I have returned and sadly without smut, this also somewhat of a filler, but I can definitely see smut in the next chapter. Most definitely. Honestly, I'm kind of thinking about having Kagome cross dress through the rest of this story. What do you guys think? If he does then short shorts, stockings, and other cute clothes are waiting patiently for him. I'm also think if I want Kagome to romance the boys in a certain way. Like with Tsuna, it be fluffy, and with Hibari, it'd be more sex orientated. Also, should he go after Lambo and Ryohei? Anyways, that was all. I hope you enjoy and leave a review! The next time you see me, there will be smut and lots of it!

"W-wow Kagome-kun! You look kinda. . .different today."

'I'd break you neck if you weren't my best friend and I didn't love you.' Kagome thought bitterly as he glared at Tsuna. He could already tell that today was going to be a fucked up day just from the way his friends were acting. Tsuna was a blushing mess who kept tripping over nothing and everything. Gokudera was just as bad as Tsuna except he was chain smoking and Yamamoto. . .well, he was Yamamoto. To make matters worse, the Chrome and Kyoko bailed on him the second they entered the classroom.

"Maa, maa, I think he looks cute, he really looks like a girl! He went above and beyond too! See, look." the baseball nut exclaimed, tugging at the suspenders holding up Kagome's stockings, quickly irritating the shorter boy. Kagome harshly slapped Yamamoto's hand away before plopping down in his seat, immediately closing his legs because the room was a lot breezier than it should be.

"Geez! Who knew that Higurashi-kun made such a cute looking girl? If I didn't already know how salty he was, I might actually consider dating him." a boy whose name escaped Kagome mind told his friends before winking at Kagome. Kagome didn't really know who this guy was, but Kagome was ready to fuck his shit up.

"Maybe we should start calling him Salt-chan instead! I kinda wanna know what he's wearing under that skirt." another boy laughed," I bet he's the type who wears panties with teddy bears on them." The boy's rowdy laughter was curtailed when a book decided to befriend his face and whoever threw had the arm strength of ten gorillas.

"Shut the fuck up! At least none of my friends have stuck their dick in my mouth (yet)! Isn't that how you got on the soccer team? Or was that the Kendo club?"

Immediately after those words had left Kagome's lips the classroom erupted with noise. The poor boy and his friends were mobbed as questions and jokes were hurled at them. Kagome felt much better now that he had possibly ruined the rest of someone's life. There's nothing more satisfying than the breaking of the haughty.

*Ting* Kagome jumped as he heard the familiar fading tone of his phone telling him he received a message. He opened the text, surprised to see nothing but a laughing smiley and clapping hands. Looking up he saw Chrome and Kyoko sitting at their desk sending mischievous smiles his way. Even if those girls might be 99.9% evil, they were still his best friends.

"Eh? What's with that bandage on your neck, Kagome?" Tsuna asked, prodding at the large, white bandage that covered a good portion of Kagome's neck. Kagome was hoping that dressing like a girl would distract from it, but apparently not. He didn't need anybody else to know about what conspired yesterday between him and Hibari. Quick! He needed to change the subject!

"Why don't we focus less on my neck and more on your shit grades, Tsunayoshi."

"Hiii!"

~oOo~

"What kind of loser lets a dog steal his lunch? Your mother spent all that time wasting over a hot stove and you lose it to a dog. What a fucking bitch."

"Juudaime, don't listen to this cross dressing pervert!"

"Pervert? Don't you live in a box outside of Tsuna's house? Stalker-dera is what we should call you." Kagome teased, grinning as his fellow troublemaker turned an interesting shade of red while flailing about. Kagome could never resist the urge to pester Gokudera. The boy was just too cute. Troubled, but cute.

"Doesn't matter." Kagome exclaimed, dismissing the issue with a wave of his hand," Since I'm such a great friend, I guess I'll just have to share my lunch with you. . .Only this once though. And don't think it means anything either!"

Blushing, Kagome carelessly shoved his bento towards Tsuna, ignoring the thankful smile the brunette was sending him. There was no need for him to be wearing such an idiotic smile when all Kagome did was offer to share his lunch. Yamamoto must be really wearing off on him if he has such a goofy grin.

"Wow. . .you made a kyaraben." Tsuna hummed, gingerly holding the onigiri panda that unknown to him took Kagome an hour to make," After all this time of knowing you, I never knew you had such a cutesy side. In fact, if I didn't know you, with the way you're dressed now and the lunch, I'd actually think you were a girl."

"Fucking baseball freak! Don't steal food from Juudaime's bento! Even if the salmon is perfectly cooked and delicious." Gokudera raged, even though he was currently snacking on a piece of salmon and if Kagome remembered correctly, this was his bento.

"Maa, maa, the tempura is tasty too." Yamamoto laughed, snagging one of the crispy treats and scarfing it down," Keep this up and in a few years, you'll definitely become the new Yamato Nadeshiko. Fiery and zesty, but still remembers that the quickest way to a man's heart is his stomach!"

Kagome wasn't sure if the sun had gotten closer to the earth, but his face felt as if it was about to melt off. He didn't need these guys to compliment him and tell him that his food tasted great, or that he could be the new epitome for a modern Yamato Nadeshiko! Theses idiots are always doing something to stir up trouble!

"You'd make someone a great bride, Kagome." Tsuna said quietly to himself, his cheeks turning a soft shade of pink as he stared fondly at Kagome.

Yep. The sun definitely got closer to the earth because Kagome was sure his brain was boiling and leaking out his ears. Kagome furiously fidgeted with his stockings as the mafia trio continued to lay on more compliments. First it was how he looked like a girl, and now they're extremely impressed by his food! Did they eat out of trashcans and just discovered the opposite gender? Kagome never knew seducing his friends would be this easy.

Boys are such simple, yet complex creatures.