"Hey dude," Kyle said to Stan at the bus stop the next morning.
"Don't talk to me," Stan replied stiffly.
"What why not?" Kyle asked.
"You know why," Stan said turning away from him. Kyle was confused, he couldn't think of one reason why Stan would be mad at him unless….
"It's his fault," Kyle muttered under his breath when he saw his cousin walking up.
"How come you never come with the traitor?" Stan asked Kyle's cousin.
"I don't want to be seen walking with that loser," His cousin spat out. Kyle just rolled his eyes they obviously didn't know that he was standing right there.
"Guys you guys seriously the end of the world is coming!" Cartman screamed running up.
"What makes you say that?" Stan asked.
"I went to the store today and they were all out of cheesy poofs," Cartman said like it really was the end of the world.
"That's a good thing for you fat ass," Kyle said.
"He wasn't talking to you," Kyle's cousin and Stan snapped at him. Kenny started to say something but then a miniature clown came flying and hit him in his temple knocking him dead.
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Kyle got on the bus and sat beside Clyde in the front seat.
"Hi," Clyde greeted him.
"Hi," Kyle replied.
"What's wrong? You look like something terrible has happened," Clyde asked with concern.
"Something terrible has happened, my cousin told Stan something and now he hates me," Kyle replied.
"Why does he seem to like ruining people's lives?" Clyde asked.
"No idea," Kyle replied.
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"Class sit down and start doing working on your projects," Ms. Garrison said.
"Why cant we do normal high school work?" Wendy asked.
"Because when our high school exploded we got stuck here with our old elementary teacher whose brain is still stuck in elementary work," Token replied. Stan seethed when he saw that Wendy was talking to Token, he remembered how he had stole her that one time when he was younger.
"Wendy we need to talk," He said finally getting the nerve to go up and talk to her.
"What about?" She asked.
"Whatever Kyle told you it's not true," Stan said.
"Which Kyle?" She asked.
"The backstabbing one that's always been here," Stan said with anger in his voice. Wendy looked down and Stan thought he could see disappointment in her eyes.
"Well okay then," She said walking off.
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"Ha! I beat you hippie!" Cartman said jumping in front of Stan in the lunch line.
"I don't really care right now," Stan said in an apathetic voice looking down.
"Did you and your hippie girlfriend break up again?" Cartman asked.
"Yeah and it's all Kyle's fault," Stan said angrily.
"I told you we should have ditched him a long time ago," Cartman said.
"Stan can we talk?" Kyle asked walking over to the table that used to be his.
"There's nothing really to say is there?" Stan asked angrily not looking up from his food.
"Stan for whatever I did I'm really sorry I am," Kyle said.
"You say that but I don't think I can believe you," Stan said twirling his spaghetti on his fork.
"I honestly don't know what's going on," Kyle said.
"Oh please you just couldn't wait to snap her up could you?" Stan said angrily.
"What are you talking about?" Kyle asked getting angry now.
"I know you like Wendy why else would you tell her all that shit about me," Stan said.
"I do not like Wendy I don't even like girls!" Kyle said.
"Well then you must hate me," Stan said.
"I don't hate you, where are you getting all this from?" Kyle asked.
"Rebecca told me what you said,"
"What, what did she tell you?"
"That you said you were sick of how hard it is to be my friend well I guess you really proved that because a true friend doesn't do the things that you've done," Stan said angrily.
"What did I do and I never said that!" Kyle said.
"Whatever," Stan said getting up and bolting angrily out of the cafeteria.
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"I saw your fight with Stan today at lunch," Clyde said as he was walking home, they both didn't feel like riding the bus home today.
"I don't know what I did," Kyle said pushing his hands into his pockets and scuffing his foot on the ground.
"He'll come around, he always does," Clyde said reassuringly.
"I hope so," Kyle said. When they arrived at Clyde's house Kyle gave him a long passionate kiss before stepping off his porch to go to his own house.
"I'll see you tomorrow," Clyde said smiling.
"See ya," Kyle said.
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That night Kyle's cousin got on the computer, earlier he had found Kyle's password to his msn account and he decided to have a little fun.
NotACrippleBeater: heya babe!
HeMakesMeSoMad: hi
NotACrippleBeater: how are u doing?
HeMakesMeSoMad: we need to talk
NotACrippleBeater: about what?
HeMakesMeSoMad: look Clyde, you're nice and all but I don't want to be with you anymore I mean you're kind of lame.
NotACrippleBeater: so you're breaking up with me?
HeMakesMeSoMad: I guess so
NotACrippleBeater: (offline)
Kyle's cousin rubbed his hands together and smiled to himself.