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Alice POV

My dear brother needs to understand that it's not okay to just waltz into other peoples minds. What's it to him that I tried to buy the mall? It's not like I actually did... and besides I merely inquired about what that type of purchase would entail. If Bella had only waited she would have realised that I wasn't actually going to buy the whole mall... maybe just a store or two.

"Alice," I snapped out of my rever when the detective started to speak. "Do you think that maybe you have a problem with shopping?"

"No, I'm a very good shopper. Ask anyone." How appalling that he would even THINK to ask me whether or not I was a bad shopper.

"Oh i'm sure that you are a very good shopper, what I meant was that maybe you shop too much." I feared for this mans sanity.

"There's no such thing as too much shopping." I heard Edward make a noise that was cleary supposed to mock me. I turned and gave him a glare. "Excuse me Edward, but just because I am the only one that cares enough to keep you dressed well doesn't mean that you need to make snide remarks. Be grateful that I put all that energy into your wardrobe." Edward rolled his eyes and I decided to keep the conversation going in our minds. "Oh boy you just wait until there's a mountain lion that you want to drink and I get to it first. We'll see who's laughing then buddy."

Edwards eyes widened slightly because he knows by now not to take my threats idily.

"Miss Cullen, I think we need to discuss exactly what happened earlier. If you wouldn't mind I would like a quick recap of how you and Miss Swan managed to end up at the scene with stolen clothing. I would also like to know why you were accused of kidnapping."

"Well first off," I gestured my tiny handcuffed hands towards Edward. "Edward is the one who said that I kidnapped Bella and he only said that because he was in a bad mood." I didn't both to see my brothers expression... I knew that he would be scowling at my blame.

"Is this true Edward? Did you falsely accuse your sister of kidnapping."

"Yes and no." Oh great Eddie make this more complicated then it already is.

"Can you elaborate please?"

I turned towards Edward and gave him my best 'explain yourself and make it good' look. He sighed extra loudly and folded his hands on the stainless steel table that we were all sitting at.

"Well, I said that she kidnapped Bella because she took her away from me to go shopping. Bella doesn't even like to go shopping. So yes I guess you could say she took Bella against her will....but....Alice did not take her with any intentions of holding her for ransom.. I would've known if she was thinking to do something like that." Emmett chuckled slightly at the way Edward snuck in an innuendo to his mind reading ability. "Anyways," Edward continued,"I was upset when I realised that Bella had gone shopping because I knew that she wouldn't have been enjoying herself and I yelled at Alice to not kidnap her like that anymore. Your partner clearly misunderstood the severity of my words."

I gave one fierce nod and looked towards the detective. He had moved closer towards our side of the table and was squinting his eyes slightly as if he was trying to figure out what large secret we were hiding.

Well, the secret is that we're vampires. But he will never know.

"I think I need to get something out in the open here," Emmett started to speak and flung his arm around Rosalie while he did so. "Detective Baked is it?"

"Baker."

"Ok well, Detective Baked, My family and I aren't normal." He wouldn't... he wouldn't would he?

Edward looked at me and mouthed 'he would'. Poor Bella attempted to kick Emmetts leg under the table but only hurt her own foot against my brothers tree trunk calf.

"Emmett..." Jasper let out a low growl of a warning that was only for our ears. Rosalie unlatched herself from him and starting threatening jeep parts and sex privledges at vampiric speed.

"Not normal?" Baker again started to inch backwards slightly. "In what way are you all not normal?" Emmett had a pained expression on his face from all the things Rosalie was saying and I pictured him weighing out all his options in his mind.

"Umm.. well you see we all..." Bella was at a loss for words and looked towards each of us for an idea.

"We're all addicts." Jasper finally blurted out.

"Addicts? Drugs?" Detective Baker looked straight towards Emmett as he said the word drug.

"All kinds of things, not just drugs." I said while trying to defend my husbands claim.

"You Miss Cullen, I would assume, are addicted to shopping?"

"No, I'm not addicted, I'm just..enthusiastic." Jasper started fidgeting next to me while I talked and I placed my hand on his shoulder as a way of showing my concern. He glanced over towards Emmett who was blatantly staring down Rose's shirt. I could nearly feel the lust coming off of Emmett and I wasn't even the empath in the family. Poor Jazzy.. he must be so uncomfortable right now. Detective Baker seemed to notice the change in Jaspers body language because he cleared his throat and pointed towards my husband.

"Are you okay there son?" Jasper gave a quick nod and slid his hand onto my knee in an attempt to calm himself. Baker continued, "You seem a little... shaky?" More like he seemed a little horny.

"He's bi-polar" Rosalie said with a slight grin playing at her lips. "He left his medication back in Washington with our parents."

"Oh, well.." Again he inched his chair back. "Is that maybe why the soda incident with your brother and-" Our poorly dressed cop looked at Edward and Bella's intertwined fingers,"his girlfriend, got so out of hand?"

"Fiance." Edward and Bella both said in unison. Baker shook his head slightly.

"Of course, fiance, sorry. So is that why the situation escalated to a physical one?"

"No," Jasper looked towards his one hand that was still on the table. "It because we misunderstood each other, Edward already said that."

"Yes, I realise he did, but I think that we should go over the details. Now I know that your brother got angry because he thought that you drank Bella's soda but I have two questions. Number 1, why would that matter? And number 2, why did he think that?" I gave my husband a quick glance and he seemed to be okay so I let him answer for himself.

"It would matter because if I had drank the soda then Bella.." He winced slightly as he looked at his future sister and I assumed that he was remember the time he nearly did drink her.. "Bella would become..dehydrated." The detective nodded more so to himself then any of us.

"I see, well, dehyrdation can be problematic."

"Yes it can be." Edward intergected.

"And the reason he thought that," Jasper continued, "Is because I had ketchup all over my mouth.."

"Ketchup?" Baker sounded skeptical. Bella jumped in again with an explanation.

"It was a red soda... so it's easily mixed up." I surpressed a giggle.

"And Jasper, might I ask why you had ketchup all over your face?"

There were five seconds of complete silence and I felt my husbands emotions switch again. Rdaiating off of him was disgust and anger. He sat up a little straighter and began to answer Bakers question with slightly more malice in his voice.

"The reason sir, is because my dear brother Emmett dared me to eat some." A loud guffaw came from the end of the table and Emmett doubled over in laughter. Rosalie sighed.

"Jasper buddy," Emmett attempted to speak through his hysteria, "You're only saying this because you're going through withdrawl from your meds!! I told you not to overmedicate but you're just SUCH AND ADDICT!!!"

"You're such an idiot Emmett!" Jasper stood up and nearly knocked over my chairi n the process, the anger was quickly turning into rage. "This is actually all your fault! If you were a little more mature and didn't INSIST that I eat ketchup because I accidentally stepped on your precious pet 'mr. spider' then Edward would have never attacked me. Alice would have never unintentionally stole all those clothes from the mall and we wouldn't be here!!"

It was now that Baker decided to jump back into the conversation.

"Do you over medicate Jasper?" My husband whipped his head around and nearly screamed.

"You're not more concerned about Emmett and his insanity? No I don't over medicate!"

"But you said you were an addict." Baker stared Jasper down and was clearly feeling some of the rage that Jasper was spewing out to everyone else in the room. "I think we need to delve into this medication problem. In fact, I would feel better if I called the hospital and checked your prescriptions. Please tell me the number of the hospital that you go to and the name of the docotr that you go to."

Jasper stared in bewilderment and slowly sat down again. Baker handed him a piece of paper and a pen and Jasper slowly took them. He wrote down Carlisle's number at the hospital and handed it back over to the detective.

'Oh this should be rich'

Edward nodded in agreement and smiled.

There you go! Alice's POV... Next is Jasper POV! And Carlisle will be in it (on the phone anyways) Please review!!!!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR READING!