YAY! THE FUN PART! AUDITIONS!!!

I've been running this in my head for a while trying to figure out who will audition for what and if I wanted to do Callbacks and all that good stuff. I've finally got it and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it! Here we go!!

Disclaimer: I don't own 'em butt I have fun making up stories about them! Both Inuyasha & KND! ;-)
Hoagie, Abby, Kuki and Wally were sitting in the middle row of an Auditorium, looking over their lines. Then, they heard the door open and they all looked back. A group of kids entered through the door. Their mouths dropped.

"Woah…I didn't know everyone was into Inuyasha…" Wally said.

"Yeah, me neither. I mean, I knew he was popular but, wow!" Kuki said.

"Aw, it's not that many kids…" Hoagie said.

"Still, it's a pretty good number for a group of kids." Abby responded. Kuki squinted her eyes.

"Is…is that….Numbuh 362?!" She asked in a whisper. Wally squinted as well.

"Hey…yeah! And there's Numbuh 86!" He said.

"And 35 and 23…" Hoagie added.

"So even people from Moonbase are here!" Abby said in shock. Kuki looked at her.

"You think Numbuh one knows?" She asked.

"Impossible!" Hoagie said.

"Yeah, if Numbuh one knew about it, he'd REALLY flip his lid! It'd drive him mad; and if he tried to get on Moonbase's case about watchin' Inuyasha and how it's "evil" and all, they'd rip him apart!" Abby said. The others nodded in agreement. They all sat back and sighed collectively.

"So, how long do you think this audition thing is gonna take?" Hoagie asked. Abby shrugged.

"Hopefully, no more than an hour thirty…." She said.

"An hour! It'd bettah be shorter than that! I've got a short attention span." Wally said. Kuki giggled and leaned her head on his shoulder.

"I don't know about that! You're usually pretty good at paying attention to me." She said, batting her eyelashes at him cutely. Wally stared at her, blushed, rubbed the back of his head and laughed nervously as Abby and Hoagie snickered. Wally heard them.

"Oh, can it you two!" Wally said with a hint of nervousness still in his voice. Kuki giggled a bit and snuggled in to him more. Abby whispered to Hoagie,

"Home girl done got more flirtatious, ain't she?" She asked.

"It's only a matter of time now…" Hoagie said smugly. They new it wouldn't be too much longer before Wally and Kuki finally hooked up. Wally'd just have to come out of his shell more. The two laughed until they heard someone at the front of the room clear her throat. Everyone sat up in attention. It was Mrs. Thompson. Abby 'hmphed' and folded her arms.

"Figures she'd wanna do a play about a half-dog demon…" She said. Mrs. Thompson spoke up,

"Hello! And welcome to the auditions for the school's play Inuyasha! The scripts you will be using for auditions today are not the same as the script for the play. Different scripts from different scenes have been selected according to particular characters from the show. They'll help us see exactly how well you can get into character. If we want you for callbacks, look for your name on the door as you leave. You'll come back tomorrow and audition again during first and second period, for which you will have a pass to be excused from class. The parts will be cast by the end of the school day tomorrow! Okay? Well, with that being said…let's get this show on the road!" She said. Everyone clapped.

Hoagie, Abby, Wally, and Kuki looked at each other with nervous looks on their faces. This was it! Their big chance! They hoped more than anything that they would get the parts they dreamed of, but at least they were there for each other. They smiled and nodded to each other. They'd get through this together. Mrs. Thompson adjusted some reading glasses she had on.

"Um…okay, would Stewie Urcleson please come to the stage?" She asked. She stepped of the stage and sat down with Mr. Frybingle on her left and a new teacher, Ms. Kindly, on her right. Ms. Kindly would be Mrs. Thompson's assistant director. Wally snickered.

"Urcleson?! What kinda name is Urcleson? Sounds like some lameo geek-face character on some ol' sitcom!" He said. Just then, Numbuh 13 stepped on the stage. Everyone's eyes twitched.

"I had ta ask." Wally said. Numbuh 13 saluted.

"Stewie Urcleson reporting for du-Owie, ow, ow! I stabbed myself in the eye with my thumb! Owie, ow! Oh! I think I got a hangnail in my eye!" He cried, stumbling back and forth on the stage.

"How can you get a cruddy hangnail in ya cruddy eye?! You're wearin' cruddy glasses!" Wally cried out loud from his seat. Kuki nudged him angrily.

"Ow!" He cried, rubbing his sore spot. Everyone else laughed. Mr. Frybingle and Mrs. Thompson looked back at Wally angrily. Wally caught this and shut up. Ms. Kindly also caught Wally's outburst and subconsciously committed it to her memory. Numbuh 13 looked up.

"Oh…I knew that…heh, heh, heh!" He cried, laughing in a goofy manner.

"Um…that's fine Stewie, just tell us who you're auditioning for." Ms. Kindly said with a smile.

"Um, Okay! Um…I'm auditioning for INUYASHA!!" He cried. Wally stared in shock.

"Oh, no…" He said, slumping down in his seat. Everyone else was a bit wary too.

"OKAY! Here I go! I'm gonna audition for Inuyasha….using my…IRON REEVER SOUL STEALER ATTACK!!" He cried out happily.

"Oh, no…" Kuki, Abby, and Hoagie said. All of the kids in the auditorium sunk down in their seats, waiting for disaster.

"Um…interesting…." Mr. Frybingle said.

"Ok then, let's see it!" Mrs. Thompson said.

"Obviously, they don't know much about Numbuh 13…" Abby whispered to Hoagie. Hoagie nodded.

"Obviously…" He said.

"OK! Here I go! Ya ready?! I'm ready! It's ready! I'm ready, you ready?! Ok, 'cause I'm about to go, alright?! Here we go!! Ya ready?!" 13 started.

"JUST GO ALREADY!" Everyone cried. 13 cringed.

"OK! Here I go!" He cried, raising up his right hand.

"Iron….Reever….Soul…STEELER!!" He cried. He brought his arm down in a quick swiping motion, losing his balance and stumbling over to stage left, tripping on his untied shoe strings as he went. He staggered off stage. Everyone heard a whole bunch of crashing.

"Woah, woah, woah, WOAH… owie, ow Woah! Oof ouch, hey, who put that there! Oh, man! Oh, watch it ow! Sorry!" They heard him say, he came back on stage wrapped in a curtain with the staff that was supposed to be Miroku's prop somehow stuffed in the wrapping of the curtain. He stumbled over to stage right, off stage again.

"OUCH! OH! Oh, my…Oh, Oofie, ouch..Not again…WOAH, Watch out hey…Oop, didn't mean to do th-Hey,…woah, watch….yikes!" He stumbled back on stage with lights wrapped around one arm, the prop for Kagome's bow hooked around his neck and the sword prop for Tetusaiga stuck to one end of the curtain that was dragging on the floor. 13's pot had also come down more on his head.

"Uh-oh…oh, no…OW! I can't see! Gang way!" He cried. He moved forward and stepped on the curtain he was wrapped in, tripping on the second step of the stairway at the center of the stage. He fell forward, off stage.

"LOOK OUT!" He cried. He tumbled, falling on the judging table and crashing it in two. He ended up in Mrs. Thompson's lap. He somehow managed to lift the pot off his head.

"I'm Okay! Ha,ha,ha!" He said, laughing annoyingly and snorting. He looked on stage at the trail of mess he had left behind.

"WOW! I did all that! I did more damage than Inuyasha does when he attacks! Does that mean I got the part?! Huh, huh, huh?! Did I?! Huh?!" He asked, getting up in Mrs. Thompson's face. Mrs. Thompson felt her face getting red.

"You…you…YOU!!"

"Will NEVER be in a school play in this school for as long as you live…EVER!!" Mr. Frybingle cried angrily. Ms. Kindly stared at the mess on the stage, then at Numbuh 13, who looked upset and on the verge of tears. She then looked at Mrs. Thompson and Mr. Frybingle.

"B-but…but I….I…I…" Numbuh 13 started, when Ms. Kindly leaned forward and whispered something in Mrs. Thompson's ear. Mrs. Thompsons's eyes grew wide as she analyzed the mess on stage. She looked back at Numbuh 13 and smirked, patting his head.

"I mean uh…we'll see…heh, heh.." She said. She then gently pushed him off of her.

"Can someone help him clean up?" She asked.

"We'll have to clean this WHOLE mess up before auditions can continue!" Mr. Frybingle said. Everyone sighd and got to work cleaning. Well, everyone who was not auditioning. Abby raised an eyebrow and folded her arms.

"Now what do you think Ms. Kindly told Mrs. Thompson?" She asked. Hoagie raised an eyebrow to.

"I dunno….I guess we'll find out…" He said, settling back a bit more in his chair.

"Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of…" Abby said.

About 30 minutes later, the place was ready for auditioning again. Everyone sighed, and the judges prayed no one else who was as uncoordinated or geeky as Stewie would be auditioning.

"Ok…now let's see…" Mrs. Thompson said, looking at her list.

"Um…Muffy Jenkins?" She asked. A girl came up on the stage.

(A/N: I don't know what she looks like. Mr. Warburton has yet to reveal her appearance on the show. So just use your imagination, 'kay?! Oh, and she's kinda singing like that blonde girl did on "High School Musical". You know… the first one in the movie to audition who was kinda off key? Yeah, like her. On with the story!)

Muffy Jenkins took a big breath and broke out in song,

"It's hard to believe, that I couldn't see! That you were always there beside me!!"

"Erm…excuse me…" Mr. Frybingle started, but Muffy kept going,

"Thought I was alone, with no one to hold! But you were always right beside me!"

"Excuse ME!" He tried again, no luck…

"This feeling's like…"

"EXCUSE ME!" Mr. Frybingle cried, standing up and pounding on the table in front of him to get her attention. Muffy stopped singing and smiled.

"Hmm?!" She cried, looking at the judges thoughtfully.

"Um…sweetie….that was…um….well…." Mrs. Thompson started.

"It could use some…work?" Ms. Kindly said…

"And, on top of that, it is simply not what we are looking for. This is not a "musical" audition… it's the audition for a standard action play. I'm sorry…" He said. Muffy pouted.

"Aw, I was really hoping it was a musical…" She said sadly, walking off stage. Mrs. Thompson rolled her eyes and stood.

"OKAY! Now LOOK…BEFORE we go ANY FURTHER….Is everyone CLEAR…on the fact that that THIS PLAY …is NOT a MUSICAL?!" She cried. Everyone nodded.

"And is there ANYONE here who is UNCOORDINATED in BALANCE?!" She cried.

"She means, are there any more KLUTZES the auditioning?!" Mr. Frybingle cried. Everyone shook their head.

"Okay then, let's try this again. Um…" Mrs. Thompson looked at the list.

"Would…Francine Fulbright and Wallabee Beetles please come onto the stage?" She asked. Kuki squealed happily.

"Good luck Wally!" She said, hugging him. He blushed, gave Kuki a quick hug and stood.

"Rock the house mate!" Hoagie said.

"And remember boy...you gotta keep it cool." Abby said, knowing that auditioning with 86 might really be agitating for Wally.

"Right, got it." Wally said.

"We're rootin' for ya Walls..." Hoagie said. Abby winked,

"Yeah, 100 percent!" She said.

"You can do it Wally! We're here for you!" Kuki said, smiling! Wally smiled back, nodded and approached the stage. Auditioning wasn't much of the problem.

...It was auditioning with Numbuh 86 that he was worried about.

A.N: Hmm…looks like they're off to a rocky start, huh?

Um….don't hate me, but I'm gonna stop here and I'll update again tomorrow. So, auditions have started and will continue & finish in tomorrow's chappie! I'll try to make them short but entertaining! I mean, Stewie & Muffy were entertaining, right? ;-)

Hope you liked this chappie and it at least made you laugh! You know what to do! Read & Review! Please & Thank you!

Peace Out!

-FoxieSango