Mmk guys and gals: No ShizNat this chapter just Natsuki and Nao sarcasm and insults mixed with teasing. But don't worry my pets, its back to school next chapter!

Also I've been getting requests for longer chapters, well sorry to inform you all but the chapters will most likely stay this length unless I can't find a good spot for a cliffy. Upside is I will update more often. But yea same length chaps.

Chapter 4: Caught in the web. Squash the bug.

Natsuki was stunned: how in the hell could she tell she was a girl? Only here in Fuuka for 1 day and she's already busted. Wow I really suck at keeping this secret.

Nao just continued to stare while holding onto Natsuki's helmet, probably as insurance that she couldn't just bolt. I mean… she wouldn't leave her helmet right?

"Ehehe… what are you talking about? You must be imagining this… err… what made you think that anyway?"

Nao continued to stare, "Your waist is too small to be a guys… it's certainly toned though," she said with a small blush.

"Huh? Some guys have small waists! Like uh… *cough* well… me duh," Natsuki said snorting.

"Mutt. I hunt pedo's on my time off. I think I can tell the difference between a guy and a girl that dresses as a guy. Oh man you're not a cross dresser are you?" She asked smirking, "Help help a raging lesbians coming to get me!" she yelled while running in small circles.

Natsuki blushed beet red, "Fine I'll tell you just shut up!" she snarled.

"I'm waiting perverted lesbian who spends her time preying on the innocent girls of Fuuka," she practically sang.

"I'd hardly call you innocent… but anyway yes I'm a girl, and since I am I can't really deny the cross dressing thing… but uh I have a reason I swear!" Natsuki said quickly.

"Mhm well let's hear it but first lets go inside and head to my room so my Momma won't bother us."

Natsuki followed Nao into the apartment while snickering from the use of 'momma'.

"I can't believe you actually call her Momma," she said trying to muffle her chuckles with her hand.

"Shut up you stupid Mutt! That's what I've always called her so no sense stopping now," she stated quickly while trying to keep Natsuki walking behind her so she couldn't see her blush.

They quickly ran up the stairs to the second floor and Nao pulled out her keys and headed to door number twenty. She unlocked the door and walked inside, "Momma I'm home and I brought a Mutt! Can we keep her?" she said smirking.

Natsuki was just standing in the doorway gaping. Until she heard a woman's voice reply, "Nao-chan you know we can't have dogs!" she said walking into the hallway to inspect the 'mutt', "Oh my your no dog you're a boy, well I'm confused," she said with a grin.

"Oh that's the mutt Momma and it's not a he, she's a bitch!" she said doubled up with laughter.

Natsuki grumbled as she walked inside and closed the door before giving a small bow, "Kruger… eh…it's a pleasure to meet you…err…"

"Yuuki Satsuki nice to meet you Kruger…chan?" she said giggling.

Natsuki blushed.

"Momma I'm gonna take the mutt into my room for a little bit, she has some explaining to do," Nao stated while wearing an evil grin.

"Ok honeybunches, dinner will be finished soon and you're welcome to stay Kruger-san I made more than enough as long as Nao decides to not be a piglet tonight."

"MOMMA! Argh just come this way mutt," she snarled while blushing.

Natsuki who had started to laugh at the whole 'honeybunches' thing was now laughing so hard her laughs came out silently. (Mini A/N: Have you ever done this it's possibly the best way to laugh! Seriously xD)

Nao quickly led Natsuki to her room in an attempt to save face from her teasing mother. As they entered Nao quickly shut the door and flopped on her bed. Natsuki just stared at her room in astonishment.

"Is it strange that I was imaging spider webs, whips and chains and possibly some pedo skeletons?"

Nao stared at her in disbelief, "Just who the hell do you think I am you cross dresser!"

Natsuki scoffed and sat in her desk chair, "Well I certainly wouldn't look at you and think you would have pink bedspread, red walls kinda since they look a little like blood…"

Nao grabs a pillow and throws it into Natsuki's face, "Shut up and talk!"

"Ok ok sheesh so violent. Where to start where to start… hm well guess one way to start is," Natsuki said while standing up and taking off her black wig letting her blue hair flow down her back as she did her hair flip, "Natsuki Kuga age 17 and forced into my father's version of witness protection because a murder may or may not be after me. The end, all done I'm outta here," She said with a grin.

Nao just stared at her astonished before tackling her against the door, "Wait wait wait that was way confusing and you're not getting away that easy!" Besides while I hate to admit it that hair flip was beyond sexy… Bad brain! BAD!

"Argh! Rape rape! Assault! Coercion! Molester! Deviant!"

After that long string of words the door flew open and both Nao and Natsuki went flying to the floor, Natsuki on the bottom and Nao on top straddling the other girl. Oh dear god, I have those thoughts and she ends up underneath me of course, Damn you Fates, yelled Nao in her head.

"…Oh my am I interrupting? Aw my little Nao-chan you're growing up so fast, you have your first girlfriend and everything soon you're going to be doing this and that. I'm so proud," Satsuki said sniffling.

"Oh… my… god… You are so dead Mutt! Momma I'm not a lesbian! AND what the hell is this and that?"

But her mother was already gone, walking towards the kitchen sniffling and mumbling about her darling little Nao-chan becoming a woman. Nao just gaped at the door before she felt hands sliding up her thighs and she flew about 5 feet into the air screaming.

"What the hell Mutt! Who gave you permission to touch me! Perverted old lecher!"

"My permission was the fact you were just sitting on me for no reason! I won't dent the pervert thing though since I usually tell myself that," Natsuki said sheepishly.

Nao stared blankly at her for a minute, "Has anyone ever told you you're an idiot?"

"Quite frequently my best friend would tell me so…"

"…you have friends? I'm shocked, honestly I'm shocked haha."

"Anyway I have stuff to do so what the hell else did you want me to say, damn it get to the point!" Natsuki said while rubbing her forehead ( it had hit the door from the impromptu tackle).

"… I forgot."

"…I'm leaving, and unfortunately I'll probably see you at school tomorrow, however I do ask you not tell anyone about me. It can't leak out or I'll be forced to move again… and I'm too lazy and hate moving," said Natsuki as she walked out of Nao's room while putting on her wig.

"Psh! I would be the unfortunate on to see your ugly mug tomorrow and don't think otherwise stupid Mutt!"

Natsuki just ignored her but there was a small vein throbbing on her forehead and she was scowling, as she passed by the kitchen on her way to the door she peeked in and saw Satsuki sitting at the table sipping some tea.

" Yuuki-san thank you for your offer of dinner, but I need to be getting home," Natsuki said while scratching the back of her head.

Satsuki turned and smiled at Natsuki, "It's quite alright dear I understand it's getting a little late so your family must be wondering where you are."

"Ehehehe… Kind of," Natsuki said as Satsuki walked her to the door, "Well goodnight Yuuki-san."

"Goodnight Natsuki-chan," she said with a smirk, "Oh and… please be gentle with my little honeybunches heart," she snorted as she doubled up with laughter.

This woman… she's EVIL! She must have been listening in, gah how embarrassing.

Natsuki was red so she quickly gave a short bow before sprinting back to her bike. Then she realized… "Son of a Biiiiiiiitch! She still has my helmet! No way am I doing back up there to be teased some more. Guess I will have to see that damn Spider tomorrow."

She then revved up her bike and rode home cursing the Yuuki family the whole way there.

When she arrived back at her apartment she parked her bike and went to her apartment, where she could hear her phone was ringing. "Damnit! Unlock unlock! Faaaster!" When she got her door open she ran to her phone and ripped the phone off the hook.

"What the hell do you want!" she snarled into the phone.

"Now now Natsuki is that any way to greet your loving wonderful caring and fantastic father?"

"Depends on what it is you want," she said dryly.

"Well actually I have some bad news…"

Omake:

Nao: You suck some serious #$!

Author: I so do not. That is yuckie.

Haruka: THIS CHAPTER SUCKED MONKEY BALLS!

Yukino: O_O

Shizuru: …. I was under the impression this was a ShizNat fic. Don't make me hurt you…

Author: *cringes* I'm sorry ._. Nao is my third favorite person in ShizNat-Hime… she's so cool… and hot… and vicious… and vengeful… and sexy… o.O

Everyone: O.o

Author: A little NatNao never hurt anybody! *cries*

*crickets*

A/N: By the way gonna throw out all the too be couples comin up for those who are interested since this was a NatNao chapter! Lawl… ShizNat coming up I swear lol.

ShizNat – A givin.

HaruKino – My last omake said so.

MaiKoto – Cuz cats need love too.

NaoLyssa – Omg o.O

ChieAoi – Cuz damn it they are always together.