Bpov

It was all I could do to not cringe as I watched her grab that strip of cloth so damn fast that he didn't even have time to figure out something really bad was about to happen to him. I mean, really? What the hell did he think was going to get waxed in that position? Damn! The woman was fast and she was merciless. I guess whatever Mark had paid her had made an impression and they damn sure make those Russian chicks strong because she pinned him with an elbow and got ahold of that other strip before he had even stopped squalling or registered what the hell had really happened to him. Rose couldn't take it; she collapsed in a chair in the hallway trying to stifle her laughter while Marcus stood there next to her just looking like he was afraid of what I was going to do to Jasper before he could get ahold of him.

He thought he was going to just take off and leave? Oh nope. Not gonna happen. He saddled that bronc and he was going to ride it all the way home. Wonder if I should mention to him that he's bleeding just a little bit? Nah…that would cause a full-fledged panic beyond what I was about to inflict.

Oh…wow. That was going to make those a lot harder to strip the hair off of. He better either swallow really hard or relax a little, because I didn't think that was even physically possible you know? I just thought guys said that, not that they really did shrink. Poor Irina, she's gonna have to apply extra wax to get anything done now.

"Bella! What are you doing?"

"Well, I am learning a new skill Jasper. Didn't I tell you? I've decided to go to work waxing the hair off guys junk all day long, you don't mind that I didn't tell you about it, do you?"

"What? Wait! Bella, that's kinda hot!"

"Is this how you do it Irina?"

"Wait! Why are you both doing a side? I don't think you are supposed to do that. Bella? Honey? Please?

"Da. Now put strip, pull ball sack and on three you…"

"AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"

"You did not wait for count. That is okay. I count now. 1, 2, 3."

"OH GOD! NO MORE!"

"Wow, that is very clean. Is it supposed to bleed like that?"

"When they are soft, sometimes they bleed. "

"IM BLEEDING?"

"Little man, now you be quiet. We have more work. You should hold his arm, he will not like this."

"No! No! I didn't agree to my pits getting done! Oh God! Please, Bella! I'm sorry. Please? No more?"

"Jasper, what did I used to do for a living?"

"Apartment manager? OwwOWOWOW! NO, I mean you were a cop. A COP! Oh God… Lady! Please don't pull anymore hair off my crotch!"

"Yeah, I was a cop. So tell me, don't you think I would have been, oh , maybe a little curious when you came home with your junk all waxed and then if we had all the sudden started getting a bunch of money? I'm not stupid; don't you think I would have started looking into things?"

"Yes. Oh Dammit! I'm sorry! Yes! I'm an idiot, but honey, we are in so damn much trouble. We need money. I'm just trying to help; this is the quickest and easiest way of doing it."

I want to be mad at him for thinking I would be dumb enough to let that kind of shit slide past me, but the fact he is so damn worried about things breaks my heart. I don't want him worried. I don't even want him in pain. I wave off Irina so she doesn't inflict anymore goopy misery on him and start helping her smear some soothing gel on him. He flinches a little, but relaxes when he realizes the worst is over.

"You know Jasper, we have always promised to talk to each other and to be up front with each other, especially after how things began with us, and this really hurts me that you feel that you have to sneak around behind my back, especially in order to have sex with Marcus. "

Oh, that made Irina stop and stare. "You? Little man? You to have sex with very big man? This I would pay to see."

Okay, that did not help to prove my point at all, especially since Rose stuck her head in the room and said, 'See? I told you!"

"Shut it, you! I'm not done with you either."

"Please don't be mad at her. They are just trying to help."

"I'm not really that mad at anyone, I'm just as worried and stressed out as you are. I don't want you doing something you are going to regret later on and resent me for."

"Can I get up and get dressed now? Please?"

"Da, blood will stop soon. Keep clean with soap and water. You should wait for sex with large man until blood stops."

"Oh God."

"Da"

Okay, that smile of hers said it all. I guess there is a market for that kind of thing with all kinds of people.

"Come on Jasper, we obviously have quite a bit of talking to do tonight and if this mess is going to happen, there is going to be no lying about it and no more sneaking around. I'm going to be right there to make sure you are safe."

"You what?"

Oh I knew that would put a hitch in his get-a-long, he's got a little bit of a freak bone to him, but I don't think it goes that far. He doesn't mind being an exhibitionist as long as no one he really knows is going to see it, but with a live audience? Yeah…I doubt there would be much cooperation from his parts, but who knows? I still don't think he will do it, but if he does, well, we are a team and I have his back, (so to speak), through thick and thin, no matter what, it's the least I could do.

"I intend to be there, to make sure you are okay and that you don't get hurt. Mark is a big guy and what if he got carried away?"

Oh, I thought she had left the room. That was not a very lady like snort from Irina.

Jpov

I'm on fire in all kinds of places that should not be on fire, but she's not killing me or telling me she's divorcing me and taking my kids away from me or just as bad, calling my momma, so maybe this isn't a total catastrophe, but she wants to be there? Oh no no no no. I don't even really want to be there.

"Are you guys ready go yet? If I don't get Marcus home and fed pretty soon, he will get cranky, and the last thing Jasper will want to deal with will be a cranky Marcus."

"Yeah, we are coming, as soon as he gets his jeans back on."

Not good. This is such a not good feeling. How in the hell do women and gay guys deal with this on a regular basis? It feels like someone took sandpaper to my parts and then smeared them with gasoline. It's a miserable feeling and I didn't wear any drawers. I'm not relishing the thought of putting my jeans back on without them.

"It usually quits burning in a few hours. Make sure you put the aloe stuff on it that Rose got for you. That will keep you from breaking out or anything. First time I got that done I didn't listen and I was sore for days. Now I'm used to it."

"How in the hell could you get used to that? I feel like I had half the hide on my ass ripped off and we won't even talk about my balls."
"You can get used to anything. So…Bella didn't kill you, that's good. What did she have to say?"

"She wants to be there, to watch to make sure I'm okay."

"Oh. That's cool, I don't have a problem with that, once I'm into it, it doesn't matter who is there, I won't notice them."

Oh God, was Bella right? I felt myself unwillingly cringe closer to the truck door, looking back behind me to where Rose and Bella were following in Roses car.

"I have to psych myself up for a scene usually, so I just do it like I did when I played football, and my body just goes on auto-pilot. I could teach you how to do it so you don't get stage fright."

"Oh, that would be great. So, uh…you really are a bottom?"

"Well, truthfully I'm either. I will switch, and I really would like to top you, but Rose said that would probably not be happening but if it's because you are scared, you don't have to be, I am good at what I do, I wouldn't hurt you and it would really rake in some bucks people really get a kick out of that whole first timer thing. There are a lot of ways we could go with it too, Rose has had some great ideas"

He is smiling at me and giving me a look like a guy would give some debutant virgin he wants to deflower at her coming out. Oh God…that is me. All I can do is stare at him. I don't even know what to say as he reaches over and pats my leg, his giant hand covering what seems to be half my thigh," Don't worry Jasper; I'll take good care of you. I'm not gay or nothing like that, I'm just ambi-sextrous and Rose knows I have had an appreciation for you for a while, so it's not a deal, either way we do this thing, I see it as a win."

"Uh um…yeah… well, I have to talk to Bella. Uh, she is the boss, so uh, yeah."

"Ah, I hear you; it's just easier to let the women run the show, isn't it?"

"I'm beginning to think so."