JPOV
I scanned through the note, it said:
You've just been pranked by the prank master! Look up!
My stomach lurched. It was Emmett all along. I looked up to see a bucket of custard tipping over from a branch. I didn't have time to get away, even with my vampire speed. The custard slopped all over me. On my head, the clothes Alice bought me, my shoes. My phone was probably dead now. The custard oozed down my body. I lifted up my hand, clenching it into a fist. I saw Emmett jump down in front of me, and then he fell over and laughed. His laughter could probably be heard in Canada! He rolled around in the grass.
"You hahaha are hehehe soooo hahehaheha GULLIBLE!" he guffawed. I gathered some custard in my fist and threw it on Emmett's face. It splatted all over his laughing face, which froze.
"You did not just do that!" he hissed, all his happy feelings gone in a puff of smoke.
"Oh yes I did, custard face." I chuckled.
"JASPER!!" Emmett screeched.
"You're upset about getting a faceful of custard? I got a whole bucket dumped on my head!" I moaned.
"Fine. Oh, and by the way I filmed your reaction on camera!" Emmett said, grumbling at first lightening up towards the end.
"WHAT? Please don't tell me you'll show the others!" I groaned.
"You guessed it. They were all a part of this too you know. They are home, waiting to see the video!" Emmett guffawed. I sighed. Emmett grabbed my arm and dragged me home. Everyone was standing at the door, with annoying smiles on their faces. Bella and Esme were the only sympathetic ones.
"So? Where is the tape?" Edward asked. Emmett reached into his pocket.
"Here." he said whilst waving in the air.
"What are we waiting for? Let's watch it!" Alice chirped. The little traitor.
We filed into the living-room, and Emmett slotted the tape into the player. It showed me with a panicky face coming into the clearing. Rosalie giggled at this bit. Emmett smiled smugly and interlocked his fingers in hers. I picked up the note and read it in a few seconds. You saw Emmett's hand reach out and push the bucket over from the trees. It saw my bewildered face as I was covered in the slimy yellow stuff. The tape ended there. I hadn't realised that I'd gouged material out of the sofa I'd been sitting on.
"Your face was priceless!" Carlisle chuckled. I glared at him. His face immediately fell.
"Sorry Jasper." he apologized. I gave him a small smile and turned to face the wall. Emmett would have to be punished. It would take a big prank to scare him.