Chapter 4: Grand Opening

11:00 AM Wolfwood is waiting outside, smoking a cigarette. A little bit anxious for the first day.

Vash: [comes strolling around the corner] Hey Wolfwood!

Nick: Hey Vaash. Ready for the grand opening?

Vash: Of course I am. {Pulls out an apron] See?

Nick: "Kiss the Stampede Cook" Oh yeah, that's fantastical

Vash: I know!

Milly and Meryl soon come bounding down the street.

Milly: Hallo Mr. Vash!  Hallo Mr. Wolfwood!

Vash: I'm glad to see that our employees are happy.

Meryl: We always try to stay optimistic when we take on a job.

The four of them walk through the huge door. The restaurant standing before them.

Nick: Ok…Vash, you go to the kitchen and get the stoves and grills warmed up. Meryl, help him set up in there.

Vash: Yes sir!

Meryl: Got it.

Nick: Milly, I want you to make sure that everything in the bar is ready for serving.

Milly: Glasses down and bottles open!

Nick: I'll go take down all the chairs off the table.

So everybody quickly went to setup their positions. 11:25 came quickly.

Nick: 5 minutes until showtime! Y'all ready?

All: Yes!

Nick: I wonder if anyone is out there, yet? [puts is ear to the door]

Vash: [shouts from the kitchen] Do you hear anybody?

Nick: Quiet, Needle Noggin! I hear muffled conversation and that s about it. [Looks at the clock] 11:30….time to open.

Wolfwood slowly opens the front door. He drops his chin in shock. At least twenty people are standing outside waiting.

Nick: Damn…

Nicholas did what any restaurant manager would do….put on a bullshit smile and welcome everybody in.

Nick: Welcome to the Stampede Steakhouse. You will be the first ones to eat here!

Old lady: Do we get something free?

Nick: No.

Old lady: Shucks…..

Nick: Alright, alright, you get your drinks free.

Crowd: Yah! Woo-hoo!

Nick: If any of you have a gun you have to check it in.

Young guy: Why?

Nick: Cuz I don't want any of you trying to shoot my head cook.

Young guy: Oh….Well that makes sense.

Nick: Enough yakking, everybody…[Nick gets trampled by everybody]…..in. Ow….

What zany trouble will our new restauranters get into? Only time will tell.