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CHAPTER FOUR

Quickly doing a 360 kick spin, Sakura knocked the projectile object straight into a huge rock.

"What…" Said Sakura

"The…." Stated Inner

"Hell…" Sakura and her inner finished together, while the object was yowling in pain.

"Is that what I think it is?" Inner screamed

"It depends…..are you seeing a stuffed rat….SCREAMING IT'S HEAD OFF!" Sakura and Inner yelled the last part in unison, merging their voices to create one that was scary as hell.

The screaming "thing" immediately shut up, picking up the fact that the comment was obviously directed at him.

"That shut him up." Inner said with a smirk.

"What the fuck kind of thing are you, I mean a talking stuffed animal? And what the fucking hell were you trying to do?" Sakura screamed at the terrified stuffed animal.

"Hey, first off I am not a 'thing'! I am a lion, and my name is Kon!" He yelled.

"Well, Kon, what the hell were you doing!" Sakura screamed.

"Is it so wrong to make sure a pretty woman's beautiful, round….perky…large…." Kon started to drool and zone out staring at Sakura's "assets."

"Damnit Kon, if you don't get your ass over here right now, I'll tell Taichou get you! You know how pissed he would be!" Sakura heard a female voice yelling.

Sakura couldn't help but smirk at Kon, who was now cowering in fear at the fast approaching reiatsu.

"Kon…..do you know how much trouble you are in? Kenpachi is going to be pissed at you!" Said a girl, who looked about Sakura's age, happily.

Kon's eyes got wide with fear.

"Y-y-you wouldn't t-tell him would y-you?" Kon said, now shaking with fear.

"Nope…. if you clean my room!"

"W-what! But you are a!" Screamed Kon.

"Well…that's too bad ain't it!" The girl said cheerily.

Sakura finally got a good look at the girl. She had almost the same build as she had, however she was about an inch taller than sakura, who stood at 5'5. She also looked like a long ranger fighter because, as opposed to Sakura, she didn't have many scars (not that Sakura looked scared up like Kenpachi, but this girl was flawless, not one scar) and seemed a bit less toned than her. "She must be really fast." Sakura thought.

The girl had a very unique look, especially with her silvery, blue hair. "I shouldn't be talking…I'm the one with pink hair" Sakura thought.

As she continued to look at the beautiful girl standing before her she noticed her outfit. The girl wore a black halter top with a short white vest, and black arm warmers, with white edges. She also wore black hakama pants and a red obi around her waist. She had a sword, who's hilt was a beautiful turquoise which matched her eyes. It was about this time that Sakura's acute heating picked up a chime, as she honed in on the noise she discovered it came from an elegantly crafted bell on the girl's choker necklace. The choker also had a beautiful fleur de lis, handcrafted from crystal hanging alongside the bell.

"Oh! I'm sorry who are you?" The girl asked happily.

"Sakura, you?"

"I'm Shiori Inuzuri! Nice to meet you." Said Shiori with a huge smile and an outstretched hand.

At the moment Sakura shook this girl's hand, she felt her powerful reiatsu.

"She must be a Shinigami." Sakura thought.

"You're right…the uniform and sword…she must be!" Said Sakura's inner.

"So what are you doing out here Shiori-san?" Asked Sakura.

"Just call me Shiori! Oh, and I was just getting this idiot who seems to STILL BE DROOLING!" Shiori said the last part loudly.

Kon then closed his mouth and focused on the conversation.

"Well, you can call me Sakura!" Sakura said happily.

"OK! Sorry about Kon….he is a bit of a pervert..." Shiori replied looking down at her ample bosom, and pulling her vest to cover her chest a bit more.

"No problem…I had some of those where I came from….I even had a fanclub!" Sakura said while laughing.

"No way!" Screamed Shiori. "I have one in the Seireitei!"

"Really!" Replied Sakura while laughing even harder.

"Yup! I think we'll be great friends! I would love to stay, but Taichou will kill me if I'm late!" Replied Shiori.

"That's alright; I hope I see you again so we can talk!" Said Sakura cheerily.

"OK then, bye Sakura-chan!" Yelled Shiori, as she sped off with Kon in a death grip.

"Bye!" Sakura screamed.

Sakura quickly got all the herbs she needed to make her medicine, and a few extras to make other medicines. She found a nice round rock with an indention in the middle and another stone. Sakura put all the ingredients into the indention and ground them together. She channeled her chakra into the mixture to rid it of any bacteria and to mix it evenly. She also mixed together different herbs to make some healing ointments, and other useful meds for burns, blood clotting, etc. She then headed to the cabin to present her "apology" gift.

***Ulquiorra's POV***

"Okay…..if she isn't back in 30 minutes I'll just have to go look for her." Ulquiorra finally decided. "Gah! Why do I even care for a weak little human girl….WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FEELING?" Ulquiorra screamed inside his head, leaving a calm exterior of course.

***Normal POV***

As half an hour passed Ulquiorra Started to painfully lift himself up, using his arms. Just he was about to let his feet touch the wooden floor, the door slammed open and he heard the unmistakable voice of Sakura yelling, "What the hell are you doing sitting up, you are supposed to be resting! If you don't, even though I healed you, your wounds will re-open because the skin is thin in that area, plus your bones will fracture because they haven't had time to heal naturally, just with my chakra, I may have been the best medic in Konoha even surpassing Tsunade-sama, but I am not a miracle worker!"

Ulquiorra's eyes were as big as dinner plates by the time she had finished her rant about his health.

Sakura then realized she had been screaming at the poor man and she quickly apologized.

"Oh my gosh…I'm sorry! I was just going to give you my apology! I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you, I'm just really concerned about your health for some reason, I'm really sorry I didn't mean to scream my head off to you, and please don't be mad and-

"Ok…..she's apologizing…(apology in background)…and apologizing…(apologizing)…still apologizing…" Ulquiorra was thinking.

"I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU!" Ulquiorra screamed out loud.

Sakura immediately stopped apologizing and stared at the poor guy, If you thought his eyes were big when she yelled…..well let's not go there.

"Shit, no wait, that sounds weird, that's not what I meant, I j-just meant, well not like that it's just that, n-not like that….I mean-

It was about that time that Sakura burst out laughing harder than she ever had before.

"You, hahaha…..should… (Laughing)…have seen… (Laughing)….your face! She said between laughs, and gasps for air.

"That's n-not what I meant!" Ulquiorra yelled completely destroying his calm exterior-ness."

While sakura was rolling on the floor laughing, Inner was clutching her sides laughing as well.

As Ulquiorra watched the pink headed girl roll around the floor laughing hysterically he couldn't help but curse himself. "I cannot believe I just said that!" He screamed in his head.

"I hope you realize I will never let you live that down!" Sakura said while standing up, and wiping tears of laughter from her eyes. "I get what you're saying though, I feel it too."

"Anyway, sorry for blowing up at you…twice." Said sakura while handing him a vile of green-ish liquid.

"What is it?"

"It's a pain killer; don't act all tough, I know it hurts like a bitch."

As Ulquiorra lifted the vile to take a drink, he caught a whiff of it….and immediately shut his mouth and handed it back. "No." Was his simple reply.

"listen mister, you are going to drink this if it kills you…..no wait, well whatever open up." Said sakura.

As Ulquiorra said 'no' sakura took the opportunity to shove the bottle into his mouth and pour the liquid down his throat.

While Ulquiorra was choking, sakura went to get more wood for the fire which was almost out. When she walked in she noticed Ulquiorra was glaring at her with a glare that said "if I was able to fucking walk, I would slam your head into the nearest table."

Why the hell are you glaring at me?"

"That was the foulest thing I have ever had the displeasure of tasting." Was Ulquiorra's response to her.

"Ah, but you will notice you feel no pain in your abdomen!" Sakura stated happily.

"This is going to be a long day…" Ulquiorra thought as he heard Sakura saying "See I told you it would work!"

"Crazy…..defiantly crazy." Thought Ulquiorra in response.