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You know what happens first. Roxas wakes up from another dream. "Right...promise" he looked at his hand. "What a mess" he groaned, scratching the back of his head. He was about to head to the usual spot, but some person throwing bricks at windows told him to go to the sandlot. Run, run run run run, he's there. Around the sandlot, people are on the ground, on the buildings and in between in which they were on the buildings, but fell off. On the sides, Olette and Pence stood. "Who're you gonna root for?" Pence asked. "Both of them, silly" Olette answered. Just then, people started to throw grenades in the air and pretend they were fireworks.
On the stand stood a fat guy who must've been the announcer. "Ladies and gentlemen, Struggle-fiends of Twilight Town! Time for the summer's most sizzling clash. That's right! Today is the day for the Struggle and title match! The tournament in which kids are allowed to publicly abuse each other without getting busted for it! Who will break through the ranks and take on our champion Setzer?" he asked. "Seifer, y'know!" Rai answered before Seifer hit him in the back of the head. "And who will leave today, as our new Struggle Champion?" he asked. "Hayner, Roxas!" Pence and Olette cheered with less enthusiasm than the crowd. "Setzeeeerrrrr!" some crazed fangirls that I doubt were really supposed to be in the game screamed as Setzer walked onto the stand. "Yes, the crowd is fired up, so you should know what comes next: Let's STRUGGLE!" the crowd cheered.
More grenades went up into the air and soon, dead birds began to rain down on people. "Time to introduce today's combatants...well you should know who they are, so lets get it on!" the other guy said. Hayner and Roxas were up first. The annoucer handed them their clubs and left them to kill each other...er I mean Struggle. Hayner turned to Roxas and threatenly pointed his club at him. Roxas sighed and looked to him. "Hey, sorry about yesterday" Roxas said with a cute little face only a mother and fangirls could love. "What? You still worried about that?" Hayner asked. "You need to learn to let that stuff go" he stopped. "What? He didn't seem to let go of it yesterday the jerk!" Roxas thought in his mind while trying to keep a sady sad face. "I've got alot on my mind" Roxas explained. "Sorry man" Hayner apologized. "Wait, what am I sorry for?" he smiled. "You should be apologizing for how you acted you bastard!" Roxas yelled in his mind, but smiled on the outside.
They both got in their fighting stances and charged at each other. After a bunch of hitting and grabbing each others balls (Don't have a sick mind now!) Roxas came out on top. "And the winner is, Roxas!" the announcer guy raised his hand, but we already know that. He ran over to Hayner who looked dead on the ground, but was still alive. "I can't believe I lost" he groaned. He got up and sighed. "I guess I taught you well" he turned to Roxas. "Train me? All you did was make me run five miles each morning in my underwear!" Roxas said in his mind. "I had alot of fun fighting you" he smiled. "Yeah, well I didn't, wise guy" Hayner crossed his arms and pouted. "Hey, lets find a way to cheer you up" Roxas put a hand to his shoulder. "Nah! That's all right" Hayner 'fake' punched Roxas. "Yeah, that never gets old" Roxas mumbled.
"Outta the way" Seifer walked onto the stand. "You in a rush to lose?" Hayner asked. Roxas turned to the side and jumped back to find Vivi standing there. Vivi looked up at Roxas and giggled a creepy giggle. A few minutes later, the fight began. Before Seifer could do anything, Vivi was already mercilessly beating him down like there was no tomorrow. "How did Vivi get so tough?" Hayner asked, but Roxas shook his head. "I have to go up against that!" Roxas shivered. After the fight, Vivi walddled off the stage. "That's not Vivi" Seifer walked up to Roxas with a black eye, sprained arm, and a neck brace. "Thrash 'em" he walked to the stairs. "I think I'm gonna be sick" Roxas suddenly turned pale.
"Looks like Seifer dropped out, so you're in third place" the announcer said to Hayner. "I am? Oh, baby!" Hayner cheered. "Aw, you don't have to call me that" the announcer blushed. Roxas automatically gagged in the trashcan next to them. The announcer handed Roxas and Vivi their clubs. "Keep it clean, fellas. We don't want any guts or blood getting on anybody" he said. "Gee, that makes me feel alot better" Roxas mumbled. And so, Roxas tried hard to keep from getting a beat down from the 9-year-old so he could stay alive for another day. Luckily, Vivi tripped and Roxas was able to beat all the orbs outta him. But before he could give a final blow, time stopped. A kid was still in the air, a dog was still relieving itself on a fire hydrant, a kid was still vomiting in a trashcan. You get the idea!
Vivi got up and turned into one of those jumpsuit creatures while others came down. "Again?" Roxas complained. His club turned into the Keyblade. "Again?" Roxas looked down at it. He beat them down and finished the last one off when he suddenly heard clapping. He turned around to a person in a black coat. "Roxas. All right. Fight fight fight" he walked over. "You look so sexy when you do that" he stepped onto the stage. "You really don't remember? It's me! You know, Axel" Axel took off his hood to reveal a redhaired hot guy. "Axel?" Roxas raised an eyebrow. "Talk about blank with a capital B" Axel groaned. "Man oh man, even the Dusks can't crack this one" Axel took out his chakrams. "Oh, thanks for your underwear, Roxy!" Axel took out a bag that had his underwear in it. "Wait a second, you sent those things after me to get my underwear!" Roxas stepped back. "Well, I wanted a picture of you, but your underwear, these photos of your hot body, and this hair is good enough!" Axel smiled. Roxas stepped back.
"But, back to business" Axel put the stuff away. "Wait a sec, tell me what's going on?" Roxas demanded. "This town is his creation, right? Which means we don't have time for a Q & A. You're coming with me, concious or not, then you'll hear the story" Axel prepared to fight. "But, I like Q & A! Can't we do that instead of fighting?" Roxas stepped back. The world began to get all wobbly and weird. "Uh-oh" Axel looked around. "What's going on!" Roxas threw his Keyblade a foot away from Axel out of anger. "You weren't trying to hit me, were you?" Axel looked at him with sad sady eyes. "No, not really" Roxas shook his head. "And that's why I love you!" Axel smiled like a chibi would with the cute blushing and everything. The Keyblade reappeared in Roxas's hands. "Okay fine!" Roxas got ready to fight.
After getting a few blisters and burns, the fight was over. "See, I went easy on you because wuv you" Axel smiled. "Well, uh, thanks" Roxas scratched the back of his head. Suddenly, out of some digital stuff, DiZ showed up. "So it was you who was holding my Roxy hostage!" Axel growled. He twirled his chakrams as they heated up and threw them at DiZ, but a force field protected them. "Roxas, this man is a big meanie" DiZ turned to Roxas. "Roxas, I love and I think you're hot!" Axel said. "Roxas!" DiZ yelled. "Roxas!" Axel called. Soon, it was just a jamberie of yelling "Roxas!" as their voices got all blurry. "Hayner, Pence, Olette" Roxas covered his ears. "Hayner! Pence! Olette! I think I'm gay!" Roxas bursted out to the sky. Time unfroze and Vivi fell to the ground. Everybody was cheering for Roxas, not even noticing what happened. Roxas just stayed quiet for the rest of the time. "Roxas?" Hayner poked at him. "Setzeeeerrrr!" Olette yelled with the rest of the fangirls. "Oh, I mean. Go get 'em Roxas" Olette smiled nervously to the others. "Hey, Rucksack" Setzer turned to Roxas after they were given their clubs. "How'd you like to throw the match? I'll make it worth your while" Setzer asked. "Get real!" Roxas growled. Finally, the last match was over when Roxas ripped off Setzer's pants to expose his chocobo underwear. Everybody was cheering Roxas's name like there was no end. "Just smile and wave" Roxas said cooly in his mind. Once Roxas was handed the belt, he held it up and then put it around his hips. "Well his is weird" Roxas shook his hips and the belt fell down. He blushed.