Lani: Heeeeeyy Guys! Are you getting tired with the lame start? Haha! Wait, yes? That's so mean!*sighs* Anyways, guys, this is the awaited NEW CHAPTER! ^^We kind of updated late (late, because I told some people that we would update yesterday, sorry guys!) because yesterday, our parents said that we would go to the mall because they had a meeting or somethin'. And, well... we didn't get a chance to type! And yesterday was supposed to be Hana and Natsumi's Birthday too! (August 24)
Violet:YEAH! I usually type the next chapter on my phone then Lani would just type it on the computer and do some corrections in the process...We wanted to post this chapter yesterday but we got home late, we may have typed before we slept but it was only a little...we fell asleep -_-' , BUT ANYWAY! When we woke up, we started typing RIGHT AWAY! (Actually, Lani did, because I was sleeping like a log)
Lani: And when SHE DID type something (well, because she had another school project) We started laughing at our ideas!
Violet: In other words, THIS CHAPTER IS AWESOMELY FUNNY XD, well in my opinion anyway...still can't beat the first chapter! XD
Lani: We would also like to thank our special, lovely (am I starting to sound creepy?) reviewers! Okay here we go! Thank you Onee-chan! (Obese-Gorilla, *hugs* for being the first reviewer and reader!), AnimeRockzzz, Hanabi Mirei, Humphadoodle, ShadowyDream, KujyouKazune (Oh my Gosh! You watch Kamichama Karin!?), and FuyuShirotsuki! We love all of you people who also added this story to their favourite and followed this story! No thanks to PurpleLoverAddict for reviewing in our own story! Seriously Violet! You make us look like noobs! (Even though we are!)
Violet: SHUT UP! YOU REVIEWED FIRST, I JUST COPIED YOU, AND YOUR THE NOOB! I'VE BEEN THINKING UP OF STORIES ALMOST MY WHOLE LIFE WHILE YOU READ THEM! :(
Lani: DID NOT! *looks the other way*
Violet: Uuugh... THIS IS THE SAME FREAKIN' CONVERSATION WE HAD WHEN YOU REPLIED TO MY FREAKIN' REVIEW!
Anyways! On with the story!
Chapter 3: ORANGE X HAIRED X BASTARD
"HEEEEEEEE! WEEERE AT DOLE ISLAND! FOR REAL!", Natsumi squeeled.
"So many people..." Hana said, looking around.
"Yeah, when you actually see it for yourself, there really are a lot of people!" Natsumi squeeled.
"Thank you for everything, captain!" Gon said with a smile, this got Hana and Natsumi's attention while Kurapika and Leorio were looking at the huge map.
"No Problem," The captain said, "I'll give you a tip, go to the direction of that tree, it's a short-cut to the exam site, and if you pass the navigators test, he'll take you there." The captain said, pointing at the tree on top of a hill in the distance.
"WAIT! Then that means—", Natsumi said, looking around.
"You mean THAT guy, right?" Hana asked.
"Yeah..." Natsumi answered, looking at the tree on top of the hill.
"We'll see him later... he'll follow us anyway, it can't be helped, so don't get so worked up over it." Hana said, patting Natsumi on the shoulder.
"What's wrong?" Kurapika asked, who was suddenly right beside them, the twins jumped in surprise,
"Si-since when were you standing there...!?" Natsumi asked.
It would be bad if he heard that...! Knowing Kurapika, he might suspect something!, the twins thought.
"Since just now.", Kurapika replied bluntly.
"Well, it says there that there's a bus going to Zaban City." Leorio suddenly said who was also suddenly right beside them, the twins -once again- jumped in surprise, but now hugging each other.
"Since when were YOU there!?", Hana asked, still hugging Natsumi, when suddenly, the twins looked at each other and then pushed each other away in embarrassment, Leorio narrowed his eyes on the twins,
I wonder if THEY'LL make it..., Leorio thought, (He meant passing the Hunter Exam) looking at Kurapika who was looking at the three 12 year olds suspiciously. Little did they know, Kurapika actually heard everything...
"The captain told me we should go to the direction of that tree!" Gon said with a smile, who was suddenly right beside them, the twins –for the third time- jumped in surprise.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP DOING THAT!?", Natsumi complained, Gon looked at her in confusion,
"Well, the bus is going the opposite direction, but I'm going to take the bus, so it was nice meeting you, bye." Leorio said bluntly, starting to walk but still looking at them, and they also started walking the other way and Kurapika followed, this got Leorio's attention and he stopped walking.
"Kurapika!? Aren't you taking the bus!?" Leorio asked in surprise, Kurapika stopped in his tracks,
"Rather than what the captain said, I'm more interested in those three." Kurapika said, not looking back, then started to walk again.
"Wha-what...?" Leorio asked in confusion, "Ge-geez...! You should really learn to SUSPECT people...!" (Right back at 'ya, Leorio!) Leorio said, starting to walk again.
"LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA!" Natsumi said... (um wait... sang...?) while skipping, she had a huge smile and there was shiny stuff everywhere, like she was in Heaven or something... seriously... like... every step she took became shiny... and she was skipping in front of everyone while Hana was glaring at her,
Wasn't she MAD awhile ago?, Hana thought with an annoyed look.
And then suddenly, Gon joined Natsumi and both of them were skipping happily, Hana's face quickly changed to a smiling face and she joined them. Kurapika seemed like he was just observing, he had a serious face...
"Hey~ your 12 years old too, right~?", Natsumi suddenly asked Gon, still happily skipping.
"YEAH!", Gon said, "WAIT! So you guys are 12 years old too!?" Gon asked excitedly, stopping.
"YEAH!", The twins said simultaneously also stopping, then posing, and the three 12 year olds stared at each other in excitement once again with so much shiny stuff.
"How long are you kids going to just stand there?!" A familiar voice asked, and they all looked in the direction where they heard it, it was Leorio walking toward them.
"Leorio!", Gon happily said.
"Hehe." Leorio smirked.
"Oh... it's just Leorio..." Natsumi said, disappointed.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" Leorio shouted, clearly annoyed by the purple-haired brat. (Lani:Ahahaha! I added that!)
"Weren't you taking the bus?" Kurapika asked.
"I decided to walk, because you guys would miss me." Leorio said with a pose, everyone was just silently staring at him with sweat-drops.
"U-ugh... I think I just barfed a little in my mouth..." Natsumi suddenly said, and Leorio hit her head and Natsumi spat out what she barfed.
...
They all stared at it with poker faces,
"Oh, she was serious." Hana finally said.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!? You thought I was joking!?" Natsumi shouted, annoyed.
"We thought you were mocking him." Kurapika said, still with a poker face.
"Well, it IS common sense to mock him, I mean, even Kurapika does it." Hana said, also with a poker face.
"WHAT!?", Leorio shouted, then looked at the blonde teen, he still had a poker face on, he just glanced at Leorio and then looked at the three 12 year olds again.
"See, he didn't react because he knows it's true." Hana pointed out, and Natsumi just nodded in agreement.
"Hey, shouldn't we go now?" Gon suddenly asked.
Gon probably didn't understand what we were talking about just now..., Hana thought.
Leorio groaned in anger and started walking, everyone followed.
"And as everyone started walking... in the shadows... a certain orange haired BASTARD was following them..."
"Natsumi, what are you doing?" Hana asked Natsumi who had a flashlight and was narrating in front of everyone just now...
"...Uh... Narrating that SOME ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD IS FOLLOWING US! DUUHH!", Natsumi said loudly as they approached the town of quizzes, and they stopped in front of the town...
"What do you think your doing...?! Don't ruin the freakin' plot!" Hana whispered.
"Ever since we went in here, we ALREADY ruined the freakin' plot...!" Natsumi whispered back.
Kurapika looked at the twins suspiciously...
"Oh, so you noticed too? He's been following us since we left the port." Gon said bluntly.
"Yes, I think we all noticed except him." Kurapika said, glancing at Leorio.
"Wha-what?", Leorio asked in confusion. "Anyway, that aside, this town is really creepy, there isn't anyone at all!"
"There are!" Gon exclaimed, "And a lot too!", the twins nodded in agreement.
"What?!", Leorio shouted.
"Don't you hear their sound of their clothes?" Kurapika asked.
"And their footsteps too! Their trying to hide.", Gon said.
"Sorry, but I'm just a normal person." Leorio said with a confused look. The twins snickered.
"You got that right..." Hana said. But resulted to getting hit on the head by Leorio. Leorio was about to say something but suddenly a lot of people in white appeared. (Went out of their hiding places, since they can't just appear there you know?)
"W-what?", Leorio said with a confused face, while Hana and Natsumi grinned at each other. Kurapika looked at them with a questioning look.
Do they know something?, Kurapika thought.
The people in white (Can we just call them white people, please?) pushed something that looked like a small stage, with an old woman on it. "Welcome to the Town of quizzes!" The old woman said, "You must answer my question, and if you answer correctly, I will let you pass."
Everyone had susprised looks on their faces except the twins, they high-fived each other and then laughed, Gon and Leorio looked at them in confusion while Kurapika looked at them with a serious look. Suddenly Natsumi took out a flashlight,
In the background, Hana was thinking, WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GET THAT, wait... this is anime anyway...
The Old Lady was just staring at Natsumi who had a serious look.
"The Old Lady was about to say something, but was interrupted BY THAT ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD!", Natsumi suddenly narrated (even though old lady really wasn't gonna say anything YET XD) pointing at the ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD behind everyone, everyone followed where she was pointing, the ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD was raising his right hand and looked like he was gonna say something,
"The ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD had a look of surprise because it seemed like I knew what was- ", Natsumi narrated, but was interrupted by Hana who hit her head,
"YOU ALMOST SAID SOMETHING UNNECCESSARY...!", Hana whispered,
"tch... anyway, I'd like to answer the question first"
"THE ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD SAID WITH THIS ANNOYING LOOK ON HIS FACE!", Natsumi said right at THAT ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD's FACE. (Lani: That's right people, Violet hates him)
"..! YOU LITTLE..!"
"THE ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD said with an annoyed look—", Natsumi said, but THAT ORANGE HAIRED bastard hit Natsumi and she hit the wall and fell to the ground (Violet: THAT ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD, btw they weren't far from the wall, so she didn't hit the wall that hard)
"Natsumi!", Hana said, rushing to Natsumi who was still on the ground and Kurapika and Gon followed,
"O-ouch..." Natsumi said touching her right shoulder that had a cut about 5 inches long from some roof thingy that was leaning on the wall where Natsumi landed on.
That little BRAT deserved it! , Leorio thought bitterly.
The ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD smirked and Hana glared at him.
"Are you okay Natsumi?", Gon asked with a worried face.
"YOU BASTARD!", Hana shouted while Kurapika treated Natsumi's wound and Gon was trying to stop Hana from hurting the ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD,
"This is the second time you got injured because of your little misbehaviours", Kurapika sighed while removing Natsumi's small, purple jacket, "Ouch!", Natsumi groaned in pain.
"That aside, on with the question", the ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD said with a smirk
"Will you let him answer first?", The old lady asked, suddenly Natsumi laughed, "GLADLY", Natsumi said with a smirk, Gon and Kurapika looked at her in confusion,
Do they know each other? , they both thought. (because it seemed like Natsumi knew him)
"Ow ow ow!, Natsumi said while Kurapika was wrapping her wound, "Just let him go first, we'll get an idea of what to answer if someone answers first.", Leorio said lazily,
"Hm." the ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD said with a smirk while glancing at Leorio,
"Then let us begin", the old lady said, "If your mother and lover were kidnapped and you can only save one, which one would would you choose? 1: your mother? Or 2: your lover?"
"WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!? THAT'S NOT A QUIZ!" Leorio complained.
"You only have 5 seconds to answer." The old woman said, and the ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD just smirked. "1!"
"My answer is 1!" The BASTARD answered.
"Oh? And why is that?" The old woman asked.
"Because I can only have one mother and I can always have another girlfriend." He replied. The White people and the old woman gathered together and started talking. And suddenly the white people made way,
"You may pass", the old lady said. The ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD smirked,
"So long BRAT!" THE BASTARD said to Natsumi.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! YEAH! GOODBYE ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD!", Natsumi said with an evil smile, and laughed again, then Hana joined her and they both laughed, Gon looked at them in confusion, then Natsumi stood up, took her small purple jacket and tied it to her waist,
"So is you shoulder alright now?", Hana asked, glancing at her shoulder, and Natsumi was about to see if it was alright by moving it but Kurapika suddenly grabbed her arm,
"You cannot move that until it's healed based on its size", Kurapika said with a serious face,
"Yeah, I don't think you should move it too much", Gon said with a worried look.
"He's right, and since you got it from a RUSTED roof, I should probably inject some of this to you", Leorio said taking out some small bottle from his suitcase, suddenly Natsumi showed a face of horror,
"I HATE NEEDLES!" Natsumi said trying to run away but she forgot that Kurapika was still holding her arm,
"This is for your own good, your gonna have to bare it", Kurapika said with a gentle face for some reason, while in the background Leorio had an evil aura and he was laughing,
"YUP, you're gonna have to bare it!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Natsumi shouted still trying to escape.
When suddenly, she opened her eyes, it was all just a dream, "What the—?", Natsumi said realizing that someone was actually carrying her on his/her back, it was dark so she couldn't see anything, but she could feel the soft hair of the person carrying her and she could hear footsteps,
"You passed out after seeing your wound", the person carrying her said, a familiar voice it was,
"Ah! Natsumi's awake!" Another familiar voice said happily,
"Natsumi? Are you okay now?" Another voice said, obviously Hana,
"Hana? How come I can't see anything?", Natsumi asked, "And who is thi— KURAPIKA!?", Natsumi said touching Kurapika's hair,
"Yes?", Kurapika said,
"U-uh..nothing..!", Natsumi said in embarrassment,
I TOUCHED KURAPIKA'S HAIR, I TOUCHED KURAPIKA'S HAIR, I TOUCHED KURAPIKA'S HAIR, and it was so DAMN soft!, Natsumi thought happily.
"Well, we answered her question correctly and now were walking in a dark tunnel going to the tree on top of the hill!" Hana said.
"We've been walking for an hour now", Gon said,
"You probably haven't adjusted to the dark yet, Natsumi." Leorio said,
"Yeah, so I'll just carry you until you've adjusted, just say so okay?" Kurapika said with a gentle voice.
"Okay~", Natsumi said happily, then she suddenly looked the other way.
NEVER, Natsumi thought with an evil grin.
Suddenly someone started pinching her cheek, but she couldn't see who,
"YOU BETTER TELL HIM YOU LUCKY BASTARD...!" Hana whispered,
"Eh? Kurapika, let's just take turns in carrying Natsumi! When Natsumi still hasn't adjusted to the dark and your tired, I'll carry her!" Gon said, and Hana twitched, then Natsumi grinned, but then, Hana started pinching Natsumi's cheeks even harder,
"Hana, stop arguing with your sister while I'm carrying her, she just woke up you know and she's injured too, so she can't move too much", Kurapika said (He sounds like a father XD), Hana groaned while Natsumi just stuck her tongue out at Hana, even though she can't see her.
...
For a while the only thing you could hear was footsteps.
"Sooo...how long till we get there?", Natsumi suddenly said,
EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY KNOW, Natsumi thought with a smirk,
"The old lady said it's a 2 hour walk so...um...uh..", Gon said, Natsumi could hear Gon's head smoking,
"U-uh! Gon! Um... I was asking Hana! Don't worry about it!" Natsumi said, trying to save Gon from his Math problem, but it was too late, he already exploded, Natsumi could hear it,
"Gon!", Hana said, clearly worried.
"I'm sorry Gon!" Natsumi said, panicking,
Even though... it was just a simple problem... Gon couldn't take it..., Natsumi thought, pitying Gon.
"We'll be there in 50 minutes", Kurapika suddenly said, "It seems like Gon isn't good in Math", Kurapika said, chuckling,
"GON! Are you okay?!" Hana asked, worried.
"Ye-yeah", Gon said.
Natsumi started adjusting to the dark, but she didn't want Kurapika to stop carrying her, but then she realized that her heart belongs to Killua! And she doesn't want to trouble Kurapika anymore, so she just said the truth and started walking.
FOR KILLUA!, Natsumi thought
...
Once again, all you could hear was the sound of everyone's footsteps..
"Ugh! WHAT'S WITH THIS!? It's past 2 hours already!" Leorio complained.
"Look! There's the exit!" Gon exclaimed pointing at the exit. And everyone's expression changed to an excited expression except Kurapika, and everyone started running including Kurapika, and when everyone got outside, it was night already, but they still had to find the navigator, so they all continued to walk until they saw a cabin. They went in front of the cabin, and Leorio knocked.
"THIIIIS IS THE PAAAART..!", Natsumi squeeled, "I can't wait to start running!", Natsumi continued,
"Uugh... I think I'll just stay here with Leorio..."
"NO! YOU COME WITH ME!"
"Hello?" Leorio said, waiting for an answer but no one came so he opened the door,
"Sorry for intruding..." Leorio said while slowly opening the door, and when he opened the door, there they saw a monster looking at them holding an unconscious woman and an injured man on the floor.
"Please save my wife!" the injured man said
Natsumi grinned in excitement...
Lani: Soooooo? How was it? Please Review, Favourite, and Follow! And we apologize if we kind of mixed up the 1999 version and the 2011 version! Like we said before, we only based this on our memories!
Violet: WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME A BRAT IN THE STORY HUH?!
Lani: Get over it.
Violet: tch. Anyway, Natsumi was kind of like the main character in this chapter huh?
Lani: Yeah! Because when Natsumi blacked out, the story kind of time skipped, kind of sad because I want two mains, but don't worry guys! Natsumi AND Hana are the main characters here!
Violet: EXACTLY! She's probably just the main in THIS chapter, and YES I DO hate THAT ORANGE HAIRED BASTARD!
Lani: And I know that you guys want Killua to appear (Not really appear out of nowhere) already, but we want to follow the main plot and Violet said that if there are lots of time skips, the story will suck!
Violet: YUP! And we like cliffhanger-ING but we don't like cliffhangers! You know, LIKE THE FREAKIN' CLIFFHANGER IN THE LATEST EPISODE OF HXH (2011) UUUUGH!
Lani: This Author's Note is getting too long, so we'll see you guys in the next chapter! Bye guys!
Natsumi: WHEN SUDDENLY THE SISTERS STARTED WAVING GOODBYE AT NOTHING!
Violet: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? GO BACK TO THE FREAKIN' SCREEN!
The next part is where they would battle the Kiriko's, right?