Sorry it took so long to update, I could explain it but then you would end up with the tragic tale of my life instead of the story so ladies and maybe a gentleman, Sophomore Slump chapter four.

Edward came up behind me and kissed my neck. "How was your day?"

A million things poured out for me to say but I only said the one thing that would come out of my mouth, "Do you think I have abnormally large boobs?"

Edward, who was obviously caught off guard murmured, "What?" hoping that he had heard me completely wrong, though we both knew he did not.

Thankfully Rosaline was there to answer for him, "No, your boobs are tiny, you are like a twelve year old girl. You should get implants." Rosaline said then began filing her nails to the perfect shape that they already were at.

"Thanks Rose," I knew that she had good intentions. Her good intentions were just smashed with no tack. She nodded and walked away.

Emmet was happy to take her place, "Why are you worried about your tat-tats, are the kids teasing you again? They can be so vicious these days."

Emmet however had no good intentions what so ever, "No Emmet my 'tat-tats' are fine thanks for asking. Though I was asking my HUSBAND not…. You."

Emmet through his hands in the air, "touché," then walked away to join Rosaline.

Edward had more sympathy than either Rosaline or Emmet, only if he had the slightest bit of empathy. When he wrapped his arms around me I shrugged instead of hugging back, with that he commanded, "Okay talk."

I bit applauded I demanded to know why he wanted me to suddenly talk.

"Because we both know that something is bothering you other than your self image, so speak." At this point I was convinced of two things; one that I was going to get Edward to say tat-tats if it killed me, and two Edward knew me way to well.

"I just still feel invisible, I thought that once I was a vampire people would notice me but I don't think that they will. But it is not important." I looked in the mirror manly to avoid Edward, but while I stared at myself I noticed how little I changed from my human form. I was a little more definite, I had slightly darker hair and my eyes were yellow of course but over all I looked virtually the same.

"I see you."

I knew that like Rosaline Edward meant well but it was like when your parents told you that you were beautiful, while they may be honest it does not make you feel any better. "Edward I-." I did not know exactly know what to say, "I am just having a human moment."

Okay so I don't know where this serious chapter came from, I guess that you will have to ask my plot producing machine. Anywho please review….

-theoneyouforgot-