?" Zoro asked. Coby nodded.
It didn´t take long until Franky was in the goal.
"Allright, everyone inside! I´ll tell the winners soon!" Miksu yelled and everyone went inside.
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"What do you think is the prize?" Usopp asked once he got inside.
"I´m more worried about who gets kicked out", Johnny said.
"You afraid it will be you?" Zoro asked.
"Easy for you to say, aniki. Everyone likes seeing your messes so of course you won´t be kicked out!" Johnny yelled. A vein popped on Zoro´s head. He was about to say something, but then they heard Miksu yell: "Attention!"
"What!" Zoro yelled.
"Do you guys want to hear who falls or do I tell the prize first?" Miksu asked.
"Tell us who falls!" Kidd yelled before anyone else could say a word.
"Okay! Hancock, out you go!" Miksu yelled. Hancock fell on the floor in shock.
"People don´t like me? But why!" she thought.
"Well this sure was a relief", Zoro said, getting a glare from Hancock.
"That´s too bad, Hancock, but it can´t be helped. Say hi to others for me!" Luffy said, getting Hancock immediately on her feet.
"Of course", she said, smiling at Luffy.
"You´ll get your stuff later, so go out now." Miksu ordered. Hancock glared at the speaker but nodded anyway. See walked to the door.
"See you later, Luffy." she said with a blush before walking out of the door.
A.N: I´ll end this chapter here. You´ll hear who won and what´s the prize in next chapter. This time it went almost 50/50 on who would fall, it was either Kaya or Hancock. I´m not sure yet that when will the next person fall, but remember to vote who it should be.