Discord and Twilight the Musical # 2
Prince Blue Blood :
You've been dreaming, just one dream
Nearly all your
life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be
some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me!
This equation, girl
plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses
too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with
me!
Prince Blue Blood :
We'll be raising sons
galore
Twilight :
Inconceivable!
Prince Blue Blood :
Each built six foot
four!
Twilight:
Unbelievable!
Prince Blue Blood :
Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!
Twilght:
I'm not hearing this!
Prince Blue Blood:
You'll be keeping house
with pride!
Twilight:
Just incredible!
Prince Blue Blood :
Oh so
gratified
Twilght:
So unweddable!
Prince Blue Blood:
That you are a part of this
idyllic scene.
Prince Blue Blood:
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge,
my latest
kill roasting over the fire,
my little wife massaging my feet, while
the
little ones play on the floor with the dogs.
We'll have six or
seven!
Twilight:
Dogs?
Gaston:
No, Belle! Strapping boys...like
me!
Belle:
Imagine that!
Prince Blue Blood:
I can see that we will share
All
that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You
are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in
life are...
All's well that ends with me!
Escape me? There's no
way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
Belle, when you marry...
Prince Blue Blood:
So Belle,
what would it be?
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?
Twilight :
I...I just
don't deserve you!
Prince Blue Blood:
Who does?
ME!