CH4 Shoujo Male Protagonists Tho
The next morning came in quick. It was actually still dawn, 5:30 AM. TenTen was bright and early waiting at the gates. She squint her eyes for her teammates.
"Where are they…?" She whispered to herself as she continued to look. Then, from afar, she could see three little figures slowly making their way back to the village.
Giving a small gasp, TenTen grinned excitedly while running towards them, waving.
"Hey! You guys!" She waved her arm around.
Neji looked up and gave a small smile. He then turned his head to Rock Lee, who was waving back, "TenTen seems happy to see us…!"
He soon, waved too. Rock Lee nodded, "Yes… this mission was a bit hard, but thankfully Yamato-sensei was with us."
Yamato gave a small smile, "Yes… It's also a good thing we all did our job right."
Before they knew it, TenTen had already caught up to them, panting a bit, "Ah, it's so good to see you, Rock Lee!"
Neji's eyes grew wide a bit, he had been taken back. 'Is she mad at me..?'
She then turned to Yamato and Neji, giving a small nod, "Glad you all made it safe, too."
Turning her head to face Rock Lee, she said, "Come on, Lee! There's something important that you need to know…!"
Without him saying anything else, TenTen grabbed Rock Lee's arm and both ran back to the village.
Neji stood there with confusion and wide eyed, "W…What?"
Yamato gave a chuckle and continued to walk, "What's the matter, Neji? You seem… bothered."
Shaking his head, Neji responded, "No… Nothing. Guess we have to turn in the report without Lee…"
'What the hell was that about…?' Neji shook his head, trying to concentrate.
"Let's go, Yamato-sensei."
"Gah! TenTen! What's going on?" Lee said in total confusion. They did not stop running, not even when they got in the village.
"Hold on, we are almost there!" TenTen said as she reached to Ino's place.
Inside, Ino had just finished talking to Sakura over the phone, "Alright. I'll see you later, then, bye! And sorry for waking you up so early!"
After she hung up, her doorbell rang. Excitedly, she went to open the door to reveal TenTen with a very confused Rock Lee.
"Yes! You made it!" Ino smiled as she let them in.
"Oh, Ino, please tell me what is happening!" Lee asked her.
Ino then walked around him, checking him out carefully. She needed a place to start.
"I have to get to work soon… So, I'll see what I can do…" Ino said as she signaled Lee to a seat.
Before Lee could protest, Ino got to work on his face.
"Wait, Ino!" TenTen said, "Shouldn't you ask him, first?"
Giving a nervous laugh, Ino said, "Oh… right! Lee!"
Rock Lee looked up, "Yes? What's going on?"
Grabbing her blush brush, Ino waved it around a bit, "We need to ask you this huge favor… Would you go out with Sakura?"
Lee's eyes grew wide and gave a big grin, "M-Me? Hell yea I will! Finally, Sakura and I… together!"
He cried tears of joy while jumping up and down, but then suddenly stopped, "But wait! What if Naruto sees us…? He'll get mad… and I won't feel so good… Like stealing his girlfriend."
Shaking her head, Ino explained, "No, that's the whole point! You won't go out for real… just pretend! I'll convince Sakura, and when Naruto sees you… he'll want Sakura back! But don't you dare tell Sakura or anyone else!"
Lee gave a sad smile and a shrug, "Oh… so, that's it."
TenTen suddenly felt bad for her friend, "Don't worry, Lee… maybe she really will give you a chance! We are going to have you a makeover!"
Lee then covered his thick eyebrows, "Not the eyebrows!"
Grinning evilly, Ino got the tweezers, "Yes… those are getting thinner…!"
"Nooooo!"
Finally, Ino was done and with 15 minutes to spare.
"That wasn't so bad, now was it?" Ino smiled as she put her things away. TenTen looked at her new friend's look and gave a small smile, "Wow! You look so different!"
Rock Lee looked at himself in the mirror and sighed, "My eyebrows…!"
Ino had finally placed all her things away and shook her head, "Enough… they will grow back soon."
But Lee did look very different, with his eyebrows thinner and new hairstyle, along with outfit… he looked almost as good as an Uchiha.
He looked at himself in the mirror again and looked like he was the male protagonist of a shoujo manga.
Ino and TenTen had to admit, he looked pretty damn fine.
"Hopefully," TenTen began, "The girls will leave you alone and not cling like stupid lil fangirls."
Still looking in the mirror, Lee smiled, "I do look... Better."
All of a sudden, he turned his head and his speed in turning decreased dramatically as the background changed. It was all pink with those sparkly circles.
Sakura petals fell out of nowhere as he spoke in a deep male protagonist voice, "What is going on?"
TenTen and Ino looked around confused at the sudden background change along with sound effects, all shoujo.
"Looks like you are in the way to becoming an officially shoujo male protagonist." Ino said as she looked around.
"That means trouble." TenTen sighed while grabbing her head.
Lee grinned and twirled around, suddenly a big poof of smoke appeared around Lee.
"Lee!" Both girls yelled while running to him.
He had transformed into a stereotypical shoujo school uniform.
"Whoa…!" Lee looked at his new outfit, "Nice! First button undone, blazer on shoulder along with my school bag, and serious, but cool look!"
TenTen looked at a paper that fell and picked it up, "It says: To become a true shoujo male protagonist, you must be some jackass, but still love your female protagonist."
Ino frowned, "What does that mean?"
Lee crossed his arms, "Like in Black Prince and Wolf Girl, maybe Kaichou-wa Maid-sama, Usui wasn't really a jackass, but he did kinda blackmail her… or Kyo Sohma from Fruits Basket."
All of sudden Kyo appeared in the window, "Hey, shut up, newbie! You don't know me! It was always an accident with Tohru!"
Tohru appeared while entering the front door with tears in her eyes, "Y-You mean you never loved me?"
Kyo's eyes grew wide, "N-No, wait! That's not what I meant by accident! I meant, hey, Tohru, wait!"
Tohru gave a fake smile, "No, it's alright. I understand. Mother always wanted me to understand!"
With that she ran away with Kyo chasing after her.
TenTen placed her hands on her hips, "Why does she always bring up her dead mother up in literally every conversation?"
Lee frowned with tears streaming down his face, "Shut up, TenTen! She's suffered enough! She had to live in the woods for two weeks, two weeks."
"Oh, my god, Lee!" TenTen sighed.
Gasping, Ino looked at her watch, "Shit, I gotta go. See you later! TenTen, I trust you with this plan! And Lee, you're hired for the job! Bye!"
As Ino left her place, TenTen turned to Lee and said, "Come on Lee, I need to give you some lessons."
"Lessons?" questioned Lee as he followed TenTen out the door.
As they reached outside, they headed towards a small park. TenTen then said, "Alright. You will learn how to become a gentleman! What would you say once Sakura gets here?"
Rock Lee pondered for a second and grinned, "I'd say: Sakura! You look extra hot today!"
TenTen slapped her forehead and sighed, "This is going to be a long day..."
Neji had just finished his report and turned it in to the Hokage.
As he was walking back towards the Hyuga place, he spotted TenTen with some guy at the park.
He stopped walking and watched them from afar.
'What is she doing with this guy? Who IS he? Why is he wearing a school uniform?' Neji thought as he carefully tried to get close without either of them noticing.
"Damnit!" TenTen cried, "No, say it with feeling!"
Lee nodded and said, "You are so beautiful... I'd do anything for you!"
Nevi's eyes grew wide and with confusion, 'Did... Did TenTen find someone? I had always thought she liked me...'
He then heard TenTen sigh, "No! What was that? You have to say it differently, not all dramatic either."
Then, some girls walked past them and giggled at Lee.
Lee blinked a bit and thought, 'Are they laughing at me?'
One of the girls whispered: Man, he's so cute! Is he a new shinobi here?
TenTen crossed her arms, annoyed. She then yelled at them, "Hey! Get lost! He's already taken!"
'For Sakura, that is.' TenTen thought while glaring at the girls.
The group of girls all gasped at her sudden burst and walked away while giving TenTen evil glares.
Neji's eyes grew wide in horror, 'Ahhhh shit! TenTen really IS dating that guy! Who IS he?!'
Turning her head, she placed her hands on her hips, "Let's just continue… and you have to be more careful with those girls! It could ruin the date!"
Neji sighed as he turned around to leave. He couldn't continue to see both of them together.
'I think I lost my chance...' he thought while walking away from them. With a sad look, he went on home.
But as he was walking home, guy was following him while playing sad violin music.
Neji tried hard to ignore him, but it was getting very annoying.
Turning around, Neji yelled, "What the hell, man?"
Laughing nervously, the man gulped, "S-Sorry, dude! I get paid to do this!"
Neji looked confused with wide eyes, "Who pays you to follow sad guys while playing the violin?"
The man sweated nervously, "Gotta go, kid!"
Suddenly, a framed picture of a living room appeared and the man sang, "Blue's skiddo, we can too!"
And without another word, the man disappeared.
"The f-ck was that about?" Neji asked in disbelief.
As TenTen was busy "training" Lee on how to be a gentlemen, Shikamaru and Choji started to prepare themselves.
"Alright, Choji..." Shikamaru sighed, "It's almost time… We have to get Naruto here by 10. That's when Sakura is going to pass by with Lee..."
Choji nodded as they began to search for Naruto.
Looking throughout the busy village of Konoha, they tried to find Naruto.
Then, they saw Kakashi walking down the street with his ninja dogs. It looked as if they had just come from a mission.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Choji grinned as he ran up to him.
Kakashi looked up and gave a small wave, "Yo."
Shikamaru gave a nod and asked, "Have you seen Naruto by any chance?"
It took a while for him to think. But finally, Kakashi said, "I think I saw him near the hospital. I just came from the Hokage."
Giving their thanks and goodbye, both Choji and Shikamaru ran towards the hospital.
Sakura looked out her window from her apartment. It felt so boring not being able to do anything... Since she would be seeing Ino after work, Sakura didn't know what to do. Also, Ino had to wake her up that early…
As she looked out the window a whole bunch of random couples filled the area below.
"What the-?" Sakura blinked in confusion.
The couples all of a sudden started to make out as some kids threw flower petals.
Quickly shaking her head she turned away from the window and sighed.
Sakura pulled her hair and let a frustrated cry, "Damn it! Get out of my head, Uzumaki!"
She made herself fall on her couch and stayed like that for a couple of minutes.
'Get out get out, get outta ma head...' Sakura thought. 'And fall into my arms in-'
Shaking her head, Sakura decided not to finish those lyrics.
Suddenly an idea came to her head, "I know! I'll just visit Ino! Sure it's a bit early…"
Quickly changing into something casual, Sakura grabbed her purse and ran out.
"Maybe they need help at the hospital!"
But she stopped right outside and thought, "Oh, shit not now. I gotta see my drama first… wanna know who really killed that guy…"
So she turned around and sat down in her living room. Great job, Sakura…
As the day went by, Ino was now finally getting her short break. It was now about 9:30 AM.
"I have to check on Sakura!" Ino mumbled to herself as she walked past the front desk.
'I gotta convince her!'
But just in, Ino bumped into someone and it was none other than Sakura.
"Sakura?" Ino said in confusion, "I was gonna see you! I don't have a long break..."
Grinning, Sakura said, "Ah! I just... Wanted to check on you and things... Also, I gotta ask you something..."
Ino wrapped her arm around Sakura's shoulder, "Let's go sit outside, ok?"
As they both went to sit just outside the hospital, Sakura hesitantly began.
"I... I really want to forget him!" she blurted out.
'No matter how hard it will be...' Sakura thought sadly.
Ino watched her friend all sad, but on the inside Ino was singing. She didn't even have to work that hard!
Nodding, Ino smiled "Ah, yes! I understand you want to forget him? Then... Just go out with someone!"
"But who?" Sakura sighed, "Naruto doesn't want me in his life anymore, and... I can't keep hurting myself. He's not worth it..."
"I know!" Ino exclaimed as she turned to Sakura, "Just go out with Lee!"
Blinking a few times, Sakura said nothing.
"Oh, come on!" Ino exclaimed, "At least do it to make Naruto jealous!"
Crossing her arms, Sakura began, "Ino! I can't just use a person! He'll get hurt!"
"Don't worry, Sakura! He'll understand! Remember the motto?"
Squinting in confusion, Sakura asked, "What motto?"
"To make Naruto jealous!"
Sakura frowned, "I thought it was to forget him...!"
"That, too...! But mostly the jealous part!"
Sakura shrugged, "I mean... It wouldn't hurt, right? I mean, only Lee's feelings!"
Ino patted her friends back, "Alright. Go onto your date."
With wide eyes, Sakura exclaimed, "Date?"
"Yes, date! With Lee, who else? He's waiting for you outside your house! Bye, Sakura!"
Before Sakura could protest, Ino ran off into the hospital.
Sakura looked back at the direction of her house and stood up.
'Might as well... but how did..?'
The pink haired girl began to walk to her house. The sun was shining already very bright, so she shielded her eyes a bit. As she was a good distance away from the hospital, she saw Shikamaru and Choji running.
Sakura gave a wave and smile at them, as they quickly did the same thing while running past her.
"I wonder what their hurry is…"
"Ahhh shit, Choji!" Shikamaru ran, "She's almost home! We have to hurry!"
"Need!" Choji panted while taking out some chips, "Energy source!"
Soon they stopped near the hospital and looked around.
"Come on!" Shikamaru mumbled to himself.
And just by sheer luck, Naruto had just turned a corner facing them. He was eating some squid, enjoyably.
"Naruto!" both of them exclaimed as they reached him.
Looking up, Naruto grinned, "Oh! Hey guys, what's up?"
Choji suddenly asked, "Where'd you get that squid on a stick?"
He pointed downtown, "Just over there. It's really good."
Shikamaru grinned 'Yea, this can work.'
Choji nodded, "Why don't you show us?"
Giving a shrug, he agreed, "Sure!"
As Naruto led the way in the front, Shikamaru and Choji both gave each other a secret low five.
TenTen was hiding in the bushes just outside Sakura's home. Rock Lee was waiting patiently at her door, waiting for Sakura with a huge bouquet of flowers.
'Finally! After hard work, I finally get to go out with Sakura!' Lee thought happily, 'Even if it's a setup. Maybe I can really make her fall for me!'
"Can I help you...?" a voice asked behind him.
Turning around, Lee saw Sakura, eyeing him suspiciously with her hands at her hips.
"Sakura!" He grinned and nervously handed her the big bouquet of flowers.
"Lee? You look… different! How?" Sakura asked surprised and slowly received the flowers.
Nodding, Lee said, "Yes, I um… wanted to look good for our date!"
Laughing nervously, Sakura began, "Yea… well, I don't know how you got the idea but-"
Grabbing her hands, Lee said, "Sakura, please give me a chance! I know Naruto broke your heart and you haven't been yourself. So please give me a chance to make you happy!"
TenTen grinned from the bushes, "Nice…!"
Sakura sighed, "I can't promise you anything… I'm trying to forget… so, I'll try…"
Lee turned towards TenTen's direction and gave a big thumbs up while grinning. TenTen gasped and quickly hid. She angrily mumbled to herself, "Lee, you baka!"
"Who are you giving a thumbs up to?" Sakura asked looking at his direction.
Gulping, Lee turned around and quickly said, "Nah, I was just doing it to myself!"
Shrugging, Sakura said, "Alright. Let's just get going."
As they began to walk forward, Lee slowly reached his hand towards Sakura's hand. Finally he made contact, but she immediately stopped and pulled away.
"Um, Lee…! I don't think holding hands is really… necessary!" She nervously laughed.
Rock Lee nodded, "You're right, Sakura."
He suddenly signaled his arm out, waiting for her to wrap her arm around it.
"How about this?" He asked, smiling.
Rolling her eyes, Sakura smiled, "Sure, I guess…"
Sakura wrapped her arm around Lee's and they both started to walk.
TenTen started to follow them, careful that Sakura wouldn't catch her.
"You look so different, Lee!" Sakura commented, "I thought you were some burglar."
"With flowers waiting?" He asked.
"You know what I meant."
"No, I-"
Sakura then gasped at the place they stopped. It was a nice little café with the cutest decorations.
"This is so cute!" Sakura grinned as she let go of Lee's arm and into the café.
But before Lee could enter, some girls ran up to him and asked for an autograph or picture.
TenTen glared at them and sighed, "They are going to ruin the plan!"
As Lee was trying to pass by politely, TenTen stomped her way through and yelled, "Get outta here! This guy has a disease!"
All the girls gasped and turned to confirm it by Lee. He gulped and said, "Um, Yes! That is right! The disease of youth!"
The girls gave a sigh of relief and were about to resume to their fangirling, when TenTen yelled, "No! The disease is called 'gastroitis'! He farts so hard, his organs explode! If you smell his fart, you also get the disease!"
All the girls screamed and covered their nose as they quickly ran away.
Lee turned to TenTen and said, "Really? Some fart disease? And isn't 'gastr' having to do with the stomach?"
TenTen sighed, "It was the most random thing I could come up with! Now, go! Sakura probably went to the bathroom and she'll be back soon!"
But before he could agree, random sakura petals started to fall.
"Oh, no…" Lee sighed, "Must be the shoujo effect."
Suddenly from a distance, they heard a muffled song being played… the "Sakura Kiss" song, to be exact.
Appearing before their eyes, Tamaki Suoh appeared in his uniform while holding a red rose. The background changed dramatically, "Hello, fellow new member…! I am Tamaki Suoh, from Ouran High School Host Club!"
Then, the rest of the crew appeared out of nowhere, with the same effects and elegant music in the background, all doing their thing.
"What the-?!"TenTen yelled as even more shoujo male characters appeared.
"Before you are officially part of the Shoujo Male list…" Motoharu Yano from bokura ga ita said with a threatening look, "…You must have a tragic background story."
Lee pondered for a second and said while the lights got dark and the only light on was the one focused on Lee, "When… When I was a young boy…"
All of the male protagonists gasped.
"When I was a young warthog!" He sang.
But he got hit by Timone as he angrily said, "Hey! They want a tragic Shoujo story, not Disney, ya moron!"
Laughing nervously, Lee nodded, "Right… When I was a young boy, I could not use chakra like all the other kids my age here in the ninja world. I wanted to be a ninja so badly!"
Many of the group started to cry, except for the serious ones. Ok, maybe Zero Kiryu from Vampire Knight let out a small tear.
'The hell is chakra?' They all thought.
"That's so sad!" A cry was heard from the roof. Everyone looked up and frowned.
"Get outta here!" Tomoe from kamisama hajimemashita yelled angrily.
Lee looked up to see Goku from Dragon Ball Z, crying.
"Why does everyone hate him?" TenTen asked Tamaki.
"Because… he's so cool and strong! I mean, look at him!" He frowned. He then yelled, "Go back to Shoen, you freak!"
TenTen sighed, "Um, this is a shoen manga-"
But she was interrupted by a loud voice coming from above. She gasped, "Vegeta!?"
He laughed loudly while in the air and arms crossed, "You idiots better start running! Kakarot here can destroy you in less than a second. But I can destroy you faster!"
He prepared himself to fight, but Goku placed his arm around Vegeta, "It's alright, Vegeta… Someday we'll become shoujo protagonists! One day, Vegeta! Now, back to the Dragon Balls!"
"I really need to stop being around you weaklings…" Vegeta groaned.
Both disappeared and Tamaki sighed and turned to Lee and TenTen happily, "Anyways, we hate Shoen Characters!"
TenTen frowned, "This IS a Shoen manga! Ever heard of Naruto?"
The whole group gasped dramatically while sakura petals fell on all of them on a colorful background.
"What?!" Tamaki gasped as he turned to Kyoya for answers.
Punching in numbers in a calculator, Kyoya then fixed his glasses with one finger, doing the anime glasses thing, "Looks like this is true… we are currently in the middle of a fanfic made by a girl with nothing better to do… a Naruto fanfic."
Tamaki frowned and took out a badge from his pocket, "This was going to be given to you, but since you are a Shoen character, you can't have this. Let's go back to our shoujo lives, guys!"
All of them disappeared one by one. Lee watched in sadness and disappointment, "W-Wait! I can do all the other shoujo moves! I was born for this…!"
"Save it, kid!" Kyo frowned, "Tohru doesn't want to talk to me because of you!"
TenTen sighed, "You two end up together and have a beautiful family."
Kyo blushed and crossed his arms, "Well, it's not like I was complaining."
Tohru passed and sighed, "I knew mother was right…!" And then she ran away along with the other shoujo characters.
"Tohru, wait!" Kyo ran after her and also disappearing.
Lee gasped, "Sakura! With all this, we totally forgot about Sakura!"
"Well, go after her!"
Nodding, Lee gave another thumbs up and into the café.
Sure enough, Sakura was in the bathroom and had just come out.
"I'm sorry I didn't tell you where I went. I was in the restroom, but had to wait because they were cleaning it." Sakura said as they took a seat at the window.
"It's ok!" Lee smiled.
The waitress in baby pink came in all happily, "Hello! Here is the menu! Pleas signal me when you are ready to order~!"
Sakura and Lee both took the menus and looked over.
But just outside the restaurant, Neji was walking past and saw a whole bunch of shoujo characters. He scoffed, "Shoujo characters…"
Ryuuji Takasu from Toradora frowned, "Actually I'm not really a shoujo charcter. Literally half these guys aren't."
Neji shrugged and kept going. He was heading up to train with Gai, but he turned his head and his eyes grew wide.
'That bastard!' Neji thought angrily while staring at Lee and Sakura, 'Now he's going out with Sakura?! Who IS he, anyways? TenTen will be so devastated to find out this guy is a fake!'
Without another word, he stumbled right in the café and in front of Sakura and Lee's table.
TenTen watched, thinking he would just say hello… but then her expression turned into horror.
"Hey!" Neji yelled angrily at Rock Lee. Neji still didn't know that Rock Lee had some transformation done.
Lee turned his head and smiled, "Ah! Neji!"
Neji frowned angrily ad grabbed Lee's collar, causing sakura petals to fall out, "How dare you go out with two people at the same time!"
Sakura looked at Lee confused, "What?"
Rock Lee was also confused, "What the hell, Neji? Didn't TenTen tell you?"
Neji grabbed his collar tighter, "Shut up! Quit acting like you know me! When TenTen sees how you really are, she'll be very disappointed!"
Lee frowned and tried to get out of Neji's grip, "Neji! What are you talking about! I'm going out with Sakura!"
Sakura was still confused and said, "Neji, let him go...!"
Neji ignored Sakura's request and glared at Lee, "Listen, don't lie to me! I saw you in the park with TenTen! How long have you two gone out? Why wasn't I informed of this! What TenTen needs is a real man, like me! Not someone low like you!"
Sakura placed her arm on Neji's shoulder, "Let go of Rock Lee, Neji!"
Neji's eyes grew wide suddenly and nervously laughed, "L-Lee?"
Finally letting go of his grip, Lee tried to fix his collar, "Yes! Who did you think I was?"
Blushing furiously, Neji tried not to make eye contact, "I... I thought you were someone else. Damn it why didn't you tell me you had some makeover?"
Lee patted his friend's back, "I'll explain later... And now all my suspicions are true. Bye, Neji!"
Lee pushed Neji out of the restaurant. Still filled with embarrassment, Neji slowly walked away towards the training grounds.
'Now they will know for sure…' He gulped nervously.
TenTen angrily walked up to Neji, "You almost ruined the whole thing! Why would you attack Lee that way?!"
Neji tried not to look at her; he just looked past her and said in the calmest voice he could muster, "I was just… testing him."
But before TenTen could respond, she gasped and pulled Neji into the bushes.
"What?" Neji asked.
Both peeked up to see Shikamaru, Choji and Naruto eating some squid.
TenTen sighed, "Ok, I guess I should do some explaining. I'm sure Ino would also like your help."
"Hmm… fascinating…" a deep voice said in behind them.
"What the?!" TenTen asked a bit taken back, "Umetarou Nozaki from gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun?!"
Yes, he was hiding with them while taking notes, "Sorry, I was just observing for my manga."
Neji frowned, "You're big for a shoujo protagonist."
Nozaki laughed, "You don't really know…"
"Heeeeelllooooo!" Takeo Gouda from ore monogatari grinned happily while standing in front of them.
Meanwhile, Shikamaru saw Sakura with Lee and quickly finished his squid.
"Yo, why don't we go in here?" Shikamaru asked as Choji finished his food.
Naruto shrugged, "I guess. Hey, isn't this place new?"
Nodding, Shikamaru led the way inside.
Lee and Sakura had already ordered some cute pastries and she was laughing at Lee trying to be funny with a strawberry. He was trying to balance it on his nose while making weird noises, "WHoAAA WATCH OUT! GWEEEHH!"
But somehow, he was making shoujo bubbles around him, and when they popped, it got all sticky.
"Sir, please stop causing a mess!" A waitresses asked as she was cleaning, "Also, with the random sakura petals."
"I'm sorry!" Lee said, "I don't really know how to control it yet."
Naruto looked up and saw Sakura laughing at someone he had never seen before.
Shikamaru grinned at Choji and then patted Naruto's back, "Oh, look Naruto! There's Sakura! With… someone with a lot of sakura petals…"
'Where's Lee?!' Both Shikamaru and Choji thought confused. Of course, none of the three knew of Lee's transformation of becoming the male protagonist of a shoujo manga.
"Let's go greet them!" Choji grinned as they began their way.
Naruto wanted to protest, but was pulled in by Choji.
As they made their way, Sakura looked up and stopped laughing. Confused, Lee turned his head and then smiled, "Hey! How's it going, guys?"
'He knows us?!' All three guys thought.
"Hey, Sakura!" Shikamaru smiled and then turned to Lee, "And…?"
Laughing, Lee said, "I got a transformation! For my date with Sakura!"
Naruto's eyes grew wide and he cried, "A DATE?!"
Sakura smirked and pulled Lee's arm, "That's right. I'm going out with Rock Lee now!"
Lee blushed a bit and nervously laughed, "Yea…! Why don't you all join us for a while? After this, we're going out for a walk."
Shikamaru and Choji pulled a chair to their table, "Sure!"
Naruto just stood there, glaring at Sakura and Lee filled with jealousy.
'I can't show any signs…' Naruto thought 'No matter how much it hurts me… I have to protect her. Besides, it's with Lee… he's a good person.'
With force, Naruto pulled a chair, but the only room left, was to sit next to Sakura.
'Ahh shit.' Both Sakura and Naruto thought anxiously.
I'm so sorry. I was looking at this again and I go wtf? Ha, anyways thanks so much for all the support! And its kind of funny when I see "blah blah is now following the perfect plan" like lol… yea. Anyways, im updating tomorrow soo yea. Thanks again, and I hope you all enjoyed this chap!