Nikki watched from her really really big goat telescope, all that was
happening on the middle of New America. I know this cuz I was with her
planning the invasion of well if I told you it might ruin the non-existent
plot. Oh well it wont hurt to tell. She is gonna attack Mandy and hold
Sarah hostage for Chris's goat and...wait I'm getting to far ahead of
myself.
Well we developed this ingenious plan that was soooooo intricate that it was a waste of time to do all 888 steps. So the plan was simple, get Chris and Sarah to the local stuff buyery, AKA Wal-mart. Then get Chris to buy us the entire store, and then while he's paying for it all, we hide in the open field next to Wal-mart and pretend to be trees. Then when he will walk out side we will rush him and try to knock him down but we will fail, then as he regains his balance, we get Sarah to follow into Chris's van and leave him behind with a note in the parking place of his van. The note will read as follows:
WE HAVE YOUR WAR CLERK, IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER, GO TO THE CORNER BOOKSTORE AND ASK FOR AGNES. THEN DO THE CHICKEN DANCE AND HUM THE TUNE REALLY REALLY LOUD. BRING THE GOAT ALONG, AND A SIGN THAT SAYS: RIDES FOR 88 CENTS. THEN LEAVE THE GOAT WITH JOAN, AKA AGNES. THEN SPIN AROUND 4 TIMES AND DISCO DANCE OUT OF THE STORE. SHE WILL RETURN WITHIN 88 HOURS MAYBE! BWaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
Well we developed this ingenious plan that was soooooo intricate that it was a waste of time to do all 888 steps. So the plan was simple, get Chris and Sarah to the local stuff buyery, AKA Wal-mart. Then get Chris to buy us the entire store, and then while he's paying for it all, we hide in the open field next to Wal-mart and pretend to be trees. Then when he will walk out side we will rush him and try to knock him down but we will fail, then as he regains his balance, we get Sarah to follow into Chris's van and leave him behind with a note in the parking place of his van. The note will read as follows:
WE HAVE YOUR WAR CLERK, IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER, GO TO THE CORNER BOOKSTORE AND ASK FOR AGNES. THEN DO THE CHICKEN DANCE AND HUM THE TUNE REALLY REALLY LOUD. BRING THE GOAT ALONG, AND A SIGN THAT SAYS: RIDES FOR 88 CENTS. THEN LEAVE THE GOAT WITH JOAN, AKA AGNES. THEN SPIN AROUND 4 TIMES AND DISCO DANCE OUT OF THE STORE. SHE WILL RETURN WITHIN 88 HOURS MAYBE! BWaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!