This is really short but I had to get it out there before I forgot. So enjoy, this is a bit....strange to say the least. I was up till 5am last night and had to get up at 6am for school now it's 5pm because i've been to school and I'm propper shattered.
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Chapter 4 - Angry Teenage Fathers And Straddling Slytherins Do NOT Mix
The six confused students followed the girl whose sanity was obviously in question here into the great hall. She led them down the Gryffindor table and sat down next to two red heads, a bushy haired girl and James's copy.
It took her a couple of seconds before she realized the others had nowhere to sit.
"OI ickle firsties, SCRAM!" She said threateningly . There was no hesitation on their part they couldn't do anything but run, they knew her, everyone knew her, and you did not cross her.
The others were seated and Ari introduced the present time people while Lilly, now going by Rose introduced Robin (Remus), Paul (Peter), Jasmine (Emma-Louise or Ari's mum), Ryan (James) and Jerry (Sirius).
They all nodded and Hermione being the inquisitive mind she was asked them all questions about their old school.
"God Hermione stop interrogating the new kids, bloody hell." Ron said cutting Hermione off rather abruptly.
"I'm sorry for seeking a higher intelligence level than that of the common house fly you seem to aspire to Ronald." She snapped back.
Ari and Harry dropped their heads into their hands and Ginny excused herself to go and sit with Luna as the argument continued.
"Black, where was your essay last lesson?" Came a sneering voice from behind the startled students.
"Well professor, the only rational conclusion is that it was ruined by your greasy hair." Replied Ari.
The marauders, especially James and Sirius, began to snicker along with Harry and Ron.
"Ah, transfers, you would do well not to associate yourselves with such miscreants as Black here whose only aspiration seems to be to follow in, and fill, both her fathers and Potter's fathers footsteps, the biggest trouble makers in the school history, closely followed by that of the Weasly twins." Snape said.
"In fact You would do well to associate yourself with members of my own house such as Mr. Malfoy." He said pointing to Draco on the other side of the hall.
"Ah, yes the biggest bully, so much better." Remarked Ari.
"Detention!" Ground out Snape marching to the teachers table with a swish of his cloak.
"Rotten 'let off' death eater." Muttered Ari.
"He'll slip up, and I'll be there to put him inside one day." Said Ron.
"I'll be next to you killing Bellatrix Estranged." Growled Ari, "Kills my family and thinks she can get away with it…"
"And all I have to do is defeat Voldemort and save the world as we know it." Added Harry.
"Well, at least our lives aren't devoid of adventure." Commented Ari.
"Sometimes I wish they were." Hermione chirped in.
The marauders at this point were looking thoroughly startled as if they had just realised that two of these children where their only heirs and they had to do all that.
Ari happened to glance across the hall opting out of the conversation as she watched Draco Malfoy start eating a muffin.
She got up and made her way to the Slytherin table, pulled him, completely by surprise onto it and straddled his lap.
"Well Malfoy," she said after kissing up his neck a couple of times in a particularly enticing way. Making sure her kisses were feather light and gave no relief to the male hormones. "Your little friend is happy today."
The Slytherins around couldn't help but snigger.
"Don't mess with me and my room." She whispered into his ear and nipping on it lightly she added "Or else."
"MISS BLACK!" Came the horse shout from the entrance of the hall. 'McGonagall has impeccable timing.' She thought.
"Yes professor?" She asked trying to look innocent while Draco's labored breathing was on her neck and his arms were wrapped around her waist.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"I am straddling Draco Malfoy on the Slytherin table because he looks absolutely scrumptious when eating muffins." Ari replied.
At the Gryffindor table Ron whispered, "Smooth Ari."
While the new transfer Jerry (Sirius) looked as though his head was about to blow up and the others were all trying to stifle laughs.
Ari on the on the other hand, as well as Draco, was trying to ignore his throbbing member on the side of her thigh.
"Another addition to the list I think." Said Professor McGonagall stiffly, summoning said object. "I will not straddle slytherins on the table no matter how scrumptious I think they look eating muffins."
Ari climbed off Draco and walked back to the Gryffindor table and sat down to add the new rule before giving it back to the professor.
"Oh and Miss Black, Mr Malfoy," Added McGonagall, they both looked up, "Detention."
Draco glared at Ari, while Ari high-fived Ron.
"What was that?" Demanded Jerry.
"Nothing, we have a bet going on, he thinks I want him I think he wants me, if he snogs me first I win and he has to streak at the next quidditch match, if I snog him first he wins and I have to streak at the next quiditch match, and since we're both players that would mean playing naked and, well, I'm not going to do that."
"So the games on then?" Asked Ryan (James).
"Completely."
"Hey," Said Robin (Remus) out of curiosity, "What was the first thing you had to write on that list?"
Ari laughed very loudly as did everyone who heard the question, all except Harry who glared evilly at her.
"I must not lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur." She replied.
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