On the way home, the boys walked home, going past a few stores on their way such as suburban stores and a few gaming stores, fast food places. Danny was too exhausted to notice.
"Danny, c'mon, cheer up." Lorenzo then said.
"Yeah, I mean the greatest inventors started off on a flat note. Even the Chicago Bears started out as complete hopeless failures too." Chris then said to Danny.
"Well, thanks, I kinda feel better." Danny then said, feeling unsure if it's supposed to be a comment or an insult about Chicago's NFL team.
"I'm glad." Chris then said, comforting Danny.
Then, as they walked, they noticed something that caught their eye, an advertisement for something big and it was the grand opening night. Beavis stood there, in awe. He then gutturally laughed in excitement.
"Hey Butt-Head! Check it out!" Beavis then excitedly said. The boys headed there and they all gasped in excitement. Tonight was the opening of Dave and Buster's.
"Woah! Dave and Busters opens tonight!" Butt-Head then excitedly said.
"Meet Han Solo...live!" Harold then said excitedly.
"Look! They even have the state of the art bone warping gravity rides!" Danny then said.
"I can hang out with Han Solo..." Harold then said.
"And there's an all you can eat buffet!" Chris then said.
"Who cares?! MEET HAN SOLO LIVE!" Harold then said.
"We're there, dudes." Butt-Head then said.
"Butt-Head's right, guys. We've gotta go to the grand opening tonight!" Danny said, happily.
"Yes!" Butt-Head then said, and after that, Beavis and Butt-Head imitated guitars and sung Black Sabbath's Iron Man, getting it right, note-for-note.
However, their smiles vanished, thinking about something that would undoubtedly forbid them to go.
"Yeah, about that, my mom won't let me stay out after dark." Chris then said.
"Well, it is a school night." Danny then said, rubbing his chin in thought. "Pukin' Pluto, this is the grand opening we're talking about. There's gotta be something we can do!"
Then, they noticed someone's bike tires squealed, it was Duncan riding a punk bike, he then stopped with his feet and faced the boys.
"Just do what I do, sneak out." Duncan then said, everyone gasped in shock.
"What?" Chris then said.
"Did I stutter?" Duncan then said, "I said sneak out."
"Well, my parents..."
"What? You're kidding me. You're gonna be kids forever? What your parents don't know won't hurt them, right?" Duncan said.
"But sneaking out is so...so...barbaric, Duncan." Danny then said, repulsed by the thought of sneaking out of the house.
"And even if we did, wouldn't we have to try to get past the high school detective squad, that, and we'd have to pay for the tickets." Beavis then said.
"Uh, we saved up our childhood allowance, Beavis, Buttknocker." Butt-Head laughed, much to Beavis' irritation.
"Dang it, Butt-Head, stop calling me Buttknocker!" Beavis angrily said.
"Whatever, guys." Duncan said. Then he turned his attention to Danny. "Anywho, anybody who matters is gonna be there, and there's only one grand opening, Danny." Duncan then began to pedal his cool bike into the alley on his route home.
Danny and the guys were in awe.
"Well, as long as Chet doesn't go, I'm fine with that." Lorenzo then said.
"Normally, I never trust Duncan. But what do you think, Danny?" Harold asked.
"Well, I'm not gonna lie about that, there's only one opening night, and I can't argue about it with Duncan." Danny then said. "Well, according to the Newville Journal of Medicine, monkeys are influenced with ease through positive enforcement, like the giving of a banana. And the same principles should work on our parents since monkey and human DNA differ by 3%."
"Me and Butt-Head don't have parents." Beavis then said.
"And my dad works as a fisherman." Chris then said.
"It's the principles, not the food that matters. It's this new thing called, "Psychology". Butter em' up! That's all you have to do. I'll call you guys later. We're going to Dave and Busters tonight!" Danny then said, before pressing a button on his backpack strap, and wings with rockets appeared out of his bag.
Then, the jetpack started to act funny, and then after a few minutes, Danny started to jet quicker than the jetpack would let him.
"Uh, I guess there's another programing error in his bookbag jetpack." Butt-Head then said.
While Danny's flying-
Danny was having a hard time controlling the jet pack, he then noticed that he was heading towards Smallville High School, where the Freshmen and Sophomore Students such as Dash Baxter, Amy, Samey, Rodney, Flash Thompson, Lightning, and others were having a cook out.
But he was about to crash into it!
*CRASH!* The cook out was ruined, and all of the High School students were glaring at Danny.
"Fenton! You ruined our cookout! Good thing I'm hungry for a beatdown!" Dash then said, raising his fists.
It's the kids baby, It's the kids baby
It's the kids c'mon
"I'm outta here!" Danny then said, flying for dear life, trying not to get splatted by any vehicle.
Yo, It's the kids (keep it locked up)
Got to heat it up, heat it up
What's the deal (what do you want,
Got to give it up, give it up)
Make way (put it on
Gonna hook it up, hook it up)
How's that (leave it up
Leave it up to me)
Danny flew into the skies and floated there, looking for something, then he spotted a jewelry store, and flew there, unfortunately, the jewelry was expensive.
It's the kids baby, It's the kids baby
And you know I'm coming through
It's the kids baby, (Now what you gonna do)
That didn't stop Danny. He then had an idea, "I know!"
Yo, It's the kids (keep it locked up)
Got to heat it up, heat it up
What's the deal (what do you want,
Got to give it up, give it up)
"Fenton!" Dash was heard, Danny noticed and saw the High School freshmen class chasing after him angrily, prompting him to fly away into a sea themed restaurant, startling a few people, and when he excited, Danny has a fishing net filled with clams and oysters.
Make way (put it on
Gonna hook it up, hook it up)
How's that (leave it up
Leave it up to me)
"Well, there's a few oysters, now, there's a lump of coal coming up!" Danny then said.
Leave it up to the kids grown-ups own up
Even when they mess up acting like
It's all sewn up, mom and dad think
We need to have a talk
Danny then flew near a train carrying coal, and he then he took the opportunity to grab a lump of coal and fly away.
"Thanks, Soos!" Danny then said.
"Hey, dude!" Soos, the train driver said.
Let the kids rule the world
Boys and girls, you can't blame us for
Nada, you taught us to follow orders
'Cause I'm the baby (done da da)
Danny then flew past the vineyard and grabbed a few roses and then flew to his house.
Make way (put it on
Gonna hook it up, hook it up)
And how's that (leave it up
Leave it up to me)
Danny headed to the shed, and he landed near it, and then he noticed that there was a note.
"Danny, your parents are out, Maddie's buying groceries for Thanksgiving Dinner, and I'm out playin' cards with Peter Griffin, Mr. Cervantes, and Tom Anderson, will be home around 6, and Make sure everything's set for the Bears/Lions thanksgiving game this Thursday. Love, Jack Fenton. PS. I ate all the nachos.
Then, Danny placed opened the shed door and entered the shed. He then placed his hand on a scanner, and a female computer voice said, "DNA Match confirmed. Welcome home, Danny."
Then, Danny pressed some buttons, and a hole underneath him opened.
"Entry tube closed for maintenance." The computer voice said, but too late, Danny jumped in and landed somewhere, very painfully.
Danny's underground lab-
Danny entered a mysterious laboratory, and Danny noticed Perry was charging up.
Perry then chattered in excitement as he ran towards the boy. Danny then grabbed an empty aluminum can and waved it at Perry.
"Hey, look what I brought you, aluminum!" Danny then said, encouragingly. "Want it? Sit..."
Perry did so.
"Roll over..."
Perry did so.
"Play dead."
And as soon as Danny said that, Perry literally exploded to pieces, and Danny backed away in shock.
"Uh...Mental note. Fix bug in obedience chip." Danny then said, and just then, Perry put himself back together and looked good as new, he chattered and begged for the aluminum can.
"Good boy!" Danny threw the can, and Perry leaped and ate the can with one go. Danny then said, "Alright, let's check on the experiments, Perry."
Danny and Perry walked throughout the laboratory, it was full of inventions made from home appliances or scrap on one side, and on the other, there were inventions that looked futuristic, overall, the entire lab looked futuristic, and Danny went into the main part of the lab, the computer room.
He then went over to a table full of inventions, a hamster wheel was moving by itself, or is that what it would seem.
"Well, the invisible hamster's going well." Danny then said, then he walked over to a gigantic flower that looked like a flytrap, only it looked monsterous.
"Let's see how the snob eating plant is doing." Danny then said, holding 3 pictures of Ashley, Chris, and Duncan. The plant then sniffed, and then, the plant roared and bit the picture of Ashley. "Excellent choice. As usual."
Then, he went over to a can of soda.
"Ah, the world's first burping soda! A guaranteed one burp per sip!" Danny then said, he then took a sip, and burped. He chuckled. Perry then licked some of the soda, and burped.
"Excuse you." Danny jokingly said. Danny headed to the main computer and checked anything. The computer typed "ZERO MESSAGES", much to Danny's surprise.
"Wow, no response from our satellite message yet." Danny then said, surprised. He then said in a confused tone, "Geez, you'd think we should've heard from an alien civilization by now, it's been a whole day."
Perry then chattered in agreement.
"You know for an animal that doesn't do much, you give useful advice. Well, it's time to get to work!" Danny then said.
He proceeded to use a time microwave to get the oysters to hatch pearls in their mouths, he managed to turn a lump of coal into a diamond using heat. But what was he planning? He can't possibly think of using bribery, right? Well, if it comes to a night at a party, he's thinking about it!