To Annoy the Cullens
By: Alunamai, Animeangel41, and Acullen4ever
Chapter Four: Things To Annoy Edward Cullen With Pt 4
76 Sing the pokemon song
"What in the hell is the pokemon song?"
"You'll see!" Acullen said, as she looked for the cd in his vast collection. "For someone who claims not to know the song… you sure did use this cd a lot!" All three girls start to laugh.
77 Make him watch pokemon for 24 hours straight
"There is no way on earth you are making me watch that!"
"Want to bet?" Aluna asked as she popped the disk into the DVD player. "EMMETT?"
"Yes, Aluna?" Emmett said popping his head into Edwards room.
"Hold him please."
"Of course."
78 Tell him that Bella ended up deciding that she wants Jake more
79 Tell him that Bella lost her virginity to Jake
80 Get Emmett to sing Barbie girl
"My pleasure!" Emmett said. "I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world…"
81 get Emmett to dress up as Bella and lay on his bed with Bella under it.
82 Tell him that there is a fan club out side
83 and that Alice made it up
84 Make him wear a dress
85 scream directly into his ear
86 take him to Disneyland
87 and make him ride the tea cups
88 and make him ride the It's A Small World After All…
89 then be sure to have the ride stop somewhere in the middle
90 and that the music on the ride doesn't stop
91 have him ride the tower of terror… wait, never mind… he might like that
92 kidnap Bella
93 and when he comes for her tell him he needs to change her
94 tell him your pregnant and that it's his
"That would never work!"
"We'll see about that." Aluna stated as she crossed the room and turned on the tea kettle.
95 make him dress the drag and do the hula
"Now that would be entertaining." Animeangel said quietly.
96 Tell him that he looks like cedric diggory from harry potter…. Oh wait that's who plays him… lol
97 Tell him that he speaks gibberish every time he speaks a foreign language…
98 Challenge him is a piano duel… no we don't know what that is
99 Make sure he loses then rub it in!
and for the finally!
100 Lock him in a room with Aro and a very extremely hyper Alice! Lets see how long they survive!
A/N: Okay… Now that Edward is done how about we start on Carlisle… anyone with ideas please pm us!
Reviews are always welcomed!