Do You Like Waffles-Parry Gripp
Huge thanks to VampireSongWriter for suggesting this song! This one might be a lot shorter than some of the other chapters…It's a song that's 30 seconds long…Not much material to work with…
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Adam- Kris, I'm hungry!
Kris- Adam…I'm trying to cook…
Adam- Kris…Smelling the food is making me even hungrierer…
Angel- Adam, just shut up and wait like everyone else…
Adam- But I can't!
Kris- Adam. My iPod is on the table…Play with it…Do whatever…I really don't care…
Adam- FINE! *grabs iPod and shuffles songs* AHHHH!!!!
Lila-
What now?
Adam- This song makes me hungry…
Angel- Then change it…
Adam- I can't…
Danny- Why not…?
Adam- Uh…the screen went all black and it, like, won't do anything…
Allison- Adam…You locked the freaking thing…
Adam- Oh…All better! *singing along to song no one else heards* Yeah we like waffles…Yeah we like pancakes…Yeah we like French toast…WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES!
LIla- Ugh…Adam…shut up, you're making me hungry…
Danny- I thought that was why you wanted to change the song…
Adam- I said it was making me hungry. I never said anything about changing it!
Caylee- Great…
Adam-
Yeah we like waffles!
Allison- Adam, isn't that song only 30
seconds?
Adam- Yeah…your point?
Allison- How's it still on?
Adam-
I put it on repeat!
Angel- Oh God…
Adam- Uh oh…
Kris- Adam, what did you do now?
Adam- Umm…I didn't do it, okay! The screen went blank again!
Allison- Adam, the battery died…
Adam- Oh…
Allison- …I'll go plug it in…
Adam- Fine…*hums Do You Like Waffles*
Lila- No, I hate Do You Like Waffles…
Kris- *holding plate of waffles* Oh…I guess I should make something else then…What about pancakes?
Laptop- Yeah, we like pancakes!
Kris- Great…*goes back to cooking*
Allison- Sorry! It says that its corrupted or something…It wants me to reset it...I'll just check the website!
Adam- NO! Wait! I know how to do it!
Danny, Allison, Lila, Angel, and Caylee- NO! ADAM! DON'T!
Kris- Okay. The pancakes are finally-ADAM! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?
Adam- Um…I tried to fix your iPod…
Kris- Then why is it in 100 pieces on the floor?!?
Adam- That's what the guy at the Apple store told me to do! Wait! Maybe I'm confused…Yeah, actually I think that's what Gene Simmons told me to do with that guitar…
Kris- So that's why you threw my iPod against the wall?!? Adam, you are an idiot!
Lila- And you think we didn't already know that…
Adam- I'm sorry Kris! I'll do anything you want! I-I'll take you out on a date! I'll kiss you! I'll have sex with you! Anything!
Kris- Er…Adam…How about you stick to buying me a new iPod?
Adam- Fine…You're no fun…
