Kenyasha267: "Hey Folks, I'm back"Sano: "Goody"
Kenyasha267: "You got that right, anyway, I have a special guest today, Alba"
Alba: "'sup"
Sano: "Wait. What happened to that Chad character"
Kenyasha267: "Not here at the moment. Anyway, Alba, what would you like to say to our audience"
Alba: "This is not my real name, but its good name since it is the last name of a certain actress"
Kenyasha267: "Dear God, not the obsession again! Yahiko, please do the disclaimer before our friend has a chance to continue on"
Yahiko: "Right. Kenyasha267 does not own Rurouni Kenshin or any actresses. He does however claim the Magic Screwdriver, Chad, and Alba (not the actress!). Kenyasha267 also requests that you look at his profile, because IMPORTANT info has been placed on there. Also, if he calls me small, short, kid, shrimp, tiny, or vertically challenged I have the right to use him as a punching bag"
Kenyasha267: "Wait, why is that"
Yahiko: (Holding up contract) "You're the one that signed the contract"
Kenyasha267: "What contract"
Yahiko: "The one you signed in your sleep"
Alba: "Ha ha. Yahiko is a smart little brat"
Yahiko: "LITTLE BRAT!" (bites Alba's arm)
Alba: "Ow! That does it!" (chases Yahiko with sais)
Kenyasha267: "Well, while I try to find a way around the contract you enjoy the story"
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The Three Warriors chapter 4: The First Fight
After leaving the Akabeko, Kenyasha267, Alba, and Chad told everyone else that they had errands to run. As Kenshin and his friends walked back to the Dojo, our three heroes had an important conversation. "I say that we approach this calmly." said Chad. The groups was talking about the events in the Akabeko. They felt that those three people could become a problem later on.
"I agree with Chad." said Kenyasha267.
"I have a feeling that Boss Yamagata won't stand the humiliation dealt to him there." Alba stated.
"True, he may be looking for revenge. Kenshin and his friends should be fine against them, but the two of you are defenseless." observed Kenyasha267.
"Wait, aren't you defenseless like us?" asked Chad.
"No, I have the Magic Screwdriver." stated Kenyasha267.
"We should probably find some weapons for us to use." said Alba.
Of course, while this conversation was going on, the three had entered the market area of Tokyo. Go figure. As they were walking by, Kenyasha267 was looking at the stands and found a weapon stand (A/N: Wow! Convenient isn't it?). The merchant who ran the stand was selling katanas, sais, and ninja stars. Kenyasha267 couldn't believe that the man was selling katanas, considering that they had been banned, but figured that the man was selling them as either collector's items or sacred items (A/N: Today katanas are sold for the same reason. People buy them for a collection or as a sacred object, like a crucifix.). The group decided to buy their weapons there. Unfortunately, they had no money (A/N: No Yen. Come on! You expected them to pull Yen out of their asses?). The lack of funds was a serious issue.
"Now what are we supposed to do?" asked Alba.
Unfortunately for our heroes, Boss Yamagata was in the same area.
"Hey, Seji! Look who I found. It's the bastards from that restaurant!" proclaimed Jiro after seeing our heroes.
"Jiro, please do not do anything foolish. Let us let Boss Yamagata decide our next action." Seji calmly suggested.
"Hmmm. I believe we should send a message to their friends. Show them what happens when you mess with Boss Yamagata." said Boss Yamagata.
Jiro and Seji unsheathed their katanas and made their way towards our three heroes. It was Chad who noticed them first.
"Uh… Guys? I think we have a problem." Chad stated.
Kenyasha267, thinking quickly, took some weapons from the merchant stand. He took a katana for himself, sais for Alba, and ninja stars for Chad.
"Here guys," yelled Kenyasha267 as he threw everyone their weapons and turned again to the merchant, "Sorry about this."
The fight began. Alba took on Jiro while Kenyasha267 took on Seji. Jiro charged at Alba hoping to catch him off guard, but Alba caught the blade with his sais. Meanwhile Seji and Kenyasha267 were pacing in a circle trying to evaluate their opponent. Seji made the first move by using a right thrust. Kenyasha267 dodged the thrust while counterattacking by swinging from the left, right under Seji's sword. The counterattack caught Seji across the chest, wounding him. Alba still had Jiro's sword locked. Alba kicked Jiro in the stomach and then let go of the katana. While Jiro was crouched over Alba delivered a roundhouse kick to the head, knocking Jiro unconscious. Seji wasn't out of the fight yet. Seji assumed a stance and moved slowly towards Kenyasha267.
"That stance would appear to be the best option, if I was the one attacking." said Kenyasha267
With that cue Chad jumped up in the air and threw six ninja stars into Seji, thus effectively taking him out of the fight.
Our three heroes had about two seconds to celebrate before Boss Yamagata stepped in. There was a frown on his face.
"You three are stronger than I anticipated," said Boss Yamagata while picking up his wounded henchmen. "I would look forward to fighting you sometime in the future, but for now I must make my leave." Boss Yamagata said as he turned and walked away.
"Well, that was easy." observed Alba. "Sorry about the ruckus." Chad apologized to the merchant.
"That's fine son, you can keep the weapons if you like. An enemy of Boss Yamagata is a friend of mine." said the Merchant.
All in all, it had been an interesting day, thought Kenyasha267. The decision to go to the Akabeko had lead to these events, and Kenyasha267 was wondering if there wasn't more to their current situation. Our heroes' arrival in this world was an odd one, but somewhat simple. Was there more to their arrival in this world? Were they destined to do something while there? Would they ever get home? These questions plagued the minds of our three heroes as they walked back to the dojo and call it a day. However, this day was far from over.
Our heroes heard a strange sound and looked up. A blue vortex had appeared, much like the vortex they arrived in.
"That could be our way home!" shouted Kenyasha267, hoping he was right. The three ran to the vortex, but by the time they got there the vortex had vanished. Instead, in its place stood a man with short and messy blonde hair and he had green eyes.
"Huh? Who are you?" Chad asked the stranger.
"The name is ShiryoYuko." replied the stranger.
Things were starting to get even more interesting for our friends.
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Kenyasha267: "Muhahahahahahahaha! Cliffhanger baby"
Sano: (sweat drops) "You don't have to act so evil about it"
Kenyasha267: "Quiet! You are interrupting my evil laugh! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-" (coughs from too much evil laughing)
Yahiko: (still being chased by Alba) "Serves you right"
Alba: (stops chasing Yahiko and tries to catch his breath) "How much- longer- can that shrimp- run"
Yahiko: "What was that"
Kenyasha267: "That reminds me! The contract"
Yahiko: "What about it"
Kenyasha267: "I found a way around it! You need to read fine print more often"
Yahiko: "Whaddya mean"
Kenyasha267: "Here, listen. 'The creator of the fan fiction, since he controls everything that happens in the fan fiction, has the right to declare this contract null and void.' I declare this contract null and void, shorty"
Yahiko: "Grrrrrrr"
Kenyasha267: "Now that that's taken care of, please R&R this fan fiction. Also, the next chapter will be written in the POV of our new character, ShiryoYuko. The offer made in chapter 2 of this fan fiction is no longer available since ShiryoYuko has taken advantage of it already. Please read my profile for more information. See you later!"
