Your name: John Egbert (BERT thank you very much) and you can't help all the fan girlyness you're feeling.

Watching these two people who obviously love each other makes you happy. The only thing that would make this day any better is if your best friend were here.

You've talked face to face (in person) two times before (each time meaning one summer each) and you had so much fun both times. You wish school would end faster (11 more days!) so then you can see him again.

You find it odd that when you see Tavros and Gamzee you think of Dave.

Right now Tav is wheeling around as fast as he can and Gam is hanging on to the back of his chair.

Everyone is laughing and feeling great until Tav hits a small hole in the ground, flinging him out of his chair and hitting the ground.

You all go silent as Tav just lays there. Gamzee is already sprinting to his boyfriend. Gamzee's expression goes from worried to smiling, he bends down and lifts his lover with ease (at least he makes it look easy) and walks toward you and Karkat.

Turning toward Karkat he seems kinda off, like he's been watching something. But you can't really tell how.

Gamzee is finally close again and he has the biggest smile on his face. He sits with Tavros in his lap and Tav sits up slowly and kisses his nose.

"Honk!" The clown cries. Tavros laughs and lays back down in his boyfriends lap.

In a weird way you're jealous of him. You can't explain it but you do admit to wanting someone that loves you as much as Gamzee loves Tavros.

You wonder all about this person. Who are they? Do you already know them? Why don't you know you love them yet? Is this person a girl?

Wait. What? Did you really just ask yourself if you're straight? Of course you are. But whatever so many questions and who cares about answering them now.

You check your phone again.

EB: am not!

TG: are so egderp

EB: oh you found me out i'm totally into Bro.

EB: dave?

EB: okay you must be sleeping or something. talk to you later!

EB: oh and 11 days!

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 13:02 - -

"Anything from your boyfriend?" Karkat asks, much like a little kid.

"Psh. I'm not gay."

"Who were you texting then?" He smirks at you when you go silent.

"Shut up!" You cry.

"Whoa, Whoa no need to get bitchy John. There's nothing wrong with being gay." You can tell he's joking but you feel your face start to redden and he's starting to irritating you.

"Come on motherfuckers, no need to get pissy. My Dad made some motherfucking pie, why don't we ditch this shit yo?"

"No fucking way that pie sucks."

"Oh uh that sounds like um fun!"

Gamzee and Tavros look over at you, waiting for an answer.

"No thanks Gam. I think I'm going to head home."

"Alright then motherfucker." You get up and brush yourself off. Turning to go you hear, "See ya motherfucker!" You look over and they, not paying attention to you, kiss.

Walking away you're pissed for no reason.

Reaching the bike rack you grab yours (ghostbuster themed) and ride it as fast as your skinny legs can go.

Still pissed when you reach home, you fling your bike into the garage and storm up the stairs, slamming your door as you enter. Then you rip your ConAir poster off the wall, crumple it up and pull it into pieces.

You only feel angry at yourself now.

EB: oh and 11 days!

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 13:02 - -

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 14:11 - -

TG: sorry dude i fell asleep

TG: and then bro kicked my ass again and i slept more

TG: 11 days?

TG: im pretty siked to see you again

TG: okay ill talk to you later then dude

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 14:40 - -

Kind of out of character for Dave expressing himself so. Maybe something's bothering him. But you're troubled and you don't even know why. You don't want to upset him so you just lay down.