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Dr. Crowler,
This is all I heard after sermon: "Will Alexis be there?"
Who was Alexis? (I mean, I know now, but I didn't back then) And what's so important about her? What, was she some totally hot supermodel or something?
Of course, during lunch, all the guys were talking about the dance, too. Our group sat at a round table, me stuck between Chazz and Aster. What a dream come true.
This was basically how out conversation went:
Syrus: I hope Mindy will be there.
Atticus: Mindy? Jasmine's who I wanna see. She's so cute, she ranks right under every Abercrombie model on my list.
Zane: Everyone knows the Calvin Kline ones are better.
Aster: Hollister.
Z: …
Torimaki: Jake Gyllenhaal. He defines sexy country boy. That is, until he got that ferret of a mustache in Brokeback Mountain.
Hassleberry: True.
Bastion: I'm personally for David Beckham.
Chazz: You just like him 'cause he's British.
Bastion: Touché. What say you, Princeton?
Chazz: Duh. Pete Wentz.
Bastion: And you just like him because he's emo!
Chazz: So?
You: No unholy business!
All: Yes, Dr. Crowler.
Like we stopped talking about guys there.
Syrus: Hey, Jaden, what do you think?
Me: … I don't know. Rob Pattinson?
All: No!
Atticus: You can't possibly like that pretty boy.
Chazz: Is your brain like, a peanut or something?
Zane: …
Torimaki: C'mon, Jaden, at least have a type.
Me: A type?
Aster: Yeah, a type. Like… I like California guys.
Torimaki: Country boy.
Z: …
Chazz: Emo-slash-punk.
Hassleberry: Army.
Bastion: Intellectual.
Atticus: Surfer.
Syrus: Kawaii.
Zane: Clean cut.
Me: Uh…
All: YOU DON'T HAVE A TYPE?
Me: Hot?
Chazz: You're hopeless!
Atticus and Aster: C'mon, dude!
Syrus: Jay, everyone has a type.
Me: They do?
Bastion: Of course!
Hassleberry: C'mon soldier! I'm sure even Z has a type!
Me: He does?
Chazz: Yeah, I bet he goes for the quiet ones.
All: (laugh)
Atticus: Okay, let's start with the basics, Jaden. Do you like anyone here?
Me: Yeah.
Aster: Have you ever liked a girl?
Me: No.
Syrus: Are you ever going to like a girl?
Me: No. I don't like girls. Not now, not ever.
Bastion: So for sure you're—
Me: Yeah.
Torimaki: He's doomed. He's stuck here for eternity.
Zane: Be realistic, Torimaki.
Syrus: Crowler's gonna brainwash Jaden!
Zane: …
Me: … Be realistic, Sy.
We ate in silence for the rest of lunch.
Dr. Crowler, you probably learned a lot about the guys by reading this.
Sincerely,
Jaden Yuki
Byes for now!