Naruto: WELCOME TO KONOHA DAILY NEWSSSSSS!!!!!!
Sasuke:Why are you yelling?
Naruto: ~ignores Sasuke~ I'M YOUR HOST NARUTO UZAMAKI!
Sasuke: .... -sigh- and I'm Sasuke Uchi-
Naruto: ~interrupts Sasuke~ Sorry Naomii couldn't be here at the moment, she said something about murdering elderly peopl-?
-Naomii walks in, well levitates in acutally-
Naomii: Hey! Did the show start already?
-Sasuke and naruto stare at Naomii in disbelief-
Naruto:....Woah HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?!
Naomii:~stares at Naruto as if he has ten heads~ What are you talking about? doing what?
Sasuke: ~points to the space between naomii feet and the ground~Doing that? levitating of the ground?
Naomii:......what are you bakas talking about? Levitating?
Sasuke:.............Never mind, just never mind, i don't even care anymore. We're on Air
~Naomii shoves naruto out of her seat~
Naomii: Welcome back to Konoha daily news! I'm your host Naomii Seishi
Sasuke: Naruto already said thi-
Naomii: ~interrupts Sasuke...again~ I. DON'T. CARE. GOT THAT? I'LL SAY IT TEN MORE TIMES IF YOU INSIST ON INTERRUPTING ME!.....Ahem sorry for my tardiness, I had some........issues to fix
Sasuke:....It seems like you didnt fix your issues, now that your still acting like a bi-
Naomii: SASUKE UCHIHA STOP TESTING ME!!!! do the disclaimer jerk!
Sasuke: Naomii doesn't own anyone from this story.....except herself, her sister, and her cat thank god
Naomii: Good now help Naruto up!
Sasuke: ~mumbles under breath~ I swear i'm quittting this job. I cant take this abuse much longer.
Naomii: ~puts on cute smile~Enjoy!
(A/N just to make sure noone gets confused this whole chapter is in Naomii's point of view.)
~Naomii POV~
Ugh! I'm telling you that troublesome women hates me! she couldn't wait ten more minutes! TEN MORE FLIPPIN MINUTES! now I'm late oh my gosh, thanks mom! THANKS! now I'm really gonna catch everyones attention.
"'I can't wait on you Naomii, you know the way bye' she says" I said under my breath.
Making my way through the door, I found everyone stop to look at me. Looking away in embarrassment I quickly try to find a seat and apologizes to Iruka. Without realizing who I was sitting next to, I felt a hand place itself, gently, on my thigh. I looked at the hand with wide eyes, OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! why me WHY?! as if the outfit isnt bad enough. Now I'm truly getting molested under the table great! what else God, what flippin else!
"Hello beautiful you look stunning this evening" Mizuki whispered in my ear, so he wouldn't interrupt Iruka's boring and corny speech.
"Mizuki sensai no disrespect but I'm in a very bad mood right now" I said, glaring at my mother; who is on the other side of the room. You win this round Yoshino Nara, you win this round. I shall never embarress you infront of your mom friends again.
"What seems to be the problem love? I don't like seeing a gorgeous girl,like yourself, so angry" He asked in a lusty way. While stroking my thigh and making his way higher. Ok I"m getting so sick of this petifile, he has in the count of three to get his clammy hands of me.
One.
"You know, I know the best way to make you happy-
Two.
- I promise every minute will be amazing you won't regret a thing"
THREE!
"and I would like to thank my partner, Mizuki, for helping transform these caterpillers into butterflies" Iruka said gesturing Mizuki to make his way up there. Thank god! I eyed my brother, who was looking at me, and mouthed the words 'caterpillers into butterflies?' Shikamaru just looked at me and shrugged and mouthed the words 'corny speech' and turned his attention to the petifile.
I looked around the room to find out where everyone else was, I saw Hinata sitting next to her...I think thats her father, and her little sister. Wow her little sister is soo KAWAII! just like Hinata. I kept looking around and found sasuke sitting next to two fangirls! HA pay back is a bickering baby. He was sitting down with his arms folded, giving Mizuki all his attention with a bored look. I stared at him with awe, he was actually you know, I don't want to say it. He was that word that you describe hot guys...... KUSO I said it! He looks good in a suit I can say that much.
Feeling my gaze on him, he turned his gaze on me. We sat there staring at eachother for a good thirty seconds before a smirk settled on his face and turned back to the new speaker.
"were you that astonished by me that you're drooling over my presense" I heard a very annoying voice say to me. Ignoring the petifile, I picked up a napkin to wipe the drool that was sliding on the side my face. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DROOLED FOR THAT THAT TEME!!! EWWW!!!!!!!!!
"and before I leave I would like to say.....enjoy your meal" Iruka said walking towards his seat. I looked towards Sasuke again and found a seat next to one of the fangirls, I think her name was.....Bino....kino.....sluto.....Bimbo......somewhere along those lines. As I got up to sit next to Bimbo, I felt the same clammy hands grab my hand.
"Where are you going beautiful?" Mizuki asked me, in what sounded like a desperate tone. man is this guy pathetic.
"To my new seat where everyone keeps their hands to themselves" I replied snatching my hands away from the pathetic petifile, and making my way to my new seat. Unfortunantly my new seatmates didnt look to excited to see me. Bimbo and Forhead glared at me as I sat in my new seat.
"What is she doing here?" I heard Bimbo whisper under her breath.
"Just like you, I was invited here to celebrate my peers who deserve, even though some people don't deserve, the oppurtunity to be one of the most important things in Konoha. A hard working ninja who devotes there life on learning how to protect their village, rather than desperate pathetic little sluts who daydream in class on how to get it on with a guy who clearly doesn't care for them and finds them repulsive. That's why I'm here" I replied to her question while looking down at my menu. Feeling her angry aura I prepared my self for her comment.
" Excuse me but just like everyone else, I worked hard to become a ninja practicing everyday and studying every night! And I wouldn't be talking, look at you making your way to Sasuke with that pathetic excuse of a dress! So I would look in the mirror before I call someone a desperate pathetic little slut, cause you look like a fucking whore to me. You stupid little bit-" Before Bimbo could even finish her sorry insult, I "accidently" spilled red soda on her white dress.
"Oh so sorry, I was just so frightned by your sorry insult coming out of your newly gradutate mouth that I forgot my Anbu techniques and must've spilled juice on your beautiful dress. Sorry" I apologized to her as she ran towards the bathroom with Forehead following behind her. I took that oppourtunity to sit in her seat next to the smirking Sasuke and saw my brother sit in Forhead's seat.
"What's wrong with your face?" I asked Sasuke watching his smirk switch to a frown and his eyes glaring at me.
"Yeah you know Mom is gonna lecture you about this, she watched the whole incident" I heard my brother comment after I ordered my food. I looked at him and shrugged my shoulders. I mean whats new, apparently I'm always wrong when a conflict occurs. Man I can't wait for this night to end.......
BEEP BEEP BEEP CRASH!!!
"Stupid alarm clock" I mumbled under my breath and made my way to the bathroom. Hearing a knock on the door I found my mom looking at me.
"Honey you have a visitor" She said before closing the door and leaving me to take my shower. A visitor this early in the morning...how wierd.....
Making my way downstairs I found blonde hair. Taking a better look, the mysterious blonde haired wonder turned around with a large grin on their face and a sparkling Konoha head band on their head................................................
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NARU-KUNNNNNN'SSSSS A NINJA!!!!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHOMYGOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, actually yes I can, BUT STILL YOU'RE A NINJA A NEWLY IMPROVED NINJA!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A NINJA IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE A NINJA! DUDE YOUR A NINJA YOU GRADUATED FROM KONOHA ACADEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE YOUR GONNA GO PARTIES, PEOPLE GONNA BE AT PARTIES AND THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE THERE AND THEY'LL SAY DID YOU HERE SOMETHING AND THEY LOOK AND YOUR CLANGING UP ON THE CEILING AND YOUR GONNA BE LIKE JUST THROW THE CAKE UP HERE PLEASE!!! DUDE YOU'RE A NINJA!!!!" I yelled in excitment as I spun Naruto around before we fell from dizziness.
"Naomii you fogged up my headband" Naruto said laughing.................
*****few minutes later******
"Hey Naomii?" I heard my cute blonde friend say. I turned towards his adorable little voice and asked a simple yeah.
"remember that time, when we were eating ramen I told you that everyone in the village basically hates me and I didn't know why?"
"Yeah"
"Well I found out why last night" I froze mid step and looked at Naruto with a serious face, seeing his face in a very sad expression.
"I have a demon inside of me" He said finally after our very long silence. I grabbed Naruto in yet another hug and told him that no matter what I would care for him even if he has a demon inside of him.
"you know what just for having a demon inside of you, I'm gonna treat you to some ramen" I said poking my adorable blonde's cheek.
"AGRIGATOU MIMI-CHAN!" He yelled hugging me as we walked towards our class.
*****In Class*****
Did a miracle happen? Did God realize that it's not nice to pick on those who love him? Did Iruka realize that it's smart to do background checks on his employees? MIZUKI IS GONE! GONE!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!! I don't know what happened to him and I really don't care! I'M SAFE SAFE WITH A CAPITAL N.O. M.O.R.E. M.I.Z.U.K.I!!! This is the beginning of a beautiful day!!!!!!
Finally pay attention to Iruka, with the urge to hug the dolphin man, I realized that he was discussing the teams.
"Team seven.....Uchiha Sasuke...Haruno Sakura-"
"YEAHHHH!!!" Sakura yelled
"baka" I mumbled
"-....Uzamaki Naruto-"
"YEAH!!" I rolled my eyes with a smile on my face, Naruto is so adorable
"-...and Nara Sakatora-Naomii"
"YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!" Naruto yelled again louder this time.
******During lunch*****
Man I really miss making fun of Sasuke, now that Mizuki is gone I get my chance. As I was walking past a bench I found 'Sasuke' about to kiss Sakura. Wow how dumb can you be Sakura, even my cat, kirei, can tell you that that's Naruto.
"Baka" I mumbled as I continued to find Sasuke. Man is this guy difficult or what. I kept walking around searching for Sasuke's chakra signal........
Ding Ding Ding, She shoots, She scores!!!! Found him, trying to hide in a building are we? no no no You can't run away from meee. When I walked into the building, I instantly fell on the floor laughing.......
"!!!! OH MY GOD THAT'S RICH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WHAT A NERD!!!!!!" I continued to laugh until I felt my stomach about to explode.
"Aww poor Sasu-kun, we're playing damsel in distress huh?" I asked after settling my self down. I saw him glaring at me, it sounded like he was saying something but that gag was making it difficult for me to understand him.
"What is that you want me to help you?" Sasuke just continued to glare.
"No I know what you want, you want me to eat all your food and leave you there to use your ninja skills and escape. ok" I said and reached for his food. Unfortunnatly his food was to close to his feet and he kicked it away from me.
"Fine, if I help you out I get to eat your food" He just continued to glare
"I'll take that as in you agree with me" I said as I undid the rope on him, and snatched the tape off his mouth, causing him to flinch.
"here" He said as he tossed his food towards me and walked away.
"Yo moody where are you going?" I asked
"To find Naruto"
"Ok don't kill him" I said as I ate his food.
*******Later******
ahh nothing is better than someone else's lunch in your belly. I walked down the path towards the academy when I heard Sasuke insulting Sakura. You know a nice person wouldn't laugh at someone when they're getting their heart broken.....
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! WHAT A UNFORTUNATE LOSER!!!!!!!!! AHH OH GOD MAN!!!" I laughed as Sakura cried making me laugh harder. I settled down when Sasuke started walking away from the disturbed scene, and I just decided to follow him. You see I don't like him or anything it's just wherever Sasuke goes, funny things tend to happen and Naomii likes funny things. I continued to follow him until he stopped infront of Naruto. I tuned him out cause Sasuke wasn't being funny and my ADD (no offense to any one with ADD cause sometimes I seriously get distracted easily) kicked in and I started to stare at a butterfly....I hate butterflies. Suddenly I heard a rucus going on and finally decided to pay attention. I looked towards the direction of the noise and found an army of Narutos arguing over the bathroom. I looked at Sasuke and found him dumbfounded by the scene and just walked away muttering loser. I just walked the opposite direction going into the building.
*******After lunch****
This was the time to meet your sensai. However if you have a sensai that's the only one late then when do you think you'll meet him... in neverary that when. I put my head down for a little nap while waiting for my sensai, I mean if he's gonna be late I should pick up on my beauty sleep I've been dying to have ever since i started this stupid academy again.
"NARUTO STOP FOOLING AROUND!" I heard a very annoying voice yell. I looked up to see what the commotion was and apparently chicken butt did too.
"This is a Jonin, he won't fall for such pathetic tricks" I heard Sasuke say, what ever naruto is doing a great job.
"WAY TO GO NARUTO!!! SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS!!" I yelled supporting my friend.
"Well this is what he gets for being late, all the other teams sensais picked them up even Iruka sensai left" Naruto complained while placing an eraser on the top of the door.
"Yeah that good for nothi-" Before i can finish I saw the eraser fall on to a forest of gray hair...........HOLY SMOKES!!! NOT HIM. Perfect explanation for the tardiness. I looked at everyone's reactions, I saw Sasuke looking like he was about to shoot himself. It's ok Emo kid. Naruto lookes like he's about to blow up from holding in his laughter.
"It's his fault I told him not to do it" Forhead said pointing to Naruto.
"Hmm my first impression is........I hate you" The silver haired jonin said.
****Later***
" Ok how about we introduce ourselves" The grey haired sensai suggested to the ninjas infront of him.
"How do we start?" Sakura asked, you talk about your self duh baka
"You know your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and goals"
"Why don't you show us?" Sakura asked him, it's not flippin rocket science.
"Alright, My name is Hatake Kakashi, my likes and dislikes are pointless to say and my hobbies and goals are non of your buisness" Kakshi replied to her. Yep just how I remebered him, a jerk.
"That was pointless we only learned his name" Sakura whispered making naruto nod in agreement. I listned to everyone go already knowing almost everything about Naruto, not caring about Sakura, and kinda intrested in Sasuke's little description of himself.
"Now our last little ninja, It's your turn" I heard Kakashi say referring to me.
"Ok I suggest you take out a notebook and write some things down, I my name is Nara Sakatora-Naomii, just call me Naomii, I like actually love my cat Kirei cause she's adorable and isn't annoying, I also like cherries and sugar and mostly anything with cheese and sleeping; I hate PINK!!! FANGIRLS!!!-" I said glaring at Sakura
"-and basically anything girly; my hobbies are sparring with my Dad or brother, playing with kirei, singing, and a new one on the list making fun of emo guys with sticks up their butt; and my goal is get my vegence...." I ended leaving everyone in that very awkward, tense, silence......
Wow how long has it been since I last uptated, sorry everyone for my absence I had some issues I needed to fix. And school is kicking my tail feathers off I hoped you like it
Sakatora naomii Nara out**