The people out there have chosen…TIGERSTAR
Thanks to everyone who voted!
Interviewers:
Brightsparrow
Firefang
Camera:
Woodcrest
Jadepaw
Brightsparrow: Firefang, the results are in!
Firefang: Let's see…uh oh!
Brightsparrow: I don't like the way you said that. Okay, what mess has been sent to us now?
Firefang: T-Tigerstar!
Brightsparrow: -GASP-
Firefang: Well, let's go deal with this nonsense…
-both run to set-
Brightsparrow: Lights, Camera…
Firefang: BURRITO!
Woodcrest: And…
Jadepaw: …we're ON!
Brightsparrow: Hello cats! Welcome to Warriors: UNLEASHED!
Audience: -cheers-
Firefang: Today we have a really bad kitty!
Brightsparrow: One who has caused pain to many others…
Firefang; And we still love him!
Brightsparrow: Please give it up for TIGERSTAR!
Audience: -cheers and aplaudes-
Firefang: That's a bigger cheer than Firestar ever got!
Tigerstar: -comes in- I LIKE BLOOD!
Brightsparrow: Thanks Mr. Tigerstar for coming here!
Tigerstar: YOU WILL DIE!
Firefang: So, why do you hate kittypets, half-Clan cats, and all non-pure stuff?
Tigerstar: -sigh- Before Stonefur, or Stonekit, went to RiverClan, he came into the nursery…and –sniffles- STOLE MY PET ROOOCK! I MISS YOU MR. ROCKY! –breaks into tears-
Brightsparrow: …weird
Tigerstar: After that I never ever forgave his kind!
Firefang: So what do you like to do in your spare time?
Tigerstar: For one thing, I like to dress up as Hannah Montana and sing one of her songs. You can do that since you're all alone in that forest away from StarClan! Here! I brought my wig to show you! –puts the wig on-
Brightsparrow: Could you take that off? It's disturbing me!
Tigerstar: NEVER! I might even be…A ROCKSTAR!
Firefang: Stop it
Tigerstar: Hey, life's what you make it!
Brightsparrow: Really that's annoying!
Tigerstar: Well, nobody's perfect!
Firefang: Do that one more time and…
Tigerstar: That chance of me doing that is ONE IN A MILLION!
Firefang: -smashes guitar on Tigerstar- How's that, ROCKSTAR?
Tigerstar: I hate you
Brightsparrow: Not suprising…everyone does!
Firefang: Grrr
Brightsparrow: …what ELSE do you do in your spare time?
Tigerstar: I color in my coloring book! Look at this one! I colored a pony! Neigh!
Firefang: You are a wimp.
Tigerstar: I get scared easily! And you thought that was just MUD in the forest!
Brightsparrow: …ew.
Firefang: But you seemed kinda…tough in the series!
Tigerstar: Editing, my dear friend!
Firefang: You said you hated me!
Tigerstar: Yeah…but I sounded cool!
Brightsparrow: So why did Sasha leave you?
Tigerstar: I started doing Hannah puns around her. She doesn't get the best of both worlds!
Firefang: I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT! –attacks Tigerstar-
Tigerstar, in a high pitched voice: EEP! –runs-
Firefang: -runs after him- GET BACK HERE YOU LOAD OF CROW-FOOD! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR WIG OFF!
Tigerstar: NOOO!
Brightsparrow: Ugh, Woodcrest, please freeze!
-scene freezes-
Brightsparrow: -brings both of them back to the set and ties them up- Unfreeze!
Firefang: DIE! You idiotic…huh? What the-
Brightsparrow: Don't ask…
Tigerstar: ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE YOU'RE GONNA BE FED TO THE PACK OF DOGS!
Brightsparrow: Now, since this is too good to pass up, we will start a new segment called THE SECRET LAIR!
Tigerstar: What the shrew…?
Brightsparrow: First, since the show is dead without her, I will untie Firefang!
-unties her-
Firefang: HAHA! Loser…
Brightsparrow: First secret! He believed he has mystical fairy powers as an apprentice!
Audience: -laughs-
Tigerstar: It's true! I used to fly at my mentor!
Firefang: He thinks Harry Potter is a furry toilet in London…
Tigerstar: What else could it be?
Brightsparrow: His username for email is princesstigerstar!
Tigerstar: So…?
Firefang: Well that's all we have! I'm Firefang!
Brightsparrow: I'm Brightsparrow!
Tigerstar: AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Brightsparrow: SEE YA!
(Note: I know this wasn't as funny as tapeworms in Firestar…so just accept it –Em)