Regina threw the dart with precision, then another and another until she'd run out of darts. She didn't often make use of the game room, but she needed a productive outlet for the destruction she wished to cause. It was Friday, and Emma had made no move to unanchor herself from the pirate. It was Friday, and Maleficent still wasn't getting the hint – or was ignoring it completely. Friday, and her traitorous brain kept flashing to stupid Archie fantasies. His brainy concepts on relationship constructs and time investment only served to make her infuriatingly impatient. Go figure, someone is actually respectful and it's such a turn on that the fact they're so respectful starts to piss her off. She bet if she'd admitted that to him, his psychoanalysis would be novel length.

She hadn't even tried to check on Zelena yet, that being a whole other can of worms she did not feel like opening. One pregnancy at a time. Interesting that Emma's was pulling the focus away from he own half-sister's – that was her future niece or nephew in there. Then again, Emma's was Henry's future sibling.

Regina used her magic to return the darts to her hand, then started throwing them again. She growled as she realized the outlet was no longer good enough. She was uncomfortably horny. Normally, Maleficent would be a good fix for that, but considering the dragon was being stalker-y – Sex, even hate sex, would send the wrong signal. Besides, there were too many damn strings attached with that one, and it would get messy fast.

Regina needed someone neutral. Someone she wasn't emotionally invested in whatsoever. She smiled salaciously as she thought of just the right person.

Regina had waited until Henry was in bed before slipping out of the house. She wore heels that were better suited for a nightclub than a day at the office. Her hair was down and she'd feathered it out. Her dress was a deep V-neck, short sleeved and the hem stopped just above the knees. She chose to skip the bra and had no stockings of any kind. She had considered fishnets, but didn't want to be too obvious or attract attention from anyone who wasn't the one she had in mind.

She waited by the back exit of Granny's until the brunette leggy waitress emerged in little more than her white crop top and short shorts. "Ruby."

The wolf jumped at the unexpected voice. She looked towards the source. "Ma – Madame Mayor?!" She eyed the slightly unusual outfit. "What are you doing here?"

Regina passed on the perfectly cheesy opportunity to respond, 'You, hopefully.' After all, she didn't want to come across as desperate. Instead, she simply tilted her head. "Like what you see, wolf?"

Ruby swallowed, feeling as though she were being tested somehow.

"Because if you do," Regina continued. "I am here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity."

"You're… going to give me a million dollars?"

Regina chuckled. "I might as well be. Just answer three questions for me. Firstly, do you find me physically attractive?"

Ruby's eyes nearly popped out of her head at how coolly the question came out. "Uh, hell yes."

"Secondly, do you now or have you ever wanted to date me?"

Ruby shifted uncomfortably. "Sorry, no."

To Ruby's surprise, Regina grinned.

"Lastly," Regina went on. "Would you like to have no strings attached sex with me right now?"

Ruby's eyes widened. Was this real life? "I very much fucking would!"

"Alright then." Regina took Ruby's hand and let their magic carry them into her bedroom, which was already locked and soundproofed for the occasion. She released it before moving to sit on the center of the foot of the bed. "Rules: No biting or scratching, I have no desire to become a wolf. No offense. Once we're done, we're done. No sleeping over and no cuddling. If you fall asleep, I'm still kicking you out. Though I am not so cruel to let you leave your dignity behind. I will send you away with what you call clothing and make sure you are sent to an unoccupied room at Granny's. I can't promise you'll have a pretty landing on a bed. Don't fall in love – don't scoff or laugh at that, it's happened. I am not your friend, I am not your lover. This is strictly sex. This can be a more than one time thing until either of us are in a relationship as I do not wish anyone to hear of this, and I know how much of a gossip you can be. This also stops if I hear even one whisper implying we've done anything we're about to do. Got it?"

Ruby blinked a few times and swallowed. That was a lot of rules. "Yes, Ma'am!"

"Good girl." Regina spread her legs slightly, then patted her thighs. "Come here."

Ruby moved to straddle Regina's lap, carefully resting her arms on her shoulders.

Regina lifted her head to meet her eyes, hands supporting her waist. "Do you have any rules?" she asked sweetly.

Ruby wet her lips nervously. Her brain had completely blanked out. "Umm… You'll probably want to stop if my eyes flash yellow. It's not Wolfs Time, but if the wolf gets more turned on than the human, she'll want to come out and play."

"Good to know." Regina moved a hand to thread into her hair and pressed a kiss to her neck right beneath her jaw.

Ruby's eyes closed. "Ooh." Her tensions eased away and she relaxed.

Regina kissed all along her neck, starting slow, but picking up the pace as she grew impatient. Her hands stroked along the skin that was already exposed between the crop top and the shorts, enjoying the smoothness and femininity of her skin. In her eagerness, she fell back on the bed, bringing Ruby down on top of her.

Ruby smiled at the pleasant sensations and giggled during the fall, still not quite believing what was happening. She had always thought the mayor was unreachable and untouchable, but there she was, on top of her in her bed. She placed her hands on the bed, hovering over Regina for a moment before pushing herself back. Before she could be questioned, she moved down and started kissing one of her legs, moving those kisses down until she reached her shoe. She released her foot from the strappy torture, then moved to repeat the process with her other leg, kisses and all.

It took all of Regina's willpower not to squirm and make noises. She had never been kissed like that and it sort of tickled, but at the same time it felt really good. Each kiss shot the tiniest little waves of pleasure straight to her core, making her wetter than she already had been. She hadn't realized her eyes were closed until she felt the weight of another body on her and lips being pressed against her own. Regina eagerly accepted and returned the kiss, wanting to explore and be explored. It didn't take long for the temperature to spike and for breathing to become difficult.

Regina broke away from the kiss and panted out, "Get me out of this dress!"

Ruby wasted no time in doing what she was told. One hand reached around, expertly finding the zipper on Regina's back. She drew it down as far as it would go. Then she easily lifted the dress, pushing it up her body until it could come away from her arms and head. Her jaw dropped at the sight she was gifted with. "Fuck, you're even more gorgeous than I imagined," she husked in awe.

Regina beamed at the compliment. "Let's see what you've got." Although it was not clothing she was familiar with, her fingers made deft work of untying and unbuttoning Ruby's crop top. She was not expecting the crop top to have essentially been acting as a corset making the wolf appear rather flat chested when that wasn't the case at all. Once the last button had been popped, Ruby's breasts greeted her enthusiastically, as if very grateful to have been freed. "Hello." Regina looked up at her face quizzically. "How on earth do you keep them pinned down like that?"

Ruby gave her a look. "You know how people look at me. Can you imagine what it would be like if I made the true size obvious?"

Regina supposed she had a point. "Even so..." She gently traced one of the many lines on her breasts. Results of being constricted by something too small. "Seems painful."

Ruby threw her head back and laughed. "Painful is when skin rips open and muscles shift to turn into a wolf."

Right. In comparison to that, tightly bound breasts must feel like nothing. Regina shook her head. "Anyway..." She gently pulled her down so their breasts pressed together and let out a hiss of delight.

Ruby dropped a kiss to her shoulder, then licked the shell of her ear. "I'm super wet for you."

With that, Regina flipped them so she could be on top. "Let's see." She easily pulled off the shorts that had barely covered anything to reveal rather pretty red underwear that was visibly dampened. Regina smirked as she got an idea. She positioned herself so black underwear grazed against red.

Ruby gasped at the unexpected move. Her hands fisted the bedding. "Ohmygod," she breathed out in a rush.

Sometimes the barrier of fabric could be a turn on, especially when the layer was as thin as it was. Regina repeated the action, grinding more purposefully. She slid a hand into Ruby's hair again, holding the back of her head as she kissed her deeply, doing her best to keep their upper bodies pressed together while continuing to grind.

Ruby let out muffled squeals and moans, letting Regina have all the control as she was thoroughly enjoying what was happening. She managed to part her legs further, enabling her to feel even more of the combination of wet fabric and heat that was starting to drive her wild. Her hips began to move in time with Regina's of their own accord, and she could no longer keep up with the kiss.

Regina let go of her head and used both hands to keep her balance on the bed as she really threw her effort into riding her. She was surprised but grateful her headboard wasn't smacking the wall, although the bed was squeaking in an annoyingly cliché way.

Both women were slick with sweat when Ruby cried out in pleasure, bliss claiming her first. Regina toned down the grinding, not wanting to overstimulate her, though not stopping completely, either. She let the pumping of her hips become softer, deciding to be nice by possibly prolonging Ruby's orgasm. Soon enough, both red and black underwear were soaking wet, but it didn't matter in that moment. Regina watched that heaving chest and those far away eyes and was almost jealous, though pleased in her ability to provoke such an outcome.

It hadn't been enough to ease Regina's pent up rage. It was a good start, but it wasn't enough to fuck. She needed to be fucked. Hard.

Ruby rode out her high, laying there until the tingly numbness went away. "That was just me, wasn't it?" she asked knowingly, if bashfully.

Regina nodded, wondering when they'd both wound up on their sides.

Ruby squirmed a bit before ridding herself of her nearly ruined underwear. She planted a kiss of thanks to Regina's lips. "What do you need, Regina?"

Regina looked straight into her eyes and answered coarsely, "Fuck me."

Ruby rid Regina of her underwear and once again admired her beautiful body from head to toe. She squeezed her breasts, wanting to have at least done it once while she still had the opportunity. Then she sucked at each nipple briefly, as they'd already been hard for a while. There hadn't been much reaction earned from that, so Ruby got on with it and cupped between her legs, which resulted in a deep groan.

"Ruby," Regina whispered her plea. Her need was great enough to warrant begging, even as her head lolled and her eyes slipped closed.

Ruby took her cue and began caressing the slick folds, pressing a sweet kiss to her lips. It was only when she found she could slide not two, but three fingers into her easily that she realized how ready she was. She curled and straightened her fingers within her, searching for feel good spots while adjusting. Once adjusted, she began pumping her fingers. She started off slow, but when Regina grabbed her shoulders tightly, she picked up the pace to a vigorous speed. She knew she was on the right track when she heard Regina's breath turn into pants and strangled mewls began emitting from her throat.

Ruby continued to pump as hard and fast as she dared before risking crossing over into wolf territory. She watched as her voluptuous body writhed in pleasure, although she could tell she hadn't yet reached her peak.

Regina's eyes squeezed shut when she began to feel pressure building between her legs. She'd never fully relaxed, as she could feel pressure building behind her eyes, as well. She blindly reached for the other woman, pulling her into a sloppy and desperate kiss. It noticeably caused her to fumble the rhythm, but Regina didn't care. She tangled her hands in that hair again and held onto it like a lifeline.

Sensing she wasn't going to be freed any time soon, Ruby adjusted. Not breaking the kiss, she shifted to straddle the mayor once more, though she made sure to only put pressure on her clit. She began grinding against it very gently, continuing to pump her fingers within her, though not as vigorously as before. She rolled her hips sensuously while kissing her almost tenderly. She stretched her fingers within her, trying everything to give her what she needed.

Regina's orgasm snuck up on her. Her entire body tensed while her eyes nearly rolled into the back of her head, causing her to break the kiss in a silent scream before the trembling began. Behind closed eyes, she saw a flash of blonde hair. As one warm liquid coated her thighs another leaked from her eyes. She covered her mouth with her hand, letting her brain fog over as she drowned in almost perfect pleasure. As the high faded, a whimper of a sob escaped, followed by the near silent whisper, "Emma."

With human hearing, one would have to strain extremely hard to hear anything at all, much less the actual word. Wolf hearing, though, picked it up without a problem. Ruby couldn't help but feel a little hurt, although she knew Regina likely wasn't aware it had been said.

Ruby waited to be dismissed. That was one secret she would take to the grave.