Chapter 4- How I met Beel's Mother

Da? Moka pondered what that could possibly mean. Was he asking for his father or was it just normal baby speak? And why did Oga look so terrified right now? Millions of questions buzzed inside her head, but she couldn't ask a single one of them due to the hand covering her mouth. She would've already bitten it by now if she wasn't so afraid of what kind of diseases Oga would have on him.

His hands were rough and callused from all the fighting he did no doubt. With it so close to her face she could just smell the evil, cruelty and... hydra milk powder?... Anyway the point was that Oga was evil and that was all there is to it, but that still begged the question why was he so scared right now? He was the Mad Dog Oga! The strongest middle schooler in all of Japan if rumors were to be believed!

How could a single child reduce him to such a mess? The baby was cute to be honest. She could still see the family resemblance in their sharp eyes, but other than that his chubby cheeks, light green hair and overall adorability just made her want to hug him and she was sure it was a him because she could plainly see his... thing just flopping about.

She didn't even know how in the world Oga Tatsumi could produce a child like that or the kind of partner he'd well... do it with. She just had a weakness for cute babies and if she wasn't currently inside a dank and sweaty gym storage room with a hand stuffed in her face then she'd have been cooing all over the place.

Who could resist those misty eyes from just having awoken that made him look like an adorable puppy? She could tell that he liked her too judging from how hard he was staring at her. It even made her forget for a moment that this child was Oga's.

The child's eyes slowly started to grow more focused as he began to wake up when suddenly a rapid string of strange words exited his mouth, "Dabu Dah! Ai!" He exclaimed as he pointed at her.

"What!?" An extreme look of surprise appeared on Oga's face before he glanced towards her direction like he was scanning her or something, "Are you sure? She doesn't look the part"

I'm right here you know was what she would say if a hand wasn't currently shoved in front of her mouth. The two of them continued to talk like she wasn't even there and didn't even seem to notice her presence.

The baby continued to spout out strange words such as "Da" or "Dabu" and "Ai" while his hands were blurring about making gestures and occasionally pointing in her direction. Moka couldn't even begin to understand how Oga could know what his child was saying until eventually the baby concluded with a rather charismatic, "DABUUUH!"

"... I see"

What did you understand from that!? was what Moka wanted to say, but what came out was a muffled, "MMPH!" The father and son duo both turned their heads to look at her and a bad feeling began to rise from the pit of her stomach. Oga slowly removed his hand from her mouth and seemed to be checking her out from head to toe.

"You pervert! Haven't you learned your lesson yet!?" Moka shouted with her mouth finally able to form words again.

Oga seemed to give his child a pleading look, but his only response was a firm, "Da"

Oga seemed to hesitate at first, but then he reluctantly picked the child up from it's perch on his back and held it towards her.

"... What in the world are you doing?"

Oga glared at her, "You should be thankful. Beel doesn't usually let just anyone hold him"

"... You want me to hold him?"

Oga scoffed, "Well obviously, I don't want you to hold him, but for some reason Beel over here does, so will you just take him already before I change my mind?"

Moka gingerly took Beel from Oga's arms and held him in hers, "... What do I do now?"

"Now? We wait"

Wait for what? She was about to ask, but the question died in her throat as she noticed something. A familiar light was beginning to shine from her choker as the green haired baby waved her rosario in his tiny little hands yelling, "DABUUUUH!"

She didn't even have enough time to feel shocked as her consciousness slowly faded, but just before darkness completely took over her vision she heard a cold voice ring from deep within herself.

"Well this ought to be interesting"

"... What just happened?" Tsukune asked, staring at the backs of his crush and new roommate as they left the cafeteria hand in, well mouth.

"Not too sure either, but I think little Miss perfect over there has a few rats in her closet" Kurumu said.

"... What just happened?"

Kurumu stared at her friend in concern, "Tsukune? Are you okay?"

"... What just happened?"

Kurumu waved her hand in front of his blank, unfocused eyes and confirmed that yes, Tsukune was now broken. His head was tilted to one side as he stared off blankly into space, a trail of drool had begun to work its way down his mouth. Honestly, even when he was brain dead she still had this urge to glomp him. In fact, it was actually kind of better this way. He wouldn't try to go after Moka and she could keep him all to herself.

"... What just happened?"

... On the other hand, it would probably get old pretty quickly having a boyfriend who could only say three words, so she did the one thing she could that she knew would release any boy from a daze. She glomped him.

"GAH!" Tsukune's cheeks flushed a bright read as a spurt of blood made its way out of his nose. Worked every time.

Tsukune lay on the ground panting for a while before he opened his mouth and said, "What just happened?"

"Do I need to glomp you again? Because if I have to I'm willing to make that sacrifice"

Tsukune quickly raised his arms to stop her, "No! No, I'm fine now. You won't have to glomp me"

"You sure? You look like you could use a glomp right now?"

"Yes, I'm sure" Tsukune didn't need to be glomped right now, he needed answers. What did Moka have to do with Oga? Was there something more to their relationship than just old classmates? And why exactly was there a baby on Oga's back? These were questions that needed answering and he knew just the person to start with.

"Hey, Kurumu?"

"Yeah?"

"Just asking but, how exactly did you meet Oga?" Tsukune asked

"Why?"

"Well, you two seemed pretty chummy earlier and you looked kind of close for a couple of people who just met"

"Are you jealous?~" Kurumu asked with an impish grin on her face.

"No, just curious"

Kurumu tapped her finger against her chin as she thought back, "Well, I guess the first time we met would have been this morning in the Home Ec. room"

That morning in the Home Ec. room

The smell of freshly baked cookies slowly wafted through the air as a pair of oven mitts carefully extracted the tray from the oven. Each little circle of dough was perfectly brown and topped with little bits of blueberry and chocolate chip, just the way Tsukune liked them.

Kurumu took a generous whiff of her newest creation and smiled, "Perfect, there's no way Tsukune won't fall for me after tasting these bad boys... but just to be safe"

She pulled a little bottle emblazoned with a heart out of the front pocket on her floral apron and smiled deviously as she sprinkled it generously on the tray of cookies. A small little smoky pink heart appeared with every drop as Kurumu watched with glee.

This was her special ingredient, concentrated succubus saliva. It had taken a while to concoct the little mixture, but it was worth it. She had been trying for nearly a month now to get Tsukune to notice her, but all of her efforts were in vain which was why she had to take some more... drastic measures.

A succubus kiss was well known to be able to enslave any man, but she had promised to never use her succubus' charm on another man again after she had met Tsukune, but this wasn't succubus charm. Succubus saliva was less of a love potion than it was an aphrodisiac which would trigger a rush of oxytocin and dopamine at the sight of the very first person he saw once it took effect.

Of course, Tsukune being the harem romcom protagonist that he was, she was pretty sure that the very first person he did see wouldn't be her which would then lead to a wacky misadventure that would end up with someone naked which was why this batch had taken so long to make. She had specially formed it to have a timed reaction that would kick in halfway around lunchtime, so that she would have enough time to get Tsukune all to herself and make sure that she was the first to be seen.

Sure, she had promised to never again use her succubus powers, but Tsukune had never made her promise to never drug him which meant that aphrodisiacs were fair game. It was no different than getting him drunk. He could still probably resist if he really wanted to, this was just to make him realize his feelings for her a bit sooner and besides it would wear off in a few hours anyway and after that it could never be used again. The body would've already built up an immunity against it, so she had to make as much use of those few hours as she could

And how useful those hours would be. She imagined it going something like this:

Tsukune took a small bite out of the cookie and looked at her with lustful eyes, "You know, Kurumu. I've never really noticed how beautiful you were until now"

She would remain demure though and give a girlish giggle, "Hehe, you think so?"

He licked the remaining crumbs of his lips as the heat of desire grew in his eyes, "Oh,I know so"

He suddenly stepped forward and grabbed her around the waist before capturing her lips in a furious kiss. Passions as well as clothes were set free as Tsukune got on top ofher and began to...

"Kurumu, are you okay? Your nose is bleeding"

"Huh? What? I mean, yeah I'm alright. So anyway I was in the Home Ec. room making you some cookies when...

"Haah~ It would be so great if that happened" A bright red blush stained Kurumu's cheeks as her little fantasy concluded, "Time to go check on my little key to Tsukune's heart"

Kurumu had been planning this moment for an entire week and had calculated almost every little thing that could go wrong. She had found their schedules, asked Miss Nekonome to make Moka tour the new transfer student around to keep her out of the way and even pre-packed her lunch, so she wouldn't miss a thing. But one thing she hadn't been planning for was the fact that someone was already eating them.

A tall stranger with spiky brown hair, wearing the normal uniform without the tie was sitting right on the countertop with an empty tray of cookies beside him as he was licking crumbs off his fingers. He noticed her staring at him and waved, " 'Sup"

Kurumu could only stare in horror as he dropped the last piece of cookie down his throat and belched as he rubbed his belly.

*Burp sound* "Ah, that was some good stuff. You're pretty good at this you know? Haven't tasted a treat like this in a long~ time"

Kurumu's shoulders began to shake in anger as she growled, "What the hell have you done!?"

The man looked to his left then to his right and noticed that he was the only person left in the room, "Me?"

"Yes, you! Who just waltzes in and eats an entire tray of cookies without asking for permission"

He tilted his head in confusion, "But I did ask remember? And then you just kept on shouting, 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' in that corner over there, so I just thought that you really wanted me to have a cookie"

Crap, did she say that out loud?, "I-I don't remember doing anything like that"

"It's true. I even have a witness, isn't that right Beel?"

A small green tuft of hair slowly made it's way up on top of Oga's head and nodded it's head, "Da"

"See? He remembers"

"... Why is there a baby on your-"

Her question never got answered as he glanced at the time on his watch, "Shit, is it that late already? I need to get going. Thanks for the cookies by the way!" He began to run off towards the main building, quickly becoming smaller and smaller out into the distance.

She tried to run after him, but he was already too far and too fast for her to catch up to so she tried to get at least one of her questions answered, "Wait! I don't even know your name!" She shouted.

He turned back to look at her for a second and shouted back, "It's Oga. Oga Tatsum- Ow! Who the fuck put that rock there?"

And that was how Kurumu's and Oga's first meeting went. All that remained of him was the empty tray of cookies, the pieces of a maiden's shattered dream and the words that were carried in the wind.

"And that Tsukune, is the story of how I met your roommate" Kurumu concluded. She had left out the parts about the whole drugging the cookies with an aphrodisiac thing, but what she said was close enough to the truth.

"But wait, how did you guys meet earlier at the cafeteria then"

"Oh, that? Well-"

"AH! It's you!"

Kurumu's eyes would've recognized that cookie thief anywhere or more exactly she would've recognized the baby on his back anywhere. Her surprise quickly turned into anger as she yelled at him, "You stole my cookies"

"Hey! I didn't steal your cookies. Hell, if I remember right you were practically begging to give it to me. You were all like 'Oh Kami, yes! Do it like that! Ooh, yeah! That's the way! Just lic-"

Kurumu quickly covered his mouth, "Okay, Okay, You didn't steal them just don't say anything else, alright?" People were beginning to give them strange looks.

"Dpheal" He mumbled through the hand. Kurumu took her hand off his mouth and he wiped at it, "Sheesh, sure hope no one else puts their hand on my mouth again today, but anyway if you're that upset about me eating your cookies then how about I offer a trayde" He said with a mischievous grin on his face as he held the plastic cafeteria tray in his hands.

Kurumu tried to stop it at first, but she couldn't help it as a small smile grew on her face, "Heh, you got any other ones like that"

The look on Oga's face after hearing that told her that he did

"So yeah, that's pretty much how it happened. I told a few jokes of my own and then we just keep going. He's not that bad of a guy once you get to know him. Sure, he looks a little thuggish at first, but anyone with a sense of humor's okay in my book"

Tsukune sighed and added 'loves bad puns' to his list of things that he knew about Oga Tatsumi.

"You know, I was really surprised he could even eat lunch after all those cookies he ate this morn-... Oh no"

"What?"

Oga had to give Moka some points. The vampire certainly had style. The glowing lights, trembling earth and growing sense of foreboding as the girl slowly transformed was just too cool to ignore. Her body began floating into the air as lights flashed and Oga saw the transformation happening in front of his very own eyes.

Silver began to creep from the tips of her once pink hair until all of it was pure silver. Her body began changing too, Oga could see her chest and hips filling out a bit as her open mouth grew fangs and as she opened her eyes, they no longer had the same soft and cheerful warmth of before, Instead, they were filled with a steely glint that promised to show all to their place.

Oga would never admit this to anyone, but... Damn, that was so cool. All he got was some creepy ass tattoo, he felt like he was cheated in some way.

Her figure slowly descended from the ground and as she tucked a single stray strand of silver hair behind her ear, he was struck with a strange feeling.

"Ugh", He doubled over as a strange feeling arose from the pit of his stomach. His heart was beating faster, his head was pounding and for some strange reason his body felt extremely warm under the collar. He began to pant as his heart tried to beat out of it's chest. He could only hear the blood thumping in his ears as minutes passed by.

What was he feeling right now? He heard footsteps and saw a pair of shoes tapping against the floor with resounding clacks, slowly approaching him as his heart beat faster and heard the voice of his newest demon parent candidate.

"Um, Would you please tell your child to let go of me?"

It had been weeks since Inner Moka was last let out of her seal, so she was looking forward to some time outside to stretch her legs a bit. What she hadn't been looking forward to was the naked baby wrapped around her waist with eyes that were... were his eyes sparkling?

She was no expert on children by any means, but she was quite sure that normal children didn't do that. She was also quite sure that most kids didn't have green hair, but then again he was a monster's child, so it wasn't that uncommon.

"Da"

Moka stared in confusion, "Da?"

It seemed that she had said the right thing as the child's eyes twinkled even brighter, "Dadadadadadada, DABUUH!"

"... Could you repeat that?"

"DABUUH!"

Moka just gave up by this point and sighed. She wasn't cut out for these sort sort of situations, this was more of her outer self's field than hers. Her true form wasn't exactly what most would consider 'child-friendly' after all.

"Come now, little one. Let's get off Moka-neesan's waist" She tried to grab hold of the child, but he dodged her hands and switched places to her back. She tried to again and he scampered off to her head. She tried once more and now she was around her arms, swinging like a monkey as he stared at her with eyes full of wonder.

She tried to pry him off numerous times after that, but no luck, the child was still there and she was starting to get tired.

"Haah~ Who knew children were so tiring? He's almost as infuriating as Kokoa" She slowly regained her breath until it was back to normal and looked at the child's gleeful face and realized that it wasn't tired in the slightest. Haah, she needed help for this.

She walked over to where Oga lay hunched over and heard his panting. Was there something wrong with him? He had seemed just fine moments ago. Perhaps it was the onset of a cold? Nevertheless she didn't have time to care about him at this moment, the child was starting to get it's drool on her and if he ever started peeing while he was on her body, well... let's just say there would be consequences to pay.

"Um, Would you please tell your child to let go off me?"

Oga raised his head to look at her and she could see a reddish tint on his cheeks as he continued to pant. It seemed like he had a fever.

"Ha, Haah~ Beel get off of her" Oga said.

The child looked at him with regretful eyes, "Da dabu da, Aiiiiii!"

"No means no, Beel. Besides I haven't even tested her yet"

"Da?"

"Yes, I'll accept her as a candidate now"

At this the sparkle came back in the baby's eyes in full force as he swung off her arm with a practiced ease and landed right on Oga's back.

"Dabu!"

Moka felt that it was time to say something about this test, "What are you going to test me for exactly?"

Oga seemed shaky, but he managed to stand upright and after a few deep breaths, he looked her straight in the eye, "To see how well you can fight"

Moka couldn't help, but chuckle a bit at that, "Ha! You want to fight me? Just look at yourself, you can barely stand. It would be shameful of me to beat up an ill man"

"Shut up and fight already" Oga said as he panted, "Or are you too chicken?"

"Oooooh" Beel said from his perch on Oga's back.

"...What did you just call me?"

"I said, are you gonna fight or are you too chic-" Oga didn't have the time to taunt her any further as he blocked a kick coming straight towards his head, the force alone causing the air pressure to blow his hair away.

"Know your place, you insolent delinquent!" She quickly drew her leg back and raised it back high in the air before slamming it down on Oga's raised arm.

A vicious smile appeared on Oga's face, "Now that's more like it" Oga countered with his own punch which was blocked in return.

"Tch" Moka hated to say it, but this Mad Dog Oga had quite a punch. She could already feel a bruise forming. It was no wonder that he had been the strongest at their school. They traded blows a few more times as a smirk grew on her face. This would be fun.

A punch here, a kick there and a jab to the left. Normal people couldn't even begin to comprehend what they were seeing, such was the speed of the two fighters. Almost every time she'd attack she'd receive an attack in return which would then be either blocked or dodged. Neither of them had managed to land a clean hit the entire fight.

Executing a quick turning side to the midsection, Oga was forced back against the wall even though his guard was still up, "Is that, Haah, all you got?"

Even with his injuries, the man still had the nerve to taunt her. Moka quickly rushed over and kicked him into the wall, the crash could be heard all around as the crater formed with Oga in the middle of it. Luckily, it seemed the child had shifted places just in time to avoid being squashed and was now slapping Oga awake.

The man slowly stood up and brushed the rubble of his shoulder as he gave her a cocky smile, "Lucky shot"

Moka gave him her own arrogant smirk as she rushed over again to deliver the finishing blow. Causing the dust to fly up due to the force of the kick as it hit the wall. She waited for the dust to settle and see the bloodied face of Oga embedded into the wall, but as she got a clearer sight, no one was there.

"How do, Haah, you like my Instant Transmission?"

She quickly turned behind her and saw Oga smiling like an idiot as he pressed two fingers against his head.

"You're a moron, you know that?"

"A moron that's beating you" He quickly tried to grab a hold of her and managed to rip off some off her clothes, but Moka had raised her leg just in time to hit him square in the chin. Moka had noticed it before, but Oga no longer had the same speed and ferocity as his early attacks. It had gradually lessened over the course of the fight until Moka could now easily block his attacks with minimal pain. Pity, perhaps if he hadn't been sick it would've been a more equal fight, but ask he was now he stood no chance of beating her.

He had given her one of the best fights she had had in a long time though. Gin had been fast, but there was no real force to his attacks and his power varied with the moon. Oga,however, had countered blow for blow and had even managed to injure her, but all good things must come to an end sooner or later.

Oga was still conscious, that much she could see, but he was having trouble getting back up. He truly did deserve the title 'Mad Dog Oga' He had been a ferocious fighter that had managed to shake off even her most powerful kicks, but now it was time for the finishing blow.

She sat on his belly button, his center of gravity to prevent him from getting back up and smiled, "Know your place, yet?"

He glared at her and Moka could see that there was still fire in his eyes as he tried pushing himself up.

"Dadabuda... Ai" Beel said solemnly, performing an intricate dance before bowing and then pointing at her.

Oga looked at Beel and then looked at her, a strange look in his eyes, "Haah~ Fine you pass, now will you get off me?"

Moka felt a sense of triumph for a second and smirked, but she still didn't get up, "First thing's first. What benefits do I get from passing this test of yours?"

"Well first I have to ask you a question"

"And that would be?"

The doors to the locker room suddenly opened, shedding light to their surroundings, the forms of two very distinct people standing in the doorway.

Kurumu and Tsukune had heard the crash as the building shook and had raced towards the gym immediately. What they found was a surprise to Tsukune, but was exactly what Kurumu had been fearing.

The two teenagers were sweaty, panting and red in the face. That coupled with the fact that the silver haired vampire was currently sitting on a panting Oga who seemed to be trying to thrust upwards led them to one conclusion.

"Oh no, we're too late" Kurumu screamed as she watched their forms glistening with sweat and panting breaths.

"Inner Moka-what-wher-How-why?" Tsukune seemed to be having a mental breakdown.

"Just relax Tsukune. I'll just glomp you again later" Kurumu said as she slowly led the boy out of the room before giving them one last look, "We'll uh... give you two some privacy"

Moka seemed confused for a moment, "Give us some privacy? What on earth are you-" It was at this moment that everything clicked together. Their current physical state, the position they were in and the fact that they had chosen the gym storage room to hide in, a place renowned for being a hideout for hormanal teenagers to have sex and realised what they thought had just happened.

"Wait! This isn't what it looks like!"

"Ahem" Oga coughed from under Moka, drawing the attention of all three of them, "Anyway, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted" He said, throwing a glare Tsukune and Kurumu's way.

"Will you, Akashiya Moka, become Beel's mother?"

AN: Boom, this was finally done. Hahahaha! You guys have no idea how long this took for me to write out properly. First there were all the projects for school then the training for Taekwondo which by the way is how I know all the kicks that were in this story and just damn writer's block for a good long while, but I'm back and hopefully will be able to update much sooner next time.

If you guys ever feel like a chapter is late or something, don't be afraid to message me. I'll tell you when I might have it done although that is a very very very rough estimation, so don't place too much hope on that. I've planned out the basics of the story by now like how I want the characters to develop and what kind of role they will play and have figured out the best way to involve the seven deadly sins in this story.

Anyway that's enough ranting from me for now, but here's a question for future chapters, If you could choose any character from the Beelzebub world to get in the story, who would it be and why?

I've already decided most of who will get to go in, but if you guys can give me a good enough reason then I might just add them in, so bye for now!

And remember to review,favorite and follow-Aleandros137