——R! GIR, I told you NOT to repair the humans' FILTH machine of...FILTH!! I—EH? WHAT IS IT DOING??! It's repeating everything I SAY, except not...REPEATING IT!
YAAAAAAAY!!! IT'S GONNA BE MY FRIEND!
PHEW! The drive automatically backed itself up! I haven't lost any of my stories!
BE QUIET, PIGGY CREATURE! You're supposed to be begging for your LIFE!
PIGGY!!!
WE'LL NEVER BEG, ALIEN SCUM!! YOU MAY HAVE SUSPENDED US IN A TANK OF PLASMIC LIQUID IN ORDER TO PERFORM HORRIBLE TESTS ON US, BUT——
I already KNOW that! Why are you SAYING it?
...I have NO idea.
Hey, this's GREAT! With Dib keeping up his involuntary narration, we can continue to do our report! Granted, it'll be a bit harder to post on the website now that we're——
HEY! You're doing it TOO!
Doing what?
Doin' doin' doin' doin' doin' doin' dooooooooo...
HMMMM! Perhaps my first test should be investigating the DNA that causes humans to feel the need to say things out loud...
Ford Prefect wondered the same thing, once, when he was learning about the Earth. His two theories were, first, that if humans didn't constantly exercise their lips their mouths would seize up, and second, that if humans didn't constantly exercise their lips, their BRAINS started working.
...Where do you GET this stuff?
I'Z THE EMUS!!! THEY TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENIN' TOO!
It's AMAZING! Even I, ZIIIIM, hadn't thought of that, but it must OBVIOUSLY be true!
HEY! On behalf of the human race, I'm OFFENDED!
YAAAAAAY OFFENDING!!!!!!
...But that means I don't need to look at your DNA to figure it out...CURSE YOOOOOOOU!!!!
Ehh...that means you can let us go now, right?
Yeah, sure——I MEAN, OF COURSE NOT!! Hmmmmmmm...perhaps I can do a test to...SEE WHAT MAKES UP YOUR FILTHY EARTH BRAINS, SO I CAN EVALUATE WHETHER YOU WOULD BE A THREAT WERE YOU TO STOP TALKING!!!!
NOOOO! NOT MY BRAIN!!! Quick, Crackpot, do you know the parts that constitute the brain?! Maybe we can hold him off if we just tell him!!
Welllllllll, I DO know a lot of the major parts to the tune of "Camptown Ladies"...
I'm charging up the laser dissector beam now! Lah dee dah de dahh...
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SING IT!!!!!!
It's from a cartoon, though...you keep telling me not to do things from cartoons...
Oh look, it's fifty percent charged! Soon the insides of your hideous human heads will be strewn across my operating table! Aaah, the sweet stink of victory. Doo de doo de doo...
HE'S GOING TO TAKE OUR BRAINS OUT!!!!!! THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH!!!!
Hey, that reminds me of a line from that stupid "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" movie: "I admire your brain, Moriarty. In fact, I admire it so much I'd like to have it pickled and sent to the London Research Academy."
I DON'T CARE ABOUT MOVIE TRIVIA!!! JUST DO IT!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!
Are you suuuure?
Doo de doo de doo de doo...Hey, it's fully charged!
YES I'M SURE!!!!
All righty then!
"Neo cortex, frontal lobe,
BRAINSTEM, BRAINSTEM,
Hippocampus, neural node,
Right hemisphere."
Ehh?
"Pons and cortex visual,
BRAINSTEM, BRAINSTEM,
Sylvian fissure, pineal,
Left hemisphere.
"Cerebellum left, cerebellum right,
Synapse hypothalamus,
Triatum dendrite."
WHEEEEEE!!!!! IT'S SINGIN' TIME!!
Bum bum dum bum bum bum dum...
Ahhhhhh, that was an amusing diversion, but now let us get to the dissecTIONNN!!!
WHY DID YOU STOPP?!?!?
This's the musical interlude!!! I forget the words if I don't pause for the musical interlude! Now start humming the tune!
But I don't want to——
Lower the lasersss!!
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM NOW GET BACK TO WORRRRRRRK!!!
All RIGHT! You don't have to YELL!
"Axon fibers, matter gray,
BRAINSTEM, BRAINSTEM,
Central tegmental pathway,
Tempural lobe.
"White core matter, forebrain, skull,
BRAINSTEM, BRAINSTEM,
Central fissure, cord spinal,
Parietal.
"Pia mater,
Meningea vein,
Medulla oblongata and lobe limbic,
Microelectrodes—
—Naaaaaarf—
THE BRAIN!!!"
The end.
Aaaaaaaaah, that was quite INFORMATIVE! I had no IDEA that humans had eight brainstems! And what was that organ you called a—"Narf"?
I wanna hear a song about a moose!
And all my friends thought it was pointless that I memorized that song!
This is an incredible amount of data! It's a lot EASIER than cutting your heads open—even easier than cutting open DIB'S head, which is abnormally large and creates a bigger target!
Crackpot, I'm NEVER going to insult your vast knowledge of the obscure AGAIN.
You better STICK to that promise, "Charlie Brown".
Wha——
You know many things, earth slime. Tell me MOOOOORE!
I know the fifty states and their capitals to "Turkey in the Straw", as well as all the countries in the world as of 1993 to a——waaaaaait, this's sounding like SELF-INSERTION AGAIN!!! Oh noooo!!!
A heebewawhat now?
I'm not going to sing anymore! Everyone else say interesting things so it doesn't look like I'm the central character! 'CUS I'M NOT!!!
Of COURSE you aren't! ZIIIIIM is the awesomest!!
"Awesomest" isn't a word.
Heh? Well...well, neither is BIG-HEADED!!
...Actually, I'm pretty sure that's a word.
YOUR HEAD IS BIG!
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..."Aaaaaaah...this wasn't the wish I had in mind." Yakko Warner, "Wakko's Wish".
I wanna make biscuits! Do YOU wanna make biscuits?
Yes...yes, in fact, I DO. Can you let me out of this tank?
YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!! Doody doody doody doooooo...YAAAAAAAY!!!!
Thanks. Hmm...what should we do about those two?
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I don' think they WANT biscuits.
I s'pose you're right. Zim got any chocolate chips upstairs?
EEEEEE-YAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
I'll take that as a yes. Let's go!
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