Yoz. Meh, just your luck readers to bereading like the best story ever, but to have a lazy writer. lol. i have loads of ideas and what not(which whould point out the creativeness in this chapter lol) so yea, ill update we i do. i should either do it when im bored and im putting off homework, or the weekends. so yea. and if none of you have noticed, i dont think i put a disc;amer anywere, but maybe in the summery, so ill say it once. i dont own any of the konoha characters, so dont any one go sueing me. lol. anway, on with the story. and reminder: theres yoai/yuri (yes, i managed to add yuri. lol)
IchaLover has logged on to Konoha Chat3: Chunnin and up
StudentSlave has logged on to Konoha Chat 3: Chunnin and up
StudentSlave: Oy, Kakashi
IchaLover: yoz
StudentSlave: kakashi-domo, why dont you come over to my place later
IchaLover: ... for what?
StudentSlave: Well, i was hoping for a second chance to get you into bed. last night was ruined by sasuke having coming over to your place while we were making out and complained all night about naruto having ramen with kiba
IchaLover: ... to be fair, naruto came in and walked in on us... you know, so that he could get you to get ramen
StudentSlave: oh yea...
IchaLover: good thing he dense enough to belive that we were playing leap frog... wow, that dunce...
StudentSlave: Ey, dont call naruto that! im his father figure, so i must defend him always. and speaking of which, we should talk to him
IchaLover: "we"? why and about what?
StudentSlave: well, "we" since its easyer as a group, and he should know were a couple. and we should give him the talk
IchaLover: ... WHAT talk
StudentSlave: THE talk
IchaLover: OHHHHHH. THAT THE talk. well, i whould think he known already...
StudentSlave: why would you say that?
IchaLover: well, him and sasuke are a coupe, right? and ive seen both sasuke with a simle or two, and naruto barely able to sit down. both on the same days. put two and two together...
StudentSlave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY PURE WHITE UNSPOILED NARUTO!!!!!!!!! PURE WHITE SNOW HAS BE CURUPTED BY THE MUD OFF THE BOTTOM OF A SHOE THAT IS THAT UCHIHA!!!! I WILL RESTORE MY NARUTOS LIGHT THAT HAS BE COVERED!!!!!!!!
IchaLover: err... might what to chill out a bit koi. naruto knew what he was doing and so did susuke, so naruto isnt blameless.
StudentSlave: ...BUT MY NARUTO...
IchaLover: ikura, youve left on yur caps again...
StudentSlave: opps. sorry. anyway, we should still have that talk with naruto
IchaLover: why? he must already know about sex.
StudentSlave: be he must know about safe sex. it seems as hes uke, or bottom, so he must be safe not to catch anything from that uchiha dirty sonofa-
IchaLover: now clam down already. only thing we could do is give them ideas for new position. i think we invented a few now that i recall...
StudentSlave: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HE WILL NEVER, EVER DO THOSE MOVES!!! THEY ARE SHAMELESS!!!! THEY LACK TASTE. THEY ARE SO CRUDE!!!
IchaLover: and if i recall, you made them and insisted that i use them on you...
StudentSlave: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IchaLover: your caps again...
StudentSlave: oh yea. opps. anyway, we should be sure. i will make it easyer to understand by use explaing it to naruto online later on it may be betterm since it will be in writing
IchaLover: will, if you really see the need. but we should do it at your place, both of us being there, so that we can show him hows its properly done, if you catch my drift
StudentSlave: kakashi-koi! please dont even think of making anruto watch us. it would be too embarrising to do. and that would just subject him to watching porn on the internest. then he might just wonder into porn site and... just... too... much...
IchaLover: oy, im sending you a pic i just took. look at it plz.
StudentSlave: NANI??????????!!!!!!!!! your naked, and... wow. that is a nice pic. WAIT! DONT TRY TO DISTRACT ME!!!!!!
IchaLover: ...
StudentSlave: ...
StudentSlave: anyway, so what should we do later?
IchaLover: well, maybe you should get together at my place and we could finish what we started.
StudentSlave: well, im up for that. maybe this time i could try this one move i was thinking of...
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Krazyeyez has logged on to Konoha Chat 3: Chunnin and up
IchaLover: hmm. looks like we have company...
StudentSlave: yes. hello Asuma-sensei, Kurenai-sensei.
HeavySmoker: Oy. you two cybering again?
IchaLover: like i would admit that
HeavySmoker: well, you do like to brag some...
Krazyeyez: yes, like how you just made iruka-sensei non-walkable for a week...
StudentSlave: kakashi!!!
IchaLover: opps. did i say that... well, its not like im the only one whos be braging. i think you said the same thing about Kurenai about 3 days ago.
Krazyeyez: Asuma!!!
HeavySmoker: opps. hehe. looks like we all have some secrets...
Krazyeyez: like how you stil sleep with your thumb in your mouth?
HeavySmoker: Kurenai!!! howd you fined out about tha- err, i mean, i have no clue what you mean hehehe...
StudentSlave: ...
IchaLover: ...
Krazyeyez: well, you were sleeping in a fetal position and with your thumb in your mouth, cluching a teddybear that came out of nowhere.
HeavySmoker: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crap...
StudentSlave: ANYWAY hows it going between you two nowadays? how long have you two be together again?
HeavySmoker: its been about 5 months
Krazyeyez: ... its been 7...
HeavySmoker: really? hmm. you must count from when we first started to go out. i count from when we hopped into your bed anf fu- err... never mind. ill take your word for it. how ling has it been for you two kakashi?
IchaLover: its been 4 months
StudentSlave: no, its also been 7...
IchaLover: oh... well, you count when we first went out. i count... when we first started to share apartments?
HeavySmoker: nice save kakashi
IchaLover: i know huh?
StudentSlave: not that nice...
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Bloodlover99: Kurenai!!!!!!!!! yay! your on!!! how bout we go privite and cyber??
HeavySmoker: ??????!
IchaLover: !!!!??
StudentSlave: wtf??????????????
Krazyeyez: err... anko, we settled this already long ago...
Bloodlover99: i know, but im extra horny today!!
Krazyeyez: so. thats in the past anko
Bloodlover99: come on my little krazy eyes, you know yopu still have feelings for me. still dont know why you left me for that pot smokin bozo
HeavySmoker: im like right here...
Bloodlover99: SOOOOOO!!!! and like im said, im horny, so why dont you come over and play around you know you loved it when i used to use my snakes and have them go in and out of your-
Krazyeyez: ANKO! i said know. that part of my life is behind me now.
Bloodlover99: hmm. i think you need some convincing. ive got something to show you. here, im turning on my web cam now...
Krazyeyez: ... a-a-anko!
HeavySmoker: ...wow
StudentSlave: woah!
IchaLover: err... yea...
Bloodlover99: yea, look at my tits!!! there bigger then ever. and im just drooling. and not from my mouth. from my "lips" if you catch my drift. i could show you if you want-
Krazyeyez: NO! anko, how may time do i have to tell you that no matter how many times you strip for me, use be as your striper pole, rub me in al lthe right places, nibble on my ear, grab my boobs, and work my nipples, i will never come back to you!! now get over it! im with asuma now, and im happy!
HeavySmoker: ...err... wow...
IchaLover: yep...
Bloodlover99: so what!! what does he have that i dont?!
IchaLover: ... a dick?
StudentSlave: and tickleish beard?
HeavySmoker: and i can give her children...
Bloodlover99: SOOOOOOOO!!! i can get of those!!
StudentSlave: ... how?
Bloodlover99: i know a guy from suna. he will make me a man, and while i can probolly never give you child,m we can adopt! i never grew up with my original parants, and look how i turned out!!!!! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
StudentSlave: ...
HeavySmoker: ...
IchaLover: ...
Krazyeyez: ... well, besides the fact, i still have no more feeling for you. and if you must know, asuma can be caring. all you want to do is fuck like an animal. all we have together is incedible sex that can never be followed up by anyone!
HeavySmoker: ... yea, like thats not a shot at me...
Bloodlover99: ...so you really mean i cant have you back?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ive told you this more than a hundred times!! now will you please, PLEASE, just let this go?!
Bloodlover99: well, ok. but i will never forget... us.
neither will i...
Bloodlover99: will... i guess i should move on...
StudentSlave: er, anko, we can see your evil grin
Bloodlover99: opps. oh well, might as well tell you. I WILL NEVER LET MY KRAZY EYES GO!!!!! NEVER!!!! HERE I COME MY LOVE!!!!
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StudentSlave: ... uhh... i think you have a stalker coming to your house to have her way with you Kurenai-sensei...
Krazyeyez: i fear you are right... hmm. can i come over to your house, Asuma?
HeavySmoker: err... sure. ill protect you from anko.
Krazyeyez: thx. well, ill leave now. bye kaakshi, iruka. see yo later
StudentSlave: err, yea
IchaLover: later...
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IchaLover: ... so, looks like your girlfreind was a lesbian
StudentSlave: ...yea...
IchaLover: so, how do you feel?
HeavySmoker: ... i feel... i feel... i ... feel... GREAT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! IM SLEEPING WITH A LEZ!!!! WOOHOO! NOW SHE MIGHT LET ME BRING ANOTHER WOEMN FOR A THREESOME R I COULD JUST WATCH THEM!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST PERPARE!!!!!!
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IchaLover: ... o...k...
StudentSlave: yea...
IchaLover: anyway, we need to talk to naruto later and give him the talk, but you can come over and give me the talk... with demostrations of course
StudentSlave: that dont sound too bad. well, as long as im seme, and not uke this time. your always seme...
IchaLover: well, im more dominate, and last time i remember, you liked that. how you screamed in my ear "OH KAKASHI, OH MY GOSH!!" as i banged the life out of you on your table.
StudentSlave: err... yea... well, ill come over your house this time. lucky, im not sore anymore, so its ok.
IchaLover: so i can be as rough as i want. SWEET!
StudentSlave: ... no. that means not to do it aain when i have school to teach in the morning
IchaLover: well, to be fair, we did it at like five in the morning, so yea...
StudentSlave: ANYWAY, ill come over
IchaLover: ok, and besure not to past anko on the way here. im not sure, but i know you were oogling her topless, and i also fear she may still be topless, running around konoha, horny...
StudentSlave: ...i see your point. well, ill be there soon...
IchaLover: sooner than later!
StudentSlave: we'll see. wink
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IchaLover: oy. he pushes my bootons. now i must be extra hard on him. hehehehee.
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PervertedStalker: ...
TroublesomeShika: see, i knew they wouldnt notice us here...
PervertedStalker: well, shikamaru, looks like i own you. with this new information, i have just the stuff to make my new book
TroublesomeShika: new book? about two guys?
PervertedStalker: NOOOO!!!! NEVER!!!!!! about two GIRLS!!! it will be "Icha Icha Violence: Female Stalker" it will be a best seller! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TroublesomeShika: ... yea. anyway, you said you owned me one
PervertedStalker: not just one, but like three!
TroublesomeShika: well, right now i need a favor
PervertedStalker: name it and its yours! let me guess, yo want that blonde number named ino, huh? i dont blame you. if only she was legal-
TroublesomeShika: NO! i need you to keep sasuke busy tomorrow so that kiba and naruto can have a day alone without the uchiha buting in.
PervertedStalker: oh, so your helping out kiba getting naruto huh? well, i have al lte best intentions for my student, BUT ill help. ill keep sasuke doing something. hmm. that might be alittle hard, but ea, i can do it.
TroublesomeShika: good. with sasuke busy, kiba will be free to woo the dumb blonde we call naruto. now what will he do now...
Meh, if i ve spelling errors, try not to jump on me about it. lol. well, hope you liked this chapter, and remember: reading is nice, and reviewing is even nicer, but the nicest of all is me not having ino and sakura rape sasuke, so revirew!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. but in truth, i loved the reviews i got so far (only 2. lol) so, get to it.