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Title: that's a pretty jacket you've got
Author/Artist: ohwhatsherface
Pairing: Uchiha Sasuke x Haruno Sakura
Fandom: Naruto
Theme: other world, #39 snow queen
Word Count: 669
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warning: USAGE OF THE 'GUY GIVES GIRL HIS JACKET' CLICHÉ
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They are an odd and unexpected trio.
They are a demon hunter and a priestess and a fox demon.
They share a common goal and that is to stop the Akatsuki from freeing the Nine Destruction Demons who they would have under their control, helping them to gain rule over the Realms.
"Why is it so cold?!"
The fox demon sighs loudly.
He is Naruto Uzumaki and is one of the few Cursed who were used as containers for the Destruction Demons at birth. He is blond and blue-eyed and loud and cheerful. He is smiley and caring and affectionate and always protects his friends no matter what.
"Ugh, guys!"
The dark-haired demon hunter who never seems to truly hunt all demons like his job says he is supposed to, and the green-eyed priestess who is not exactly as kind and as gentle as most priestesses usually are, both pointedly ignore their dumb blond fox demon friend.
"Seriously!"
The demon hunter twitches in annoyance.
His name is Sasuke Uchiha and he has dark hair and dark eyes, his pale complexion making a contrast against his features. He is quiet and contemplative and dashingly handsome. He is strong and loyal and above all, vengeful.
"It's freezing!"
The priestess rolls her eyes.
She is Sakura Haruno. She has beautiful and rare pink hair and bright clear eyes. She is not like most priestesses who simply bless and heal because she was taught by Tsunade-sama and therefore she is able to fight.
"This is—"
The priestess finally snaps and whacks the demon over the head with her staff and then presses an ofuda of sorts against the forehead of the blond, taking away his ability to speak with some of her spiritual powers.
'HEY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!'
His lips move but no words come out.
Neither the demon hunter nor the priestess pays him heed though so his words are ignored.
The demon hunter smirks at the silence and crosses his arms over his chest because even though he did not verbally agree with the fox demon—
It was freezing.
"It is because you are used to the warmth of the Fire Realm," says the priestess.
The priestess is not reading his mind, the demon hunter realizes after a moment, but is providing an answer for the complaints the fox demon made earlier.
She steps through the snow but does not sink in, unlike her companions. The priestess turns her head and smiles rather maliciously to try and scare the two of them but makes no effect because one kills demons for a living and one is a demon.
"We are in the domain of the Snow Queen now."
The demon hunter looks at her coolly.
"Hn."
'IT'S STILL REALLY COLD YOU TWO! AND SAKURA-CHAN, CAN I TALK YET?!'
The demon hunter and the priestess and the fox demon walk through the while cold mountains of the Snow Realm, trying to find another dormant portal. The one that they came through to get to the Snow Realm was shattered after they passed through it in order to get away from pursuing Akatsuki members.
He glances at the priestess who is leading them around, momentarily wondering how she knew so much about all of the Realms.
He notices her shiver.
Ah, the demon hunter muses, it appears that the priestess found that it was freezing as well—
"You are cold," he says monotonously.
'WE'RE ALL COLD YOU MORON!'
The priestess looks back at him because he is the only one able to talk. Her face turns reddish and the demon hunter is not sure if it is because she is just that cold or because she is blushing.
It is probably the latter—
"I am fine," the priestess replies defiantly.
'YOU LIE SAKURA-CHAN!'
"Hn."
The demon hunter unbuckles the front of his warm cape and takes it off. He throws it over her shoulders.
She looks back at him to thank him.
He looks away shyly.
'KISS HER YOU DUMBASS!'
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Oh scoreage, tomorrow is Halloween! I'm gonna be a witch…LIKE THE PAST BUNCH OF YEARS OF MY LIFE. Sigh.