A/n - Ok so this is a short chapter but hopefully my next chapter will be 5,000 words +

(For me that's a lot of words xD)

So here it is, enjoy and please review!

Also Disclaimer - I do not own Stargate :(. I'mmma go off and cry in a corner now xD.

Rule 38: No sending the Grease DVD to earth

A. Especially to people who don't have security clearence

The people just kept getting dumber by the minute

Rule 39: No strangling people with belts

A. I don't care if it was a joke
B. It's wrong and can be classed as attack
C. I will get you arrseted

Kavanagh had had enough of Rodney. rodney had enough of Kavanagh. At least Rodney won' it's not as if I placed a bet or anything. Pffft...

Rule 40: Wraith are not like the wicked witch of the west, they don't melt when you throw water on them

A. They just get really angry
B. And annoyed
C. And a bit wet too

John decided to introduce Teyla and Ronon to the wizard of oz. They then decided to test the 'water melts evil people' theory out whilst being chased by wraith on a hive ship. It didn't work, which resulted in them being captured aboard the hive ship. I don't think they'll be trying that again, hopefully.

Rule 41: Stop showing off when entering the gate by doing flips and backhand springs etc...

A. Remember the other side

John ended up breaking his leg whilst trying to impress a princess on the planet SGA 1 was visiting.

Rule 42: If you're going to write wormhole x-treme fanfics, do it so without sending them to the SGC

A. It's creeping them out
B. Especially SG1
C. Teal'c wants to know what a lemon and a slash is

Some peoples minds are best not entered. Expecially the techies' who have a bit too much free time on their hands.

Rule 43: If you're going to get revenge, then don't

A. Unless it's on the wraith
B. Or Replicators
C. Or Genii
D. Espcially on the evil popcorn stealers
E. Otherwise no

John are the last piece of cake. Rodney died John's hair red. John swapped all of Rodney's clothes for rubber duckie pjamas. Rodney got mad and stopped John from getting hot water. And the list goes on and on. That was only two members of the expedition.

Rule 44: Please remember to shower regulary

A. Or at least wash
B. We don't want to smell your stink
C. I'm talking to you SGA 1, 3, 7, 9 and 13.
D. I was busy doing paperwork is no excuse
E. We know you don't do paperwork

Lazy people were single handerly killing the Atlantis expedition, let alone the wraith or any of the enemies mentioned in Rule 43.

Still no one knew who was posting the rules...