This is the third Chapter of "Getting back at calvin and hobbes" I am SO sorry for not updating sooner! I forgot about this story for a while (I'm sorry!) But I needed some pranks for team Calvin to pull on us authors. And I said that you could send your pranks in, but I haven't gotten any in so long, I decided to forget it and just write the story. But these are the people who are in it.

Where evergirl (WG)

Espionage1911 (ESP)

shadowman101 (SM)

Truthordareorelse (TDE)

Kimi (my sister) (kimi)

OnTheEdge7830 (OTE)

Ojamajo Boy 178 (OJB)

Transformerboy (TFB)

Insert Name Here (INH)

Socrates

Megatron1986

Jetpack Jon

And I will choose who and how many people will be included in the prank. For this chapter this will be about team Calvin (for the most part) and what their prank will be. You can send in pranks for Calvin's team if you want to, but if I don't get any, ill just make up some elaborate prank myself. And I will not hold back on creativity. So let round of: Calvin; BEGIN! Oh ya, this WAS awesomeman13 because I changed my name as sly the hedgehog. And for Hobbes prank. If I gave you guys a song you don't like im sorry and just tell me. And tell me what song you want because I might do another prank that includes singing.

Calvin: alright guys, what should we do?

Susie: I don't know, we all thought you would think of this, you're the guy who usually comes up with these things.

Hobbes: so NONE of you guys have any ideas? OoO

Everyone other then Calvin and Hobbes: no

Calvin and Hobbes: good grief! Don't any of you people have any imagination! What do you DO when you're not learning!

Susie: studying

Mrs. Wormwood: grading tests

Mr. Spittle: handling parents and students

Moe: beating up kids for their lunch money

Mr. Lockjaw: shooting down kids hope and dreams

Everyone else: O_O

Mr. Lockjaw: what?

Calvin: uh, never mind, we need some ideas on what to do

Hobbes: how about, we set up PRIVATE tryouts for a play or something like that, and then we do something really embarrassing to them and then send it to FOX news, or ACB, or something like that?

Calvin: PERFECT!

Susie: how on earth are we going to get all of this equipment?

Calvin: didn't you read the last chapter? Sly, formerly known as awesomeman13 (AM-13), said that this is a fanfiction and that the laws of science, physics, and realty do not apply here. -_o

Susie: touché… -_-

Calvin: so we all agree on hobbes prank?

Everyone: yes

Mrs. Wormwood: with a little refining, this could be a great prank. :)

Calvin: great, let's set it up then!

So after a couple minutes of setting up the tryouts, Calvin went out and bought a fake moustache, and hopped on Hobbes's shoulders and claimed that Susie was his daughter and that his wife was sick. Susie had dyed her hair blonde and set up all the booby traps.

Calvin: first contestant please!

At that time, Kimi walks up on stage

Susie: hey lady, can you sing a part of a song, my daddy is doing tryouts for a play and wants to hear you guys sing. And he only wants you to sing a part so he can get through this quickly

Calvin: I think they know honey.

Susie: I know! Just making sure!

Kimi: ok, I will be singing "Duplicate" by Chatty Kathy

Calvin: ok go

Do you ever feel, like a cardboard box

Waiting to be filled, waiting to be opened?

Do you just sit still?

Or do you just get blamed on a bossed around.

Do you ever feel, like a duplicate,

Like a copy of someone in real life?

CAUSE BABY your du~plicate!

Show them who you're rea~ly not!

Make them go ACK! ACK! ACK!

CAUSE BABY you're a du~plicate!

Show them who you're rea~ly not!

Make them go ACK! ACK! ACK!

Kimi: THANK YOU! YOU'VE ALL BEEN A VERY GOOD CROWD! :D

*chirp, chirp, chirp*

Kimi: -_-… everyone's a critic…

Calvin: *pushes button*

Suddenly, a huge vat of maple syrup pours all over her.

Kimi: ACK! ACK! ACK! Are you serious! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO TO MY HAIR!

Calvin: take her away boys.

Moe and Calvin's dad step out in a cliché mustache and suit and drag her away

Kimi: THIS ISN'T OVER!

Calvin: indeed… NEXT!

Suddenly a dark, emo looking figure stepped out on stage.

?: I am WG, evil clone.

Calvin: O_O ok, what happened?

WG: well you see..

(Flash back 15 minutes ago)

WG: where did you get that

INH: Stole it from anion.

INH: Now give me some hair

WG: (holds hair) No way

INH: (takes out scissors and cuts some.) Now mix in some dark energon from

Transformers prime (hopefully megatron won't miss it)

(In the nemeses()Megatron: STARSCREAM I AM MISSING SOME DARK ENRGON! DID

YOU

TAKE IT!

Starscream; SHUT UP I"M TRYING TO READ!

(back here)

INH: No way *Is mixing bottle and potions*

WG: do you even know what those do.

INH: Not a clue

INH:(stirs)

(Shows view of earth and a black dust cloud appears)

(Were all covered in ash and a figure steps out)

INH: Uh oh. I think it took too many samples i tired to mix clones for

Everyone at

The same time

WG:WAHT is that bad?

(WG with black hair and paler skin wearing a black cloak and holding a

Blood

Red staff dressed all in black and with bloodshot snake eyes come snout

Of

Smoke)

Transformer Boy: that would be a yes

Sly: INH WAHT DID YOU DO!

INH: Accidently created an Evil WG with everyone in the story's powers

Everyone: WHAT!

(Waits till ears stop bleeding)

INH: anyway she is totally loyal to the original WG or me

WG: Really?

(Turns to Dark WG)

WG: MAKE ME A PIZZA!

Dark WG: As you command

(Makes pizza)

WG: YAYZ!

INH: NOW GO ATTAQCK THE CALVIN AND HOBBES CHATERS!

(She turns into smoke and flies off)

INH: Weird how did it end up like this

Flashback End

Calvin: O_O *we have some messed up people in this war…* O, ok then, go on…

EWG: well, I am going to sing "Pranking Hardcore Anthem" By OAFMEAL

Hardcore prankers in the house tonight!

Everybody just be original.

We ain't gonna pie you in the face!

But we gonna put our prank on youtube!

Hardcore prankers in the house tonight!

Everybody just be original.

We ain't gonna pie you in the face!

But we gonna put our prank on!

The internet.

At that time, a HUGE thing is glue and glitter dumped all over her.

EWG: ACK! ACK! ITS TO HAPPY! GET IT OFF! DX

Then the same two guards went and drug her away

Susie: NEXT!

Then EWG went and disappeared into a smoke

EWG: THIS ISN'T OVER!

Calvin: that's exactly what Kimi said, and im still standing… -_-

Then OJB stepped up on stage.

OJB: sup guys?

Calvin: what song will you be singing?

OJB: I'm going to sing "I am Stupendous Man" By G.R.O.S.S

I am

I am

I am stupendous man!

And I can do anything!

I am

I am

I am stupendous man

And I can do anything!

And as he was singing, he was cut off, by a huge barrage of water balloons.

OJB: my god, what the heck wrong with you people! I mean SERIOUSLY! How many water balloons did you drop on me! DX

Calvin: OVER 9000!

Susie: -_-

Calvin: right, I don't expect a GIRL to understand internet memes… -_-

Susie: memes?

Calvin: I'll explain them later honey.

Susie: Daddy, It's getting late, can we go get some dinner?

Calvin: Sure sweetie, im hungry to. ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LET'S CALL IT A DAY! ILL START LISTENING TOMMOROW!

*Phs* don't let the prisoners escape

Moe: got it twin- I mean boss.

Calvin: alright, we'll listen to people later, I need a break.

Alright that was Calvin's first prank and will continue on the next chapter. And I'm so sorry for not updating sooner! I have no excuse, but this chapter is pretty long thought so I hope you all enjoyed it, so, please leave interesting or creative song ideas or even a song that has been already REWRITTEN IN A CALVIN AND HOBBES STYLE. If you're going to actually submit a song, then you need to write a parody of it Calvin and Hobbes style. Thanks for reading!