An Inu Player's Love
by Zaru-san
Rating: M (language, violence, lime situations)
Pairings: Kagome/Inutaisho, Caty/Sesshomaru, Sango/Inuyasha, Hitari/Miroku
Chapter Summary: Two days after the inu brothers move in, they invite their friend Miroku over. What can possibly happen with such a sweet guy like Miroku? oO Let's find out, shall we?
A/n: Sorry it took so long for this chapter to come out. :D Hope you like this one.
It's been two days since Inuyasha and Sango had their little talk in the kitchen. The two seemed to be getting along well and it was beginning to worry Kagome. Why should she worry? Inuyasha seems to be a decent guy when he's not being a player and he's really nice to Sango. But Kagome knew that Inuyasha was waiting for the right moment to lure Sango into his dirty trap of seduction and embrace. Although, Caty seemed to think differently that perhaps Sango and Inuyasha were just getting along because they were their house guests, so of course they should be nice to them. At least that's what Caty thought.
Hitari was in the kitchen frying up some bacon for BLT sandwiches for lunch for the household when Sesshomaru walked into the kitchen speaking on his cell phone with somebody. She continued to work, but discreetly was listening in as hard as she could at Sesshomaru's phone conversation. Sesshomaru went to the refrigerator and opened it to pull out a bottled water and closed it again. He sat down on the island and opened it while talking.
"Yeah, it's fine." He said.
She could faintly make out what the person was saying but she was sure he was talking to another guy about her and the others. "What? Nah. They're cool. Although, I still don't know why father didn't allow us to move into our own place next door or something." He paused a moment. "Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Come on over and I'll show you." He pushed the end button and flipped his phone shut. He took another swig of water and stood up walking near Hitari. "Whatcha cookin'?" He asked.
Hitari cleared her throat and continued to cook. "I'm making bacon for some BLTs. You want some?"
He leaned over her shoulder slightly and sniffed. Damn, that bacon smells really good. I wonder if she added anything to it. "What kind of bacon is that?"
"Honey bacon. Smells good, huh?" She asked while smiling. In the last couple days, Hitari had calmed to the subject of the guys living in the house because they had not flirted, well, okay they flirted with the girls, but didn't try to seduce any of them into their beds. They were actually pretty good now and she tried her best to be as nice and decent to them as possible.
"Yeah. It smells real good. Did you add anything to the bacon? It doesn't smell of just honey."
"Yeah. I added just a little crushed spice and sprinkled it over the bacon on each side that I cook. Yummy smell, right?"
"Delicious." He smirked and stretched an arm around her shoulder. "Maybe I should have you cook at the mansion sometime? We could use a decent cook."
She just smiled and giggled. "Maybe. If everything turns out all right, I'll consider it."
He kissed her lightly on the cheek then licked the spot with the tip of his tongue. "I can't wait to taste these BLTs." He whispered in her ear, then walked away and out of the kitchen.
Hitari gulped, but kept a small smile on her face. He's being nice and flirty. Just as long as he doesn't touch me wrong or say anything indecent, it's all good. And that thought done, she continued on with the cooking.
It was a little past one o'clock in the afternoon with the doorbell to the shrine house rang. Caty walked to the door and answered it.
"Yeah?" Outside was one of the hottest guys she had ever seen. He was pretty tall, almost Sesshomaru's height and had jet black hair with a small ponytail in the back. His eyes were a purplish-black and seemed to sparkle and bore into her. She gasped slightly but smiled. "Uh, can I help you?" She asked.
He smirked. "Yeah. I'm Miroku, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha's friend. Are they here?"
Caty nodded. "Uh, yeah. Come on in. Sorry for my rudeness." She stepped aside and allowed Miroku to walk into the house and closed the door behind him. Straightening herself, she stared at him awing in his rugged handsomeness.
"Uh, can you direct me to where they are?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Um, Inuyasha's in the living room and Sesshomaru is in his room upstairs."
"Where might the living room be, my lady?"
She giggled. "Go straight through that arch right there and turn left. Living room is right there. You can't miss it cause it's the only room that is there."
He laughed. "Thanks." He turned away then back again. "Might I ask your name?"
"Caty. Caty Kiys."
Miroku bowed his head and smiled. "Caty Kiys, it is a pleasure to meet you. I am Miroku Kamigawa. Are you an American?"
She nodded. "Yeah."
"You are absolutely beautiful."
"Thank you." She smiled shyly and pushed a strand of hair behind her ear. "You're...handsome, too."
He smiled and grabbed her hands. "Caty, would you do me the honor of bearing my children?"
Her eyes went wide suddenly with the sudden question. "Wha?"
"Will you bear my children? I believe we could make beautiful children together. Will you consider it?"
"Um..." What the hell? I just met this guy a few minutes ago and he's already asking me to bear his children? Damn. He really must be friends with Inuyasha and Sesshomaru to be asking this question right away. "Um...I just met you."
He moved himself closer to her and breathed hot breath on her. "Think about it." He whispered and dropped her hands slowly and left.
Caty blinked. Bear kids with a guy I just met? Nope. Sorry. Can't do that.
Inuyasha was in the living room speaking with Sango while she was polishing her hiraikotsu. Inuyasha said something to make her laugh and that was when Miroku made his presence known to the inu-hanyou.
"Miroku! Don't you knock?" Inuyasha asked, standing up arms folded across his chest. "What the hell are you doing here anyways? And how did you know we were here?"
"Sesshomaru invited me over to come and hang out, Inuyasha. Damn, what's up your ass these days?" He countered folding his arms across his chest like Inuyasha.
"Nothing. Just I'm trying to talk with somebody and you gotta interrupt us."
"Then I'll just go find Sesshomaru, then. Where is he?"
"In his room most likely."
"Thank you. I'll just bother him then."
"Please do that, Miroku." Miroku smirked and headed out, Inuyasha sighing in relief. "Thank you." He said to himself and sat back down turning toward Sango and smiling.
"So who was that?" She asked very interested. He's kinda cute.
Inuyasha shrugged. "Just a friend of me and Sesshomaru's. Nobody really big." He replied and crossed his left ankle over his right leg. "So, where were we?"
"We were talking about the dumbest demons we ever slain."
"Ah yeah. Might you have an interesting tale to tell this time, Sango, my dear?" He asked, eyebrows raised waiting for her to amuse him.
She just laughed. "Uh, I have quite a few actually."
"Do tell." He urged and sat back against the couch.
She stopped polishing hiraikotsu and smirked at Inuyasha. Boy, he's really nice. I like him. "Well, there was a leader demon guy of an army of hundreds of different demons."
"Variety, huh?"
"Yeah. A variety of demons. Anyways, this owl demon ordered several of the demons to kill me and Caty. But, of course, we were trained well and dispatched all of them and the owl demon got really mad. He wanted to destroy us pretty badly, but it was not gonna happen and he knew it."
"So what happened?"
"He ordered the rest of the demons to attack but nothing happened." She began to laugh. "H-He turned around a-and, hehe, the army of demons had vanished. They were gone like bats out of hell and he gulped and was dispatched as well. His last words were, 'Oh shit!'"
Inuyasha shook his head, completely taken by this girl before him. She's really something. I never actually thought talking with a girl could be really interesting and she is pretty interesting. I'm definitely gonna take things slow with this one. "So, Sango, what are your plans for today?"
"Uh, patrol. Caty and I have to patrol this afternoon."
"Oh, I see. So then what are you doing tonight?"
She thought about it. "Nothing that I know of. Why?"
"Well," he leaned forward and set his hands on top of her thighs, "I was thinking we could see a movie together and maybe have some dinner after to talk about the movie and some more of your interesting, and I mean interesting, stories."
She blinked. Is he asking me on a date? A real date? Is he for real? He's a player, but has a player ever asked a girl on a real date before? Movie and dinner? Should I trust him? It wouldn't hurt to go out with him I guess.
"Um..." She paused. "I guess it would be all right if we went out for dinner and a movie."
He smiled and nodded, removing his clawed hands from her lap. "Great. I'll set the reservations at the restaurant and see what movies are playing tonight. What kind of movies do you like?"
"Horror and action."
He chuckled. "I like those, too."
"Really?" She asked surprised.
He nodded. "Yeah." Wow. We have something in common. Cool. Even more better to wait for the right time to seduce her into my bed.
Miroku continued out of the living area and turned as he smelled something cooking. Somebody really knows how to cook here. I've never smelt anything this delicious before in my life. Screw Sesshomaru for a few minutes. I wanna see what smells so good. He followed the smell into the kitchen and saw a young girl with blonde and purple-streaked hair cooking away on the stove.
"What is that delicious scent?" Miroku asked from the doorway.
Hitari was surprised and turned to see him standing there. "Oh, dear! You scared me!"
He smirked and chuckled. "I'm sorry. I just couldn't help but follow that smell. What is it?"
"Um, I'm making honey and spiced bacon BLTs for lunch." Hitari soon smiled. "You must be the guy who Sesshomaru was speaking with earlier on the phone, right?"
Miroku nodded at the girl. "I'm Miroku. And who might you be?"
"Hitari."
He smiled. "A pleasure to meet you, Hitari." The girl was gorgeous. Possibly more gorgeous than girl he had ever been with before. Smirking to himself, he headed over to her and leaned against the counter next to the stove.
"So, uh, Miroku, what brings you into my kitchen?" Didn't I just ask him that?
"Like I said before, my dear Hitari, your cooking. It smells exquisite."
She just blushed at the comment. He was such a really good looking guy. Not even good-looking. He's hot as hell. I've never seen anybody as hot as him before.
"Uh, thank you very much." She bowed to him respectfully.
"No need to bow to me. I'm just a regular monk."
"You're a monk?" She asked wondering why if he was a monk, he was not wearing any monk robes.
"Well, yes. I trained to be a monk ever since I was little and have since then grown up and out on my own, but I am just living a normal life, not the life of a monk, my dear."
This guy used to be a monk? Why the hell would a sweet guy like him be hanging out with Inuyasha and Sesshomaru? Could he be like them and is just looking for a way to get into a girl's pants? "Ah. Well, I guess if you really were truly a monk, you wouldn't be hanging out with those manwhores then, now would you?" She asked eyebrows raised, arms crossed while waiting for an answer.
He sweatdropped as he scratched the back of his head. "I've known them since I was little. We're all childhood friends. That's why I know them."
Hitari flushed and looked away. "Oh. I'm sorry. I thought you were exactly like them."
"No, Hitari, I'm not. I am just friends with them. Although, I have had my share of the opposite sex more than enough times, but never truly used them as I have had relationships with each girl. Not one night stands." I wonder if she's buying my lying...He sweated.
He's gotta be lying. I can tell by his sweating and the way his eyes are just boring into me...Oh, damn, he's got hot ass eyes! No, Hitari! He's just like Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. But I can't judge until I see him in action, right? Nah. I can't do that. I'll be nice...for now.
"I'll take that answer for now, Miroku." She turned back to the stove. "Now, if you will please excuse me, Miroku, I have some cooking to do."
"Sure. Uh, see ya around?"
"Yeah. You are going to stay for lunch right?"
The monk thought about it. "Sure, why not? I can't wait to taste that bacon!" He wiggled his eyebrows and headed away from the kitchen.
"That guy sure is weird." Hitari mumbled to herself. "But he's hot." She silently put in and continued cooking.
Just a little bit later, everybody gathered into the dining room to have lunch. Miroku joined them just as Hitari questioned herself about whether or not it was a good idea to have him there. She brought in a tray full of bacon, lettuce and tomato. Hitari brought in the mayonnaise and knives so each person could have their own to make their food with.
"Everybody enjoy!"
"Yeah! Let's eat!" They all shouted happily and dug in.
Hitari set her purple and blonde hair up in a ponytail and sat down beside Miroku who was trying to smile with a mouthful of food. She just laughed and made her own lunch.
Pretty soon, everything was almost gone. Even the mayonnaise. The guys leaned back against their chairs rubbing their stomachs.
"That was awesome bacon! I could eat that every day!" Inuyasha stated while giving a thumbs up to Hitari.
"Thanks, Inuyasha. I accept your compliment graciously."
"Not a problem, Hitari." He sighed and tried to sit up, but he was too full to move. "I can't move."
Sango blinked at him. She was sitting next to him finishing her fourth BLT sandwich off.
"What do you mean you can't move?"
"I can't move, Sango! Can't you tell?" He asked motioning to his body. There was a slight bulge in his stomach from all the food he had eaten.
"Damn! You ate almost eight damn BLT sandwiches, Inuyasha! No wonder you can't move! You're such a pig!" Kagome laughed at the half-demon.
He growled. "If I could move, you'd be running right about now."
"Hey, if you could run, you'd lose all that weight you just gained from a single lunch!" She laughed again.
"That's it!" He shouted trying to sit up. "Sango, help me sit up, I gotta kill the priestess!"
"No you will do no such thing, Inuyasha! Now, you just waddle yourself upstairs to your room and rest off all that food!"
"Not you, too, Sango! Don't be cruel!" He jokingly cried.
The black-haired demon slayer smiled and laughed at the half-demon. You make me laugh, Inuyasha. That's something a guy never did before. "Oh, poor baby. Want me to help you, Inuyasha?" He nodded helplessly. "Okay. Come you, you big lug." That said, Sango lifted the demon out of his chair and she walked with him out of the dining room.
"Sango, don't let him fall on you or you'll be squished!"
"Not funny, Kagome! Apologize right now!" Sango was getting mad. Nobody better talk that way to my Inuyasha. Whoa! Wait, did I just say 'My Inuyasha?' That so did not come into my head!
Kagome sighed. "Sorry." She said and meant it.
Inuyasha nodded. "S'okay. Come on, Sango, I probably will fall if I don't lie down!"
Both of them left the room and could be heard chattering up the stairs.
"I better rest as well after a meal fit for a demon such as what I received from Hitari." Sesshomaru said and stood up with much effort.
"Sesshomaru, do you want me to help you as well?" Caty asked standing up from her seat.
He shook his head. "I am all right, taijiya. Do not worry about me." He began to topple over. He was really full and very tired. The demon could barely stand on his own two feet without tripping over them.
"Maybe, I should help you, Sesshomaru. It would probably be best."
He nodded. "Fine. Just hurry and help me then." And she did. Both moved out of the dining room.
Kagome got up as well. "I gotta finish sweeping up the shrine grounds. I'll see you guys later, right?"
Miroku nodded. "It was a true pleasure to make your acquaintance Priestess Kagome." He bowed.
She bowed back. "Thank you, Monk Miroku."
"Please, just call me Miroku. I'm a monk on the side."
She smiled. "Call me Kagome then."
"All right. Well, it was an honor to meet you, Kagome."
"A pleasure as well, Miroku." And she left the dining room leaving Hitari and Miroku by themselves.
"So, Hitari, do you need help cleaning up? I could give you a hand if you want."
Hitari gasped. He wants to help. There must be something in his perverted little mind. Caty told me earlier before I got lunch done that he asked her if she would bear his children. And he only just met her. Could he have something for Caty? Or does he just ask anybody?
"Uh, thanks, Miroku. That would help a lot." She gathered up some plates stacking them on top of the other and picking them up.
"Hitari?"
"Yeah?"
"Would you like to go on a date with me Friday night?"
All that could be heard was the breaking of glass.
TBC...
A/n: Haha! hides from everybody You know what that was, right? It could have been anything, right? Hehe! I left you hanging! I left you hanging! Don't worry! You'll find out what happened in the next chapter that will be out sooner than you think:-D
Ja ne
Zaru-san