Once upon a time in Anotsofaraway land there lived a family of Bears. There was Hector-Bear, Lisa-Bear, Jessica-Bear, Keith-Bear, and Marcus-Bear. One day, because their porridge was too hot, the Bear family decided to take a walk.

That same day a little girl named Gildalocks was wondering through the wood looking for trouble to cause.

"Go stir up trouble," Gildalocks' mother, Francine, had told her.

"Yeah, go chop down a bean stalk," her father Manny instructed.

"Or you could drop spiders on girls eating… uhh… cheese stuff," her uncle Danny had said.

"Or you could steal Little Bo Peep's sheep, I've never liked her!" Gildalocks' Aunt Annie suggested.

So, looking for trouble, Gildalocks entered the Bears house.

"Oooh! No ones home!" Gildalocks exclaimed, "I'll make a list of all the things I can disturb! So, first I'll eat their porridge, then I can break their chairs, next I'll unmake the beds, and last I'll smear shaving cream all over the mirrors! …do bears use shaving cream?"

Gildalocks sat down at the table and tested the Big Bowl Of Porridge.

"Too hot," she said.

Then she tried the Medium Bowl, "EWW! Tastes like turnips!"

Then the Medium-Small Bowl, "too cold!"

"Too lumpy!" she declared the Small Bowl.

But the Minuscule Bowl was "just right!" and she ate it all.

Afterward she sat down on the first chair, "too big!"

The second chair, "too squishy!"

"Eeek!" the third chair broke!

The next one was "too hard!"

Gildalocks sat down in the last chair and made a face, "Eww! It smells like pickles!"

After testing the chairs, Gildalocks went up stairs to the bedroom. Inside there was one big bed and three smaller ones.

She sat down one the big one, "too squishy!"

The second, "too hard!"

"Just right!" she cried, trying the third one. Gildalocks decided not to try the last bed (mostly because she could smell the pickles from where she was), and quickly fell asleep. Then Gildalocks had a scary dream, in it the Bear family had come back!

"who's been eating my porridge?" Hector-Bear asked.

"They hardly touched mine!" Lisa-Bear commented.

"Well, duh, it tastes like turnips," Jessica-Bear said.

"Hey! Someone ate ALL my porridge!" Marcus-Bear complained, "and my pickle-of-the-day!"

"No, you ate your pickle before we left," Keith-Bear pointed out.

"Riiight"

"Hey! Someone's been sitting in my chair!" Hector-Bear said.

"And mine!" This was Lisa-Bear.

"And mine!" Keith-Bear.

"And mine!" Marcus-Bear.

"Ohmigosh! They BROKE mine!" Jessica-Bear cried.

"We'd better go upstairs!" said Hector-bear, "they might of smeared shaving cream on the mirrors!"

"We don't have shaving cream!" Lisa-Bear said.

"But they might of done something to our bedroom!" Keith-Bear added.

The Bears burst into the bedroom and that's when Gildalocks realized that it wasn't a dream!

"Hey!" Keith-Bear cried, "someone's IN my bed!"

Gildalocks screamed, then she jumped out of bed, climbed out the window , down the tree, and ran all the way home.

"Mother! Father! Aunt Annie! Uncle Danny! Guess what I did today!"

Francine: Gilda, you will make a great prankster some day.

Annie: yeah, great job kid.

Gilda: Gee… thanks!

Annie: if only we could turn down your perkiness *shutters* I hate perkiness.

Hector: I'm an animal, AGAIN!

Manny: Is that ALL you can say about anything?

JAS: This is the last one like that, 'kay? Calm down. Hey, where's Lisa?

Annie: I made her disappear… He he he.

JAS: Really? How'd you do that?

Annie: my secret.

JAS: GAH! Bring her back Scrambler!

Ohmigosh! I sorry it's taken me soooo long to update! Right now I'm working on the next chapter of this story (Princess and the Pea spoof) and some one shot Music Man ideas. So, yeah. Please review! ~JAS