The city was small. There were only a couple skyscrapers here and there, a factory, a big gray building, a pokemon center (which I had become quit familiar with because Pringles took hits like a bitch.) as well as a pokemart. There where some people here and there, hurrying to there meaningless jobs to earn honest pay. Losers.

Pringles hovered in the air near my head, and Bulbasir walked content at the base of my leg.

"Master, why doest return to this city repeatedly?" Pringles the pidgey asked.

"Oh I wonder...Oh maybe because you take a hit like a hamster with the runs." I say.

"What?" she asks.

"Don't try to reason with masters...eh 'special' mind set." says Bulbasir.

They where quiet for the rest of the walk through town, watching the sparkly vampires that hide in the alleys with distaste and pure racism...can you be racist to vampires?

I'm guessing yes.

We arrive at the edge of town; patches of tall grass can be seen. Then a old bald guy runs out in front of us. With a shot gun.

"Tits or GTFO!" he screams, waving the weapon as if it was a baton. He then shakily aims it at my head.

Bulbasir watches with mild interest, but his vines are at the ready. Pringles starts cheering him on.

"Yes! Shoot thy master! Use your boom stick Hewman! Use it! Spread the seed of destruction!" Pringles encourages.

I raise my hands.

A patch of grass rustles behind him and then a shit load of Weedle pop out. And I mean a shit load. Over two-hundred for sure.

"MEN AT ARMS!" The old man screams turning his attention away from me.

Then from the near by shrubbery people bust out full commando, carrying AK-47s an shit. I could even see a girl scout troop at the ready with crowbars, baseball bats and of course cookies, deadly cookies. I'm talking Frozen Thin Mints. Shit just got real.

"FOR NARNIA!" The Old guy screams and charges the swarm.

His troop followed at his battle cry.

I slowly backed away.

Pringles was very disappointed.

So I stored her in her ball so she could mope The only way out for her was death. (Cause its a nuzlocke..hehehehe)

We back tracked through town. Vamps be glarin and I be flippin them off. Like a sir.

That's when I saw a patch of grass near the side of the town.

I look at Bulbasir, he shrugs as well as a Bulbasaur can.

I walk in and BLAM. There's a monkeys butt in my face. And it smells delightful.

The monkey thing takes its buns off me and turns and raises its paws in a fight read position. It then punches me in the stomach.

"FUCK!" I scream as I fly backwards. Bulbasir shoots its seed at the Mankey and it gets all over the place. Boy was that gross.

The Mankey began to freak the fuck out, Can you blame it? It just got sprayed in the face with seed.

Bulbasir then Tackles it. Boy this doesn't sound like rape at ALL.

I Pull one of my balls out and just smack the Mankey in the face with it. (Just like in rape.)

It is absorbed into the ball and it clicks shut.( normally the other way around)

Catch completed.

"Hmmmm... what to name it?" I said thinking to myself.

Then a familiar. "SNIIIFFFFFFF"

"FUCK!"

Team: Bulbasir- Lvl 10

Pringles-Lvl 10

Female Mankey...Un-named- Lvl 4

AN: So my emulator is open on my computer screen and I don't know what to name this mankey, it's a girl... so I am wondering if you guys the readers would help me name it! Just leave a possible name in the reviews, or Pm me. IDC Which... Anyways I'm going to battle Dumbass in the next chapter.. After the Mankey is named.

SO Read and Review.