After spray painting Kakashi's house, the two of them high-fived each other before running off giggling. They had both written pretty nasty things on the wall and couldn't wait for Kakashi to see it. This would get Naruto back on the team for sure. Even though she did harp on Naruto a lot, she would much rather have him on the team than her. At least Naruto wasn't trying to romance Sasuke.
When they found their sensei, he was waving goodbye at Iruka. The blonde ninja pulled on his sensei's shirt. "Kakashi-sensei! Kakashi-sensei! You need to come quick!"
"Stop pulling on my shirt, Naruto! You have my attention!" He said swatting away at him. "What do you want?"
"It's your house!" said Sakura. "Someone vandalized your house!"
"How?"
"You have to see it for yourself!" Kakashi took off running after them as they took him to his house. It's like he doesn't know where he lives. Both ninjas had to hide their snickers as Kakashi looked up at his home and began reading the writing on the walls.
A Bugger Brian lives here
Bigfoot
Ugly
Brainless
Bella is awesome and Kakashi sucks!
Garlic Breath!
Little Penis
Smelly (Underneath it was a drawing of Kakashi with wavy lines coming from him)
"I goes before a," Kakashi looked down at the pair.
"Tell that to your niece," said Naruto. "She's the one who wrote it."
"How dumb do you two think I am?" He shook his head. "I know you two wrote it."
"No we didn't!" lied Naruto. "Why would we draw on your wall? We love you!"
"Just like you'll love scrubbing this shit off my walls. I know your handwriting. Both of your handwriting. Besides, you both have a reason to have done it. Sakura thinks Bella is a threat between her and Sasuke and Naruto is mad he's at school again. Go get something to wash my walls, fools!" With that he walked off.
Sakura punched her team mate on the arm. "Ow! What was that for?"
"You idiot! I knew it wouldn't work! I just knew it!"
"If I'm an idiot, so are you! You went along with it."
Sakura just clinched her fists in anger. She couldn't believe it didn't work. Damn that girl! She felt like screaming in anger as the two of went to get items to wash the graffiti off the walls. They needed to think of something else. Something that couldn't be traced back to them. Aha! She had it. She turned to Naruto.
"Naruto, I just got an idea!" said Sakura grinning deviously.
"What is it?"
"Does Jiriaya have a copy of one of his books lying around his place?"
"I don't know. He should considering it's his book. Why? Do you want to read it?"
"I don't want to, but I know someone who does." She grinned.
"I think Kakashi-sensei already has all the books."
"But does he have the newest one he's writing?"
"OH! I get it!" He grinned. "You wanna slip him a new copy in exchange for him getting rid of Bella!"
"Yes! I was going to suggest getting Kakashi's book from him, but that might be a little too hard for us. If we get him a brand new book from Jiriaya..."
"...he'll do anything to get his hands on it!"
"Yeah! Just see if he's done with the newest book and if not, just take a couple of pages."
"Genuis!" Suddenly Naruto frowned. "Wait how are we gonna get the book or the pages from him? He's a legendary sannin after all."
Sakura thought for a second. "Okay. Here's what we'll do. You distract him with your sexy justu by looking like a beautiful woman. The type that he likes. Take him somewhere far off and I'll look around his room for any pages or a book."
"How will I be able to tell you when he's coming back?"
"We'll use radios. I have some at my house from when Dad gave them to me."
"Why do you have radios?"
"I used to play with them with my dad and Ino sometimes when I was little."
"Great! When should we do this?"
"After we clean up Kakashi's house." After they got some cleaning supplies, they quickly cleaned up the mess and made for Jiraiya's house. Once they were there, Naruto turned into a busty blonde woman with a short skirt and shirt that exposed a lot of his chest. Sakura hid behind the man's trashcan and waited. This plan had to work. There was no way Jiraiya would pass up a beautiful young woman.
"I-I had a great time, Sasuke," said Bella blushing as they left the restaurant.
"Hm," was his only reply. Bella frowned at Sasuke's lack of words and emotion. Maybe he just needed to be prodded into talking.
"So do you want to maybe do something else later?" Sasuke didn't answer her as he turned left. She quickly took off after him and had to practically run to catch up with him as he was walking pretty fast. "Hey slow down!"
He still ignored her. Bella pouted and tried talking a bit about herself but Sasuke didn't care. As a matter of fact, he heard her and wished she would go away. He wanted to get home to catch some TV, but this girl wouldn't stop following him. She just kept babbling about her uncle. He never thought he'd say it but even Sakura and Naruto combined wouldn't talk his ear off like she was. He turned around and nearly made her bump into him.
"Stop following me," Sasuke said crossing his arms. "Go home."
"B-but I thought..." Sasuke walked off without trying to hear what she said. Just then Ino popped up. She grinned when she saw him.
"Hey, Sasuke-kun!" She headed his way. She couldn't help but to notice he was all alone and thus gave her a chance to talk to him. She took a quick look around for Sakura as she headed over to the Uchiha. Butting heads with the shorter female always caused Sasuke to walk off and she knew he didn't want to hear their squabbling and she herself didn't want to argue with her. If only she would just give up already and realized Sasuke preferred her.
"Ino," Great. Another person to keep him from his show.
"I couldn't help but to see that you don't have your team with you. Since you don't have them around, wanna go catch a movie with me?"
"A-actually I'm here," said Bella stepping from behind the Uchiha and waved at her.
"Who are you?" Ino frowned at her.
"I'm part of Sasuke's team now."
"What?" Ino sent Sasuke a confused look. "Is this for some kind of team mission?"
"No. Naruto got sent back to the Academy and she's his replacement." explained Sasuke.
"You can do that? Huh." She looked over the dark haired teen. She instantly felt jealous. She was very pretty and she was with Sasuke. She quickly told herself that he was just showing her around the village and not on a date while Sakura had to do something for her mom. Yeah that sounded right. "So you still wanna see the movie after you show her around."
"Actually we were just having lunch today." Ino's eye twitched.
"Lunch?"
"And now I have to go home. Good bye." He said the last part directly to Bella and quickly walked off.
Just as she was about to go after him, Ino stepped into her path. "I don't know who you think you are, but Sasuke is mine, got it?"
Bella blinked in surprise and didn't even get the time to say anything as Ino ran after Sasuke. She would give Sakura the credit that she didn't say that right to her face that she didn't want her having Sasuke. Ino had flat out just said it. Given how handsome Sasuke was, she wondered how many other girls would make the same attempts to date Sasuke and even threaten and fight each other over him. Either way she was prepared for all of them. She was going to get with Sasuke whether anyone liked it or not.
